i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Keep it classy, Cape Cod!
Shit juz go n qhoop his ass
boston pancake 617's mom.
Massachusetts baby. all assholes all the time.
"This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100.
And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake."
HAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING LOSER
whoever said that should goooo dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And thats why we cant have anything nice! because the world is full of retards!!!
617's too polite.
508's an asshole.
5:02 is lonely and fat
Someone needs a shocker and a teabag.
3:39 you need to get a life, shooting someone over a girl? That
you're not even married to? Yikes
3:53 (1) has got it down.
Obviously this girl's texting back. There isn't anything to protect.
Tell the bitch to fuck off, they're everywhere as mentioned before.
you guys ever think of it like 617 is cock blocking 508 while 508 is trying to get with girls so 508 resorts to texting 617's girlfriend to piss him off? thats how i read it
I like how people read way too much into the texts on here. It really does show how sad some people are.
Whoever this man is he is my hero forever
I thought Dexter too when I read that. haha
Mass big up!!!
they say, I wud pull out my glock fotay and pop a cap in his azz........ya mean!!!!!
I fucking love massachusetts
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getting it from both sides
i cocked blocked your mom
hahahahahahahahahaha that's so funny
508 had a good retort...but prly needs to find his leg to hump on
At least he says what he means! And if the other guy's girlfriend's only faithful because he guards her, then he's screwed anyway.
Thank you 3:50 (1)
3:50 (2) I don't give a fuck if he's joking. If he's sick
enough to write it he's probably sick enought to consider it.
4:11, how else would he have gotten her number and wouldn't she have told the dude to back off? You are always wrong. I am always right.
3:39 scared of you in a fcking hot way.. call me..
You guys are fuckin douches......why is it the girls fault automatically?...... my ex keeps texting me even though i'm dating someone else now.......i dont text back and i've told the new bf about it..... we laugh it off cuz the ex looks pathetic.
I remember when I had my first beer.
dude, why is your girl even texting this guy? DUMP HER.
how do you know she's cheating? maybe he's just persuing her and its not working (which is why he said stop cock blocking.)
Fuck yeah massachusetts
3:33 quoting other TFLN, win.
WKUK References FTW.
this text is phenomenal.
LOL great text!! I love the reply!
Let's be serious here, it's definitely the woman's fault.
not if she's asked her bf to ask him to stop texting.
ever consider maybe 617 and 508 are friends?
If yur friend said that to yu, is that the response you would give? ..not likely
3:47 it says "thats why people get shot" "I would go to jail over something like this"
Context clues ya dumb bastard.
I have met retards that are brighter than you.
Get that nut 508
3:25 1 and 2, you guys are fucked
wow....617 should disown both of them. unless the gf shows the texts
haha.. this text is hilarious.. (:
if that was my gf i would just tell her to go fuck herself. i dont ask guys not to text my gf, if she wants that then she is just not into me and then she can suck a cock. I have planty of bitches that i can fuck or date and fuck.
Just cause your on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
3:25- Too much Dexter, LOL, looooove that show. Rita is HAWT!!
That guy's got some balls, I love it!
617-you need to get your hoe on a leash. bitch is runnin wild...
mass for the win!
fer sher owned! thats rightious!
I would gouge out his eyeballs then skullfuck him. Then for good measure I'd cum in her hair
dude, i am sticking with the boston pancake.
Best text EVER!
12:48 love the Stepbrothers reference! Hahahaha
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this is my favorite ever.
greatest response ever
I'd punch this guy if it were my gf.
hahaha 6:40 so true..
How do you know 617 isn't just one of those jealous guys who doesn't believe his girlfriend should have any guy friends, and thus 508 just enjoyed replying with a smartass remark.
They both sound like douches. However, 508 is douchier. Ed Hardy to the max.
The world would really appreciate it if you showed some decency and didn't get between a relationship. I would stop talking yo the douche altogether.
hahahaha so funny!!! loveeee it
lol... i've actually said this exact thing before to a very similar message. epic!
3:33 you're fucking hilarious.
I think this one beats out the 9th grade teacher one as the best one.
Any of you consider this might be a joke? Anyone? Bueller?
No, it wasn't actually, I know the guy who sent this is, hooked up with her later that night
defiantly just laughed out loud
Win. But this kids bout to get jacked up :D
I would knock the guy out and piss on him then dragon the girl
Totally a 508 thing to say!!!
Hell yeah 508 near 413
@3:57 SLOW JERK! HAAHA!
ahahahah i like this one
hey, she gave out her number, my man. that's a hint if ever there was one. also, no such thing as "someone's girl" unless we're talking slaves in cambodia. just people with temporary relationship contracts. sorry to break it to ya.
This is how and why people get shot. Dumb fuck. He asked nicely. If it were me that would be your last warning. The next text would prompt a visit from me and my 12ga 1100.
And yes I would go to jail for something like this. Its disrespectful down to the core. Sometimes people don't get a clue till they have a fear instilled in them that they can never shake.
Xaq Isaacman? lol is that you? Have fun in jail buddy!
Dude, break up with your girlfriend who won't stop talking to a guy trying to get in her pants.
If she isn't talking back, it's not really a cockblock, buddy... She just doesn't want you.
3:39, I bet you know too many DMX songs by heart. Thug Lyfe 4 Eva
oh how i love massachusetts.
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This is awesome, fuckin 508 ahahaha
That's my 508/617 peeps! Big up!
this is awesome. i wonder what the guy thought when he read that response he got lol.
women is like cars, if ya aint married to em, dont touch em.
all of you men wouldn't do a single fucking thing you claim you will on here
men are all fucking talk, 0 walk
you'll still stay with her and be her bitch like you were, she'll still text this other dude
quit lying to yourselves.
2:10 the first, you're retarded.. the whole thing is context.
If it were my girlfriend I would break her jaw so she can't suck the other dudes dick anymore.
I just came from jerking off
3:39 Sounds like a bitch ass. Dude aint gonna show a gun to nobody, doubt he even has one...Ahhh toughh talkers on the interwebs.
haha, this text is hilarious, also funny that dbags turned it into a racial arguement. tools.
Best of all time
yall are idoits/caulcksuckas
she obviously fucked him, or at least sucked him off once. how did he get the number in the first place?
u need to check your whore of a gf
Had this exact convo via text last week 😄
I love bacon. Mmmmm.
Fuck you. All of you.
i live in 508. and this is one of the best on here
Best text ever. 508 is probably still tagging this bitch. Sounds like 508 is a funny fuck and 617 is just a lame bitch!
BEST COME BACK EVER!!! Your a gentlemen and a scholar.
Lol wow. This is fucking hilarious. You're A Badass
There's no context here. It's lame.
This is a funny-ass text! I'm a fan!
Fucking great. They're probably friends messing with each other... hilarious any way you slice it.
Sit down. You got rocked.
Omg best one tonight lawl
love the whitest kids u know references. GREAT SUCCESS
gotta loveeeee Massachusetts <3333
Y'all clowns you wouldn't shoot a load on your mamas face biitch I'll slap the taste out your mouth and bang everyones gf
This is my friend!
LMFAO!!! Sooo... funny!
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
@5:58 PM...if u think ur girlfriend should have guy friends...
She has cheated on u at least 10 times in the past year. ur a clown
4:11, I read it kinda like you did...
and you can get numbers from more sources than the person herself! 617 was pretty polite about it, meaning nothing must have happened yet. the gf prolly told him about it lol
What a douche
I would do this
Who owns this 'alleged' girlfriend anyway?
dexter will fucking kill 3:25s
Hahah new Bedford and Beantown!
haha i know you beat his ass
YES!! Classic!! i love it
10:48 looks pathetic because 'cuz' is not a word. You are lucky your new 'bf' puts up with that shit 'cuz' I wouldn't.
he didnt say he was gonna shoot them 3:44 he said instill fear.. just the fact that he'd show with a gun would scare the fuck outta 508
Greater boston area :)
lmfaoooooo best one yet
its a three some situation
Mass is the best
stay classy brockton
aaaaaaaaaaahahah. hilarious. not cool to steal someones girl but 617 sounds like a fucking douche and deserved that.
508 is my good friend!!!! He's fuckin hilarious
hahahahaha.. good stuff
Hey shotgun boy, shut the fuck up
Haha, trolling works so well on this shit eating site.
Great response! Hahaha!
straight outta cape cod, we're keeping it real. xoxoxox 508
What a masshole!!
thats really reallly fuckin funny.
Rock it, we all have those c - u - n - t friends that cock block us
Haha sucks for that guy lol
first off, thats just funny. i actually laughed. and i laughed because i can relate. my similar situation is an old dude keeps hitting me up and trying to get with me. i try to keep the peace and am honest with my current. i usually ignore the ex unless i have something to say that points out how shitty it is that he is trying to be a home-wrecker. i for one can handle myself, maybe this chick is sucking dudes dick, but dont jump to such conclusions that she is cheating.
Epic. Best TFLN yet.
This is the best TFLN ever. 508 is my hero. I would totally agree with him on this one. Don't back down its the girls choice who she wants to fuck..
I wouldn't shoot but next text would prompt an escalated altercation cause it is disrespectful and why guys get such a bad rap. Guy being protective of someone he cares about and some douche with nothing but pussy and notching another girl on his list. Prick.
we are INSANE in Ma
Thanks dude below me!
I had a BLT for lunch. It was good.
4:07#1 is right. Although it's not the girlfriend who is ignorant, it's the boyfriend.
bitch needs to submit
If this is real this is the best one on the site
I really do hate cheating bit this is one of my faves ever!!!!!
so well played.
hahahahaha that's great. i bet bf got pissed (: haha
Boston all the way.
find 508, strap him down with duct tape, and cut him into pieces with an electric saw.
Yeah until said goalie breaks your fucking nose
What the hell makes people so sure she's cheating? It could be someone she's known since before she got together with her boyfriend, who was only ever just a friend, but he's not backing off even though she's now taken. Just a possibility.
Lol dick move
Lol was this from anyone nammed brad or Matt in Maryland?
617 proly didn't respond to the last text, and 508 hit it.
I just think this is funny!
3:25 the second one.... future wife beaters/jailbirds of america. Call fucking social workers on that ass.
Some people take these texts way to seriously...
That's hard justice. If i was 508 I'd dose 617's gf, then deadhorse her.
hahaha i <3 this one
WTF you never tough the tips
ahahahah i love this one
Why are u pissed at 508? Be pissed at your ignorant girlfriend. She is cheating on you, not him.
as soon as i read this i texted somebody saying "i just found my future conversation with your boyfriend."
If I was 617, 508 wouldn't have a cock to get blocked after he tried going after my girl
I want to meet 508. He is a god. I have a boyfriend and would hump 508. If 617 was my BF i would fuck 508 infront of him. 617 obviously has no balls!!
Fucking amazing dude
hahaha thats my area code