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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:33pm

    just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:51pm

    Keep it classy, Cape Cod!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:09pm

    Massachusetts baby. all assholes all the time.

  • Submitted by Pufpuf on Jul 30, 10 at 1:41pm

    Shit juz go n qhoop his ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:22am

    I fucking love massachusetts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:44pm

    3:39 you need to get a life, shooting someone over a girl? That you're not even married to? Yikes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:48am

    I remember when I had my first beer.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:12pm

    4:11, how else would he have gotten her number and wouldn't she have told the dude to back off? You are always wrong. I am always right.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:56pm

    3:53 (1) has got it down. Obviously this girl's texting back. There isn't anything to protect. Tell the bitch to fuck off, they're everywhere as mentioned before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:30pm

    Whoever this man is he is my hero forever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:50pm

    Any of you consider this might be a joke? Anyone? Bueller?

    • 45 70
      Submitted by goodtimesroll on Apr 23, 12 at 11:29pm

      No, it wasn't actually, I know the guy who sent this is, hooked up with her later that night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:58pm

    How do you know 617 isn't just one of those jealous guys who doesn't believe his girlfriend should have any guy friends, and thus 508 just enjoyed replying with a smartass remark.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:22pm

    I think this one beats out the 9th grade teacher one as the best one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 2:10pm

    Mass <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:11am

    3:39 scared of you in a fcking hot way.. call me..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:52pm

    Thank you 3:50 (1) 3:50 (2) I don't give a fuck if he's joking. If he's sick enough to write it he's probably sick enought to consider it.

  • 94 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:24pm

    haha, this text is hilarious, also funny that dbags turned it into a racial arguement. tools.

  • Submitted by Mrsleptwiturmom on Apr 22, 10 at 2:32am

    Twat swatters

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:03pm

    617's too polite. 508's an asshole. Funny tho!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:35am

    OWNED!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:06pm

    defiantly just laughed out loud

  • 99 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:44pm

    you guys ever think of it like 617 is cock blocking 508 while 508 is trying to get with girls so 508 resorts to texting 617's girlfriend to piss him off? thats how i read it

  • 89 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:36pm

    8====D~~~ ( (0) ) ~~~C===8 getting it from both sides

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:18am

    Win!

  • 96 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:59am

    8====D (_o_) lern2ascii

  • 96 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:47 it says "thats why people get shot" "I would go to jail over something like this" Context clues ya dumb bastard. I have met retards that are brighter than you.

  • 93 86
    Submitted by :111 on May 9, 10 at 10:21am

    Just cause your on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:55am

    I'd punch this guy if it were my gf.

  • 99 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:03am

    At least he says what he means! And if the other guy's girlfriend's only faithful because he guards her, then he's screwed anyway.

  • 89 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:41pm

    dude, i am sticking with the boston pancake.

  • 96 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:38pm

    hahahaha so funny!!! loveeee it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:34pm

    dude, why is your girl even texting this guy? DUMP HER.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:24pm

    617-you need to get your hoe on a leash. bitch is runnin wild...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:08pm

    lol... i've actually said this exact thing before to a very similar message. epic!

  • 92 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:00pm

    I thought Dexter too when I read that. haha

  • Submitted by Smalldude on Feb 14, 10 at 8:14pm

    i cocked blocked your mom

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:19pm

    Hell yeah 508 near 413

  • 96 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:18pm

    boston pancake 617's mom.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 1:52pm

    Haha sucks for that guy lol

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:07pm

    Dude, break up with your girlfriend who won't stop talking to a guy trying to get in her pants. If she isn't talking back, it's not really a cockblock, buddy... She just doesn't want you. Boston. <3

  • 84 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:17pm

    Fuck you. All of you.

  • 93 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:59pm

    Someone needs a shocker and a teabag.

  • 86 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:26pm

    Get that nut 508 3:25 1 and 2, you guys are fucked

  • 87 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:21pm

    lmfaoooooo best one yet

  • 92 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:07pm

    HAHAHAHA DDAAYYYYUUUMMM!! fer sher owned! thats rightious!

  • 93 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:53pm

    8===o --- --- ( ;

  • 92 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:07pm

    wow....617 should disown both of them. unless the gf shows the texts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:47am

    hahahahahahahahahaha that's so funny

  • 90 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:11pm

    how do you know she's cheating? maybe he's just persuing her and its not working (which is why he said stop cock blocking.)

  • 91 94
    Submitted by lemy on Apr 3, 10 at 11:56pm

    Massachusetts ftw!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:11pm

    oh god 

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 6:03am

    stay classy brockton

  • 84 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:20pm

    this is awesome. i wonder what the guy thought when he read that response he got lol.

  • 76 66
    Submitted by swimwear on Aug 13, 11 at 1:39am

    BEST COME BACK EVER!!! Your a gentlemen and a scholar.

  • 90 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:48pm

    You guys are fuckin douches......why is it the girls fault automatically?...... my ex keeps texting me even though i'm dating someone else now.......i dont text back and i've told the new bf about it..... we laugh it off cuz the ex looks pathetic.

  • 88 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:28pm

    3:25- Too much Dexter, LOL, looooove that show. Rita is HAWT!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:00pm

    8==========D ( () )

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:10am

    Fuck yeah massachusetts

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:14pm

    Who owns this 'alleged' girlfriend anyway?

  • 90 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:28am

    ahahahah i like this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:59am

    12:48 love the Stepbrothers reference! Hahahaha

  • 90 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:46pm

    This is the best TFLN ever. 508 is my hero. I would totally agree with him on this one. Don't back down its the girls choice who she wants to fuck..

  • 88 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:33pm

    hahahahaha.. good stuff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:30pm

    Owned.

  • 84 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:44pm

    I would gouge out his eyeballs then skullfuck him. Then for good measure I'd cum in her hair

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:24pm

    Fail win

  • 85 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:26pm

    this is my favorite ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 2:21am

    This is awesome, fuckin 508 ahahaha

  • Submitted by JCurrier98 on Jun 22, 10 at 3:23pm

    Some people take these texts way to seriously...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:39pm

    This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100. And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake.

    • Submitted by le_spark on Apr 2, 10 at 8:55pm

      Xaq Isaacman? lol is that you? Have fun in jail buddy!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:49pm

    3:33 quoting other TFLN, win. WKUK References FTW. this text is phenomenal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:19pm

    Totally a 508 thing to say!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:12pm

    YES!! Classic!! i love it

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:17pm

    ever consider maybe 617 and 508 are friends?

    • 83 96
      Submitted by Hi_Tek on Apr 22, 10 at 10:27am

      If yur friend said that to yu, is that the response you would give? ..not likely

  • 84 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:08am

    10:48 looks pathetic because 'cuz' is not a word. You are lucky your new 'bf' puts up with that shit 'cuz' I wouldn't.

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:31pm

    greatest response ever

  • 83 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:34pm

    @5:58 PM...if u think ur girlfriend should have guy friends... She has cheated on u at least 10 times in the past year. ur a clown

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:23pm

    3:39, I bet you know too many DMX songs by heart. Thug Lyfe 4 Eva

  • Submitted by Rocksteady on Sep 14, 10 at 3:01pm

    Mass big up!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:12am

    508 had a good retort...but prly needs to find his leg to hump on

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Rocksteady on Sep 14, 10 at 3:00pm

    That's my 508/617 peeps! Big up!

  • Submitted by jayebomb on Mar 13, 10 at 12:39pm

    Best text EVER!

  • 81 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:15pm

    Fucking great. They're probably friends messing with each other... hilarious any way you slice it.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by mormaid on Jan 31, 12 at 5:33pm

    Love this.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by peedailey on Oct 15, 10 at 11:27pm

    If this is real this is the best one on the site

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:57am

    I would do this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:37pm

    "This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100. And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake." HAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING LOSER whoever said that should goooo dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • Submitted by mandmtime on Mar 22, 10 at 7:45am

      And thats why we cant have anything nice! because the world is full of retards!!!

  • 84 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:17pm

    5:02 is lonely and fat

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:49pm

    They both sound like douches. However, 508 is douchier. Ed Hardy to the max.

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:50am

    I just think this is funny!

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:51am

    women is like cars, if ya aint married to em, dont touch em.

  • 80 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:38pm

    3:57/4:01 love the whitest kids u know references. GREAT SUCCESS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 12:23am

    oh how i love massachusetts.

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:11pm

    straight outta cape cod, we're keeping it real. xoxoxox 508

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:11am

    This is my friend!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:07pm

    Framingham mass

  • 79 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:22pm

    gotta loveeeee Massachusetts <3333

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:38pm

    I like how people read way too much into the texts on here. It really does show how sad some people are.

  • 76 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:31pm

    if that was my gf i would just tell her to go fuck herself. i dont ask guys not to text my gf, if she wants that then she is just not into me and then she can suck a cock. I have planty of bitches that i can fuck or date and fuck.

  • 78 92
    Submitted by alphajohnson on Dec 31, 10 at 11:11am

    Hey shotgun boy, shut the fuck up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:04am

    That guy's got some balls, I love it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:54am

    its a three some situation

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:41pm

    Great response! Hahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:16pm

    I had a BLT for lunch. It was good.

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:26pm

    3:33 you're fucking hilarious.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:45pm

    Thanks dude below me! 

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:29pm

    hahaha 6:40 so true..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:13am

    I just came from jerking off

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 7:07pm

    617 proly didn't respond to the last text, and 508 hit it.

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:33pm

    hey, she gave out her number, my man. that's a hint if ever there was one. also, no such thing as "someone's girl" unless we're talking slaves in cambodia. just people with temporary relationship contracts. sorry to break it to ya.

  • Submitted by agrenadesbabe on Jun 29, 10 at 7:52pm

    hahahahaha that's great. i bet bf got pissed (: haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:11pm

    oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:48am

    Lol wow. This is fucking hilarious. You're A Badass

  • 74 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:42am

    Epic. Best TFLN yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:45pm

    I want to meet 508. He is a god. I have a boyfriend and would hump 508. If 617 was my BF i would fuck 508 infront of him. 617 obviously has no balls!!

  • 76 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    4:11, I read it kinda like you did... and you can get numbers from more sources than the person herself! 617 was pretty polite about it, meaning nothing must have happened yet. the gf prolly told him about it lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:20pm

    Let's be serious here, it's definitely the woman's fault.

    • Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 26, 10 at 11:50pm

      not if she's asked her bf to ask him to stop texting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:26am

    Omg best one tonight lawl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 8:22am

    i live in 508. and this is one of the best on here

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:01pm

    they say, I wud pull out my glock fotay and pop a cap in his azz........ya mean!!!!!

  • 73 93
    Submitted by tutannichen on May 7, 11 at 2:05am

    we are INSANE in Ma

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:40pm

    all of you men wouldn't do a single fucking thing you claim you will on here men are all fucking talk, 0 walk you'll still stay with her and be her bitch like you were, she'll still text this other dude quit lying to yourselves.

  • 75 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:36pm

    dexter will fucking kill 3:25s

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:53am

    Mass is the best

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:27pm

    hahaha i <3 this one

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:21pm

    aaaaaaaaaaahahah. hilarious. not cool to steal someones girl but 617 sounds like a fucking douche and deserved that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:23am

    thats really reallly fuckin funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:12am

    2:10 the first, you're retarded.. the whole thing is context. der.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:01pm

    @3:57 SLOW JERK! HAAHA!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:47pm

    he didnt say he was gonna shoot them 3:44 he said instill fear.. just the fact that he'd show with a gun would scare the fuck outta 508

  • Submitted by maddz on Dec 21, 10 at 11:38pm

    508 is my good friend!!!! He's fuckin hilarious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:42pm

    Hahah new Bedford and Beantown!

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Jaredlh19 on Mar 10, 11 at 10:19pm

    Y'all clowns you wouldn't shoot a load on your mamas face biitch I'll slap the taste out your mouth and bang everyones gf

  • Submitted by PinkBubble on Mar 5, 10 at 5:18pm

    What a douche

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:05pm

    Haha, trolling works so well on this shit eating site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 8:55am

    Greater boston area :)

  • 73 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:27pm

    LOL great text!! I love the reply!

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:32pm

    What the hell makes people so sure she's cheating? It could be someone she's known since before she got together with her boyfriend, who was only ever just a friend, but he's not backing off even though she's now taken. Just a possibility.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:07pm

    Why are u pissed at 508? Be pissed at your ignorant girlfriend. She is cheating on you, not him.

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Pearljamz on Mar 23, 11 at 3:21pm

    Love it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:06am

    If I was 617, 508 wouldn't have a cock to get blocked after he tried going after my girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:08pm

    This is a funny-ass text! I'm a fan!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:54am

    I really do hate cheating bit this is one of my faves ever!!!!! so well played.

  • 72 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    haha.. this text is hilarious.. (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:53pm

    I wouldn't shoot but next text would prompt an escalated altercation cause it is disrespectful and why guys get such a bad rap. Guy being protective of someone he cares about and some douche with nothing but pussy and notching another girl on his list. Prick.

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:32pm

    yall are idoits/caulcksuckas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:10am

    There's no context here. It's lame.

  • 63 83
    Submitted by soon_forgotten on Sep 8, 11 at 8:15am

    as soon as i read this i texted somebody saying "i just found my future conversation with your boyfriend."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:35pm

    I would knock the guy out and piss on him then dragon the girl

  • Submitted by 13R4CK3N on Mar 27, 10 at 9:10pm

    mass for the win!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 6:04pm

    Lol was this from anyone nammed brad or Matt in Maryland?

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:37am

    3:39 Sounds like a bitch ass. Dude aint gonna show a gun to nobody, doubt he even has one...Ahhh toughh talkers on the interwebs.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Samuelson88 on May 27, 12 at 10:00pm

    Best of all time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 3:41pm

    first off, thats just funny. i actually laughed. and i laughed because i can relate. my similar situation is an old dude keeps hitting me up and trying to get with me. i try to keep the peace and am honest with my current. i usually ignore the ex unless i have something to say that points out how shitty it is that he is trying to be a home-wrecker. i for one can handle myself, maybe this chick is sucking dudes dick, but dont jump to such conclusions that she is cheating.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:33pm

    3:25 the second one.... future wife beaters/jailbirds of america. Call fucking social workers on that ass.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by rico69suave on Sep 5, 11 at 10:10pm

    love it

  • Submitted by NatDeeZZy on May 18, 10 at 3:02am

    Instant Classic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:27pm

    LMFAO!!! Sooo... funny!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:29pm

    hahaha thats my area code

  • 41 49
    Submitted by MLOVES_T_F_L_N on Oct 7, 12 at 2:20pm

    Had this exact convo via text last week 😄

  • 61 89
    Submitted by danielleeycakes on Apr 6, 11 at 6:21pm

    Massholes. <333

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:36pm

    Rock it, we all have those c - u - n - t friends that cock block us

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:38am

    Fucking amazing dude

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:34pm

    bitch needs to submit

  • 46 60
    Submitted by myordy1 on Sep 2, 12 at 3:01pm

    Lol dick move

  • Submitted by a_nony_mus on Apr 1, 10 at 12:12am

    Win. But this kids bout to get jacked up :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 6:19pm

    Boston all the way.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:15pm

    That's hard justice. If i was 508 I'd dose 617's gf, then deadhorse her.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by sleepeebear on Jun 8, 12 at 1:39pm

    Yeah until said goalie breaks your fucking nose

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:15am

    haha i know you beat his ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 6:32pm

    she obviously fucked him, or at least sucked him off once. how did he get the number in the first place? u need to check your whore of a gf

  • 49 71
    Submitted by evelynober on Jun 5, 12 at 9:26pm

    Hilarious

  • 48 69
    Submitted by gingervitus0901 on May 1, 12 at 8:14am

    What a masshole!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:43pm

    Best text ever. 508 is probably still tagging this bitch. Sounds like 508 is a funny fuck and 617 is just a lame bitch!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:25pm

    If it were my girlfriend I would break her jaw so she can't suck the other dudes dick anymore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:10pm

    4:07#1 is right. Although it's not the girlfriend who is ignorant, it's the boyfriend.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 3:16am

    Sit down. You got rocked.

  • 20 20
    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 10:00pm

    *to, whoops

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:10am

    I love bacon. Mmmmm.

  • 22 28
    Submitted by sophia3394 on Aug 31, 13 at 9:59pm

    The world would really appreciate it if you showed some decency and didn't get between a relationship. I would stop talking yo the douche altogether.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:57pm

    8===o o===8 WTF you never tough the tips

  • 56 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 12, 11 at 7:24am

    Broooklineee... Typical

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:01am

    ahahahah i love this one

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:25pm

    find 508, strap him down with duct tape, and cut him into pieces with an electric saw.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:51pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA.