i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Keep it classy, Cape Cod!
Shit juz go n qhoop his ass
boston pancake 617's mom.
Massachusetts baby. all assholes all the time.
"This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100.
And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake."
HAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING LOSER
whoever said that should goooo dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And thats why we cant have anything nice! because the world is full of retards!!!
617's too polite.
508's an asshole.
Someone needs a shocker and a teabag.
you guys ever think of it like 617 is cock blocking 508 while 508 is trying to get with girls so 508 resorts to texting 617's girlfriend to piss him off? thats how i read it
5:02 is lonely and fat
hahahahahahahahahaha that's so funny
haha.. this text is hilarious.. (:
I thought Dexter too when I read that. haha
4:11, how else would he have gotten her number and wouldn't she have told the dude to back off? You are always wrong. I am always right.
3:39 you need to get a life, shooting someone over a girl? That
you're not even married to? Yikes
508 had a good retort...but prly needs to find his leg to hump on
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getting it from both sides
mass for the win!
they say, I wud pull out my glock fotay and pop a cap in his azz........ya mean!!!!!
Thank you 3:50 (1)
3:50 (2) I don't give a fuck if he's joking. If he's sick
enough to write it he's probably sick enought to consider it.
I like how people read way too much into the texts on here. It really does show how sad some people are.
Whoever this man is he is my hero forever
I remember when I had my first beer.
I fucking love massachusetts
Mass big up!!!
That guy's got some balls, I love it!
Dude, break up with your girlfriend who won't stop talking to a guy trying to get in her pants.
If she isn't talking back, it's not really a cockblock, buddy... She just doesn't want you.
dude, why is your girl even texting this guy? DUMP HER.
They both sound like douches. However, 508 is douchier. Ed Hardy to the max.
3:53 (1) has got it down.
Obviously this girl's texting back. There isn't anything to protect.
Tell the bitch to fuck off, they're everywhere as mentioned before.
i cocked blocked your mom
12:48 love the Stepbrothers reference! Hahahaha
Just cause your on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
Fuck yeah massachusetts
You guys are fuckin douches......why is it the girls fault automatically?...... my ex keeps texting me even though i'm dating someone else now.......i dont text back and i've told the new bf about it..... we laugh it off cuz the ex looks pathetic.
Let's be serious here, it's definitely the woman's fault.
not if she's asked her bf to ask him to stop texting.
3:39 scared of you in a fcking hot way.. call me..
how do you know she's cheating? maybe he's just persuing her and its not working (which is why he said stop cock blocking.)
Get that nut 508
3:25 1 and 2, you guys are fucked
617-you need to get your hoe on a leash. bitch is runnin wild...
3:25- Too much Dexter, LOL, looooove that show. Rita is HAWT!!
Omg best one tonight lawl
How do you know 617 isn't just one of those jealous guys who doesn't believe his girlfriend should have any guy friends, and thus 508 just enjoyed replying with a smartass remark.
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fer sher owned! thats rightious!
if that was my gf i would just tell her to go fuck herself. i dont ask guys not to text my gf, if she wants that then she is just not into me and then she can suck a cock. I have planty of bitches that i can fuck or date and fuck.
3:47 it says "thats why people get shot" "I would go to jail over something like this"
Context clues ya dumb bastard.
I have met retards that are brighter than you.
greatest response ever
Best text EVER!
LOL great text!! I love the reply!
wow....617 should disown both of them. unless the gf shows the texts
At least he says what he means! And if the other guy's girlfriend's only faithful because he guards her, then he's screwed anyway.
I would gouge out his eyeballs then skullfuck him. Then for good measure I'd cum in her hair
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Totally a 508 thing to say!!!
this is my favorite ever.
3:33 quoting other TFLN, win.
WKUK References FTW.
this text is phenomenal.
lol... i've actually said this exact thing before to a very similar message. epic!
I'd punch this guy if it were my gf.
Any of you consider this might be a joke? Anyone? Bueller?
No, it wasn't actually, I know the guy who sent this is, hooked up with her later that night
oh how i love massachusetts.
dude, i am sticking with the boston pancake.
ever consider maybe 617 and 508 are friends?
If yur friend said that to yu, is that the response you would give? ..not likely
Hell yeah 508 near 413
I think this one beats out the 9th grade teacher one as the best one.
hahaha 6:40 so true..
This is awesome, fuckin 508 ahahaha
hahahaha so funny!!! loveeee it
she obviously fucked him, or at least sucked him off once. how did he get the number in the first place?
u need to check your whore of a gf
I love bacon. Mmmmm.
defiantly just laughed out loud
3:39, I bet you know too many DMX songs by heart. Thug Lyfe 4 Eva
I would knock the guy out and piss on him then dragon the girl
yall are idoits/caulcksuckas
I just came from jerking off
3:33 you're fucking hilarious.
hey, she gave out her number, my man. that's a hint if ever there was one. also, no such thing as "someone's girl" unless we're talking slaves in cambodia. just people with temporary relationship contracts. sorry to break it to ya.
If it were my girlfriend I would break her jaw so she can't suck the other dudes dick anymore.
This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100.
And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake.
Xaq Isaacman? lol is that you? Have fun in jail buddy!
Who owns this 'alleged' girlfriend anyway?
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
@3:57 SLOW JERK! HAAHA!
The world would really appreciate it if you showed some decency and didn't get between a relationship. I would stop talking yo the douche altogether.
What a douche
ahahahah i like this one
2:10 the first, you're retarded.. the whole thing is context.
Win. But this kids bout to get jacked up :D
Mass is the best
this is awesome. i wonder what the guy thought when he read that response he got lol.
haha, this text is hilarious, also funny that dbags turned it into a racial arguement. tools.
love the whitest kids u know references. GREAT SUCCESS
There's no context here. It's lame.
Best text ever. 508 is probably still tagging this bitch. Sounds like 508 is a funny fuck and 617 is just a lame bitch!
Epic. Best TFLN yet.
i live in 508. and this is one of the best on here
Best of all time
women is like cars, if ya aint married to em, dont touch em.
Lol wow. This is fucking hilarious. You're A Badass
its a three some situation
Fuck you. All of you.
This is my friend!
BEST COME BACK EVER!!! Your a gentlemen and a scholar.
Y'all clowns you wouldn't shoot a load on your mamas face biitch I'll slap the taste out your mouth and bang everyones gf
That's my 508/617 peeps! Big up!
all of you men wouldn't do a single fucking thing you claim you will on here
men are all fucking talk, 0 walk
you'll still stay with her and be her bitch like you were, she'll still text this other dude
quit lying to yourselves.
Yeah until said goalie breaks your fucking nose
gotta loveeeee Massachusetts <3333
@5:58 PM...if u think ur girlfriend should have guy friends...
She has cheated on u at least 10 times in the past year. ur a clown
This is a funny-ass text! I'm a fan!
What a masshole!!
haha i know you beat his ass
Had this exact convo via text last week 😄
I would do this
Fucking great. They're probably friends messing with each other... hilarious any way you slice it.
thats really reallly fuckin funny.
3:39 Sounds like a bitch ass. Dude aint gonna show a gun to nobody, doubt he even has one...Ahhh toughh talkers on the interwebs.
dexter will fucking kill 3:25s
we are INSANE in Ma
YES!! Classic!! i love it
4:11, I read it kinda like you did...
and you can get numbers from more sources than the person herself! 617 was pretty polite about it, meaning nothing must have happened yet. the gf prolly told him about it lol
stay classy brockton
Greater boston area :)
LMFAO!!! Sooo... funny!
508 is my good friend!!!! He's fuckin hilarious
Rock it, we all have those c - u - n - t friends that cock block us
he didnt say he was gonna shoot them 3:44 he said instill fear.. just the fact that he'd show with a gun would scare the fuck outta 508
Great response! Hahaha!
Hahah new Bedford and Beantown!
10:48 looks pathetic because 'cuz' is not a word. You are lucky your new 'bf' puts up with that shit 'cuz' I wouldn't.
lmfaoooooo best one yet
first off, thats just funny. i actually laughed. and i laughed because i can relate. my similar situation is an old dude keeps hitting me up and trying to get with me. i try to keep the peace and am honest with my current. i usually ignore the ex unless i have something to say that points out how shitty it is that he is trying to be a home-wrecker. i for one can handle myself, maybe this chick is sucking dudes dick, but dont jump to such conclusions that she is cheating.
I just think this is funny!
Haha, trolling works so well on this shit eating site.
Sit down. You got rocked.
hahahahaha.. good stuff
Hey shotgun boy, shut the fuck up
Lol was this from anyone nammed brad or Matt in Maryland?
ahahahah i love this one
I wouldn't shoot but next text would prompt an escalated altercation cause it is disrespectful and why guys get such a bad rap. Guy being protective of someone he cares about and some douche with nothing but pussy and notching another girl on his list. Prick.
I really do hate cheating bit this is one of my faves ever!!!!!
so well played.
straight outta cape cod, we're keeping it real. xoxoxox 508
aaaaaaaaaaahahah. hilarious. not cool to steal someones girl but 617 sounds like a fucking douche and deserved that.
617 proly didn't respond to the last text, and 508 hit it.
Haha sucks for that guy lol
I had a BLT for lunch. It was good.
This is the best TFLN ever. 508 is my hero. I would totally agree with him on this one. Don't back down its the girls choice who she wants to fuck..
bitch needs to submit
Thanks dude below me!
If this is real this is the best one on the site
If I was 617, 508 wouldn't have a cock to get blocked after he tried going after my girl
4:07#1 is right. Although it's not the girlfriend who is ignorant, it's the boyfriend.
find 508, strap him down with duct tape, and cut him into pieces with an electric saw.
hahahahaha that's great. i bet bf got pissed (: haha
Boston all the way.
Lol dick move
What the hell makes people so sure she's cheating? It could be someone she's known since before she got together with her boyfriend, who was only ever just a friend, but he's not backing off even though she's now taken. Just a possibility.
Some people take these texts way to seriously...
hahaha i <3 this one
That's hard justice. If i was 508 I'd dose 617's gf, then deadhorse her.
WTF you never tough the tips
3:25 the second one.... future wife beaters/jailbirds of america. Call fucking social workers on that ass.
Fucking amazing dude
Why are u pissed at 508? Be pissed at your ignorant girlfriend. She is cheating on you, not him.
I want to meet 508. He is a god. I have a boyfriend and would hump 508. If 617 was my BF i would fuck 508 infront of him. 617 obviously has no balls!!
hahaha thats my area code
as soon as i read this i texted somebody saying "i just found my future conversation with your boyfriend."