i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Keep it classy, Cape Cod!
Shit juz go n qhoop his ass
boston pancake 617's mom.
Massachusetts baby. all assholes all the time.
"This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100.
And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake."
HAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING LOSER
whoever said that should goooo dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And thats why we cant have anything nice! because the world is full of retards!!!
617's too polite.
508's an asshole.
Someone needs a shocker and a teabag.
you guys ever think of it like 617 is cock blocking 508 while 508 is trying to get with girls so 508 resorts to texting 617's girlfriend to piss him off? thats how i read it
5:02 is lonely and fat
3:53 (1) has got it down.
Obviously this girl's texting back. There isn't anything to protect.
Tell the bitch to fuck off, they're everywhere as mentioned before.
I thought Dexter too when I read that. haha
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getting it from both sides
3:39 you need to get a life, shooting someone over a girl? That
you're not even married to? Yikes
they say, I wud pull out my glock fotay and pop a cap in his azz........ya mean!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha that's so funny
I fucking love massachusetts
4:11, how else would he have gotten her number and wouldn't she have told the dude to back off? You are always wrong. I am always right.
I remember when I had my first beer.
I like how people read way too much into the texts on here. It really does show how sad some people are.
Whoever this man is he is my hero forever
508 had a good retort...but prly needs to find his leg to hump on
Thank you 3:50 (1)
3:50 (2) I don't give a fuck if he's joking. If he's sick
enough to write it he's probably sick enought to consider it.
Mass big up!!!
mass for the win!
dude, why is your girl even texting this guy? DUMP HER.
i cocked blocked your mom
At least he says what he means! And if the other guy's girlfriend's only faithful because he guards her, then he's screwed anyway.
haha.. this text is hilarious.. (:
Fuck yeah massachusetts
3:33 quoting other TFLN, win.
WKUK References FTW.
this text is phenomenal.
Just cause your on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
That guy's got some balls, I love it!
You guys are fuckin douches......why is it the girls fault automatically?...... my ex keeps texting me even though i'm dating someone else now.......i dont text back and i've told the new bf about it..... we laugh it off cuz the ex looks pathetic.
how do you know she's cheating? maybe he's just persuing her and its not working (which is why he said stop cock blocking.)
3:39 scared of you in a fcking hot way.. call me..
Let's be serious here, it's definitely the woman's fault.
not if she's asked her bf to ask him to stop texting.
Get that nut 508
3:25 1 and 2, you guys are fucked
617-you need to get your hoe on a leash. bitch is runnin wild...
3:25- Too much Dexter, LOL, looooove that show. Rita is HAWT!!
How do you know 617 isn't just one of those jealous guys who doesn't believe his girlfriend should have any guy friends, and thus 508 just enjoyed replying with a smartass remark.
They both sound like douches. However, 508 is douchier. Ed Hardy to the max.
ever consider maybe 617 and 508 are friends?
If yur friend said that to yu, is that the response you would give? ..not likely
fer sher owned! thats rightious!
12:48 love the Stepbrothers reference! Hahahaha
if that was my gf i would just tell her to go fuck herself. i dont ask guys not to text my gf, if she wants that then she is just not into me and then she can suck a cock. I have planty of bitches that i can fuck or date and fuck.
greatest response ever
3:47 it says "thats why people get shot" "I would go to jail over something like this"
Context clues ya dumb bastard.
I have met retards that are brighter than you.
wow....617 should disown both of them. unless the gf shows the texts
LOL great text!! I love the reply!
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Totally a 508 thing to say!!!
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this is my favorite ever.
I'd punch this guy if it were my gf.
I would gouge out his eyeballs then skullfuck him. Then for good measure I'd cum in her hair
dude, i am sticking with the boston pancake.
Any of you consider this might be a joke? Anyone? Bueller?
No, it wasn't actually, I know the guy who sent this is, hooked up with her later that night
Best text EVER!
oh how i love massachusetts.
lol... i've actually said this exact thing before to a very similar message. epic!
Hell yeah 508 near 413
I think this one beats out the 9th grade teacher one as the best one.
hahaha 6:40 so true..
This is awesome, fuckin 508 ahahaha
hahahaha so funny!!! loveeee it
defiantly just laughed out loud
I would knock the guy out and piss on him then dragon the girl
This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100.
And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake.
Xaq Isaacman? lol is that you? Have fun in jail buddy!
I just came from jerking off
she obviously fucked him, or at least sucked him off once. how did he get the number in the first place?
u need to check your whore of a gf
3:39, I bet you know too many DMX songs by heart. Thug Lyfe 4 Eva
The world would really appreciate it if you showed some decency and didn't get between a relationship. I would stop talking yo the douche altogether.
3:33 you're fucking hilarious.
yall are idoits/caulcksuckas
hey, she gave out her number, my man. that's a hint if ever there was one. also, no such thing as "someone's girl" unless we're talking slaves in cambodia. just people with temporary relationship contracts. sorry to break it to ya.
ahahahah i like this one
@3:57 SLOW JERK! HAAHA!
If it were my girlfriend I would break her jaw so she can't suck the other dudes dick anymore.
Dude, break up with your girlfriend who won't stop talking to a guy trying to get in her pants.
If she isn't talking back, it's not really a cockblock, buddy... She just doesn't want you.
I love bacon. Mmmmm.
Win. But this kids bout to get jacked up :D
this is awesome. i wonder what the guy thought when he read that response he got lol.
2:10 the first, you're retarded.. the whole thing is context.
That's my 508/617 peeps! Big up!
Best of all time
i live in 508. and this is one of the best on here
There's no context here. It's lame.
haha, this text is hilarious, also funny that dbags turned it into a racial arguement. tools.
women is like cars, if ya aint married to em, dont touch em.
Best text ever. 508 is probably still tagging this bitch. Sounds like 508 is a funny fuck and 617 is just a lame bitch!
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
Lol wow. This is fucking hilarious. You're A Badass
Who owns this 'alleged' girlfriend anyway?
3:39 Sounds like a bitch ass. Dude aint gonna show a gun to nobody, doubt he even has one...Ahhh toughh talkers on the interwebs.
What a douche
love the whitest kids u know references. GREAT SUCCESS
Fuck you. All of you.
all of you men wouldn't do a single fucking thing you claim you will on here
men are all fucking talk, 0 walk
you'll still stay with her and be her bitch like you were, she'll still text this other dude
quit lying to yourselves.
BEST COME BACK EVER!!! Your a gentlemen and a scholar.
gotta loveeeee Massachusetts <3333
Had this exact convo via text last week 😄
Y'all clowns you wouldn't shoot a load on your mamas face biitch I'll slap the taste out your mouth and bang everyones gf
Omg best one tonight lawl
@5:58 PM...if u think ur girlfriend should have guy friends...
She has cheated on u at least 10 times in the past year. ur a clown
haha i know you beat his ass
This is a funny-ass text! I'm a fan!
its a three some situation
Fucking great. They're probably friends messing with each other... hilarious any way you slice it.
What a masshole!!
This is my friend!
I would do this
Sit down. You got rocked.
stay classy brockton
YES!! Classic!! i love it
thats really reallly fuckin funny.
Epic. Best TFLN yet.
4:11, I read it kinda like you did...
and you can get numbers from more sources than the person herself! 617 was pretty polite about it, meaning nothing must have happened yet. the gf prolly told him about it lol
dexter will fucking kill 3:25s
Greater boston area :)
LMFAO!!! Sooo... funny!
we are INSANE in Ma
508 is my good friend!!!! He's fuckin hilarious
Mass is the best
10:48 looks pathetic because 'cuz' is not a word. You are lucky your new 'bf' puts up with that shit 'cuz' I wouldn't.
he didnt say he was gonna shoot them 3:44 he said instill fear.. just the fact that he'd show with a gun would scare the fuck outta 508
lmfaoooooo best one yet
Hahah new Bedford and Beantown!
Great response! Hahaha!
I just think this is funny!
Haha, trolling works so well on this shit eating site.
Hey shotgun boy, shut the fuck up
first off, thats just funny. i actually laughed. and i laughed because i can relate. my similar situation is an old dude keeps hitting me up and trying to get with me. i try to keep the peace and am honest with my current. i usually ignore the ex unless i have something to say that points out how shitty it is that he is trying to be a home-wrecker. i for one can handle myself, maybe this chick is sucking dudes dick, but dont jump to such conclusions that she is cheating.
hahahahaha.. good stuff
I wouldn't shoot but next text would prompt an escalated altercation cause it is disrespectful and why guys get such a bad rap. Guy being protective of someone he cares about and some douche with nothing but pussy and notching another girl on his list. Prick.
aaaaaaaaaaahahah. hilarious. not cool to steal someones girl but 617 sounds like a fucking douche and deserved that.
straight outta cape cod, we're keeping it real. xoxoxox 508
Haha sucks for that guy lol
Rock it, we all have those c - u - n - t friends that cock block us
Thanks dude below me!
617 proly didn't respond to the last text, and 508 hit it.
I had a BLT for lunch. It was good.
This is the best TFLN ever. 508 is my hero. I would totally agree with him on this one. Don't back down its the girls choice who she wants to fuck..
bitch needs to submit
ahahahah i love this one
If this is real this is the best one on the site
I really do hate cheating bit this is one of my faves ever!!!!!
so well played.
find 508, strap him down with duct tape, and cut him into pieces with an electric saw.
Lol was this from anyone nammed brad or Matt in Maryland?
4:07#1 is right. Although it's not the girlfriend who is ignorant, it's the boyfriend.
Lol dick move
hahahahaha that's great. i bet bf got pissed (: haha
Boston all the way.
What the hell makes people so sure she's cheating? It could be someone she's known since before she got together with her boyfriend, who was only ever just a friend, but he's not backing off even though she's now taken. Just a possibility.
Yeah until said goalie breaks your fucking nose
Some people take these texts way to seriously...
hahaha i <3 this one
If I was 617, 508 wouldn't have a cock to get blocked after he tried going after my girl
That's hard justice. If i was 508 I'd dose 617's gf, then deadhorse her.
3:25 the second one.... future wife beaters/jailbirds of america. Call fucking social workers on that ass.
WTF you never tough the tips
as soon as i read this i texted somebody saying "i just found my future conversation with your boyfriend."
Why are u pissed at 508? Be pissed at your ignorant girlfriend. She is cheating on you, not him.
I want to meet 508. He is a god. I have a boyfriend and would hump 508. If 617 was my BF i would fuck 508 infront of him. 617 obviously has no balls!!
Fucking amazing dude
hahaha thats my area code