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  • I'm an RA, and if this happened, I would probably have sense enough NOT to knock on the door... I mean, it's only gonna be loud for about 15 minutes. TOPS. We're talkin about college guys here, not porn stars. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:43am
  • When I was an RA I'd write up the girls for not having sex with ME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:29am
  • That's awesome. I got in trouble for the same thingy freshman year. Best threesome ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:32am
  • So you guys haven't been to Penn State I assume. This is just about a daily occurrence here ~ RA Peter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 4:37am
  • She was probably jealous you were getting some and she wasn't. I assume the OP is female because they're the loudest during sex. Us guys just grunt like the cavemen we are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:27am
  • who the fuck buys this American Apparel shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:10pm
  • I had the cops called on my boyfriend and I... I guess we got a bit too rowdy. I say the upstairs neighbor is just jealous we can go for longer then 4 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:40pm
  • definitely happened 4th floor LLC at UO. infamous. and ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:31am
  • Keep it classy Portland.

    Submitted by littlemissry on Mar 22, 11 at 2:12am
  • I am the RN who tried to write you up Small World Huh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:26am
  • Those wild Oregon kids..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:24pm
  • God... Lucky.. My RA doesn't write me up for anything.. I wouldn't mind that kind of write up. Haha I haven't gotten some in a while.. In case you couldn't tell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Haha, I've had to write someone up this semester for it too. Trust me, it's not fun for RA's to have to do it, but awkward situations and the job go together. Have fun talking to your GM about it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:57pm
  • The solution is simple: buy a gag and you can scream as loud as you want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Priceless. Same thing happened to me. My defense was, she was the one being loud, not me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:46pm
  • wow the same thing happened to me but it was my gf's RA...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 5:13pm
  • But you prolly arent becasue its RA (advisor) not RN(nurse)... if you were that RA youd know the difference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:28am
  • I'm just a little girl... HEEEE HEEEE!!! -MIchael Jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Did that happen to be in LLC South at the University of Oregon... I hardly slept at all last night....thanks bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:54pm
  • 11:27 Ick, it's sad when someone embraces gender stereotypes for themselves and others so enthusiastically.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:36am
  • 11:28 Oops- RA Here at Rutgers (which we won last night) RU RU Rah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:33am
  • @11:32, was it a FMF, a MFM, FFM...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Wow this post is lame. Why do I wanna think this is someone from OSU? I'm glad my RAs are chill people are noisy in my hall all the time no one ever gets written up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 6:28am
  • What is an RA

    Submitted by Blingz on Feb 7, 11 at 7:23pm
  • Same thing happened to me except my HD had to write me up cause I was fucking the RA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:50am
  • Ever notice how most RA's tend to be virgins?here in the army you practically get rewarded for those accomplishments. :]

    Submitted by Nuclear_Fishin on May 11, 10 at 3:40am
  • Oh my gosh, that reminds me of a time when I was written up by the RAs doing their rounds because I was too loud during phone sex... I also found out after that that everytime I had phone sex, whomever was in my dorm suite evacuated the suite. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:33pm
  • You're my hero.

    Submitted by McLegend on Jun 17, 10 at 7:39am
  • Oh my god that happened to me too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:07am
  • ha, I was an RA that had sex too loud. I love Kent State and Terrace Hall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 5:39pm
  • Has anyone else noticed that there aren't any texts that have responses from another person? Are any of these real anymore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:27am
  • Fuck rutgers. Seton Hall all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:49pm
  • That's what choking a bitch is for haha ya mu fucka

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:44pm
  • Umm, maybe having sex in the dorms is not such a great idea. And you know, when your sex is so loud that it disturbs the RA then maybe you should think again about doing it in the dorms. Seriously, how stupid of you was it to do it in your room anyway?! Go someplace else!!!! Dumb ass!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Well 6:28, it seems to me that nearly 4500 people disagree with you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 7:15am
  • where else are you supposed to go dumbass.. sex in dorms a lot of the time is the only option.. i hate stupid people.. this happened to me also but the RA didnt write me up he just was like hey be quite and he yelled it through the door so we werent disturbed.. haha And yeah Fuck Rutgers.. Seton Hall baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Why the fuck does this shit never happen when I'm on duty!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Why not invite the RA next time? It's just like inviting your neighbors over so they don't call the cops on your parry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:34pm
  • Similar Experience. . Except there was E involed and it was my apartment manager

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:16pm
  • 11:36 Ex-Squeeze me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 11:40am