My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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for those of you who don't know, a "fur burger" means a woman's vagina. there you go
Y has ur 8 yr old heard this name at all?
Stop bringing n so many "uncles"
I am 28 with an 8 year old. Do u think I am too old to be on tfln? Fuckin high schoolers are what make this site so lame and one dimentional
Parents with 8 year old children are too old to be on TFLN.
I had to explain to my 84 year old grandmother that "turd knocker" was NOT a cute little nickname fir the dog. It's a reference to anal sex. Which is more awkward?? Eek!
Show him your fur burger
stop feeding her fucking fur burgers
Uuumm peetty sure someone made the point before u fuckin guido
@7:57 you are my hero for telling the facts to that wrinked up old cunt
In Soviet Russia, Fur Burger name YOU!!!!
Wth? Parenting skills seriously you idiots don't think kids go to school and hear things they don't hear at home?
If you guys represent today's youth I am scared for the future of our country. There are soldiers your age fighting and dying for our country and all you can do is fail classes, drink, fuck, smoke weed and think you really are hot shit. Your parents should be ashamed.
i think that's a perfect name for a fucking cat...because it means hairy pussy. and what are cats? i wish that were my kid...you know, except that if i had an 8-year-old, i would have had a kid when i was 13. and i was and have been smart enough to make guys wrap it up.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah I hope I die before I'm as old and dumb as you
holy fuck you are a retard 3:02
man ppl are fucking mean......everyone ages....and everyone has problems
Only in the IE LOL!!!!!
I'm just wondering where the age limit is listed.
how is that not appropriate
my grandmom literally said the same thing today cause she was talking about getting a hairless cat. i feel like OP is stalking me.
I just can't help but think I may know these ppl
I hope Santa sent 9:49 a shiny dildo for Xmas. She won't be getting any cock
This site was awesome when it was older people on here. Now all these kids got on here and put stupid ass shit on here and ruined it
Twist up the pubes and use them as floss, then bite them off and choke up a hairball mmmm
And why not??! As long as the cat gets a "proper" name on top of that.
I'm in high school, but I try not to make an ass of myself on TFLN. I blame the iPhone app for the destruction of this site
11:53 why are you fighting with us instead of being with your husband and kid?.... Haha If this is better they must suck!
I am 644 (28 years old) and I would rather see 100 40 people on here than 1 little high schooler. If we had more older people maybe we would get smarter humor on here not just drugs, drinking, plan b and dude I am so fuckin high etc
well you're just a pervert. i like the name fur burger. call him fb for short, you'll prbly think of facebook ehhh ?
for all you fucking retards who think 28 is old, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY WAAAAY TOO YOUNG TO BE ON HERE!! and dont give me that bullshit about the "old defending the old" im only 22. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED BUNCH OF HIGH SCHOOL FUCKS!!!!
That's an awesome name or is there a double-entendre I'm not getting?
11:03 How old are you?
yeah, if you have no game and live a boring life then don't get pissed at us. You are the loser....not us. so STFU and go fuck yourself
For everyone saying stuff about "Stupid high schoolers" You all can shove it. I'm 18 years old I don't smoke weed, I rarely drink, I've had sex but I'm smart enough to tell the guy to wrap it, thus no abortions.Stop lumping us all together. At 28 you are just a freakin stuck up jerk congratulations you are a statistic. Also the girl who was saying how she sleeps with 28 yr olds, sweetie that's illegal. Statutory r*** much. Freakin harlet
in Soviet Russia -- you are a dick, just like in USA
People old enough to have 8 ye olds have to be on here to explain things to the young ones who are dumb fucks. And so we can thank our blessings we aren't fucked up like u. Merry effen Xmas.
You are all a bunch of ignorant assholes. The only people here who are worth the air they breathe are those who have managed to form cogent discussion topics with well plotted examples.
You probably had to look up cogent, huh fuckers?
11:53 and 11:56...I get fucked up with soldiers and I'm not failing school so get a life we are younggggg it's what any young person with friends do? With the exception of loser ass kids... Like your kids!
I think 9:49 is one of those cunts that is past her expiration date and should just leave us alone
just tell her it sounds like you're main goal is to kill the cat and turn it into some hamburg.
jeez, not that hard.
11 53 you must be ugly hahah I have tits I don't spend money at bars you're probably fat
This is just so the firsters cant feel happy on Christmas day...
@7:58 of course 28 is past your prime. Just look in the mirror at those saggy tits, stretch marked stomach, gunt, cellulite and saggy ass and ask yourself if that's what you looked like at 20.
What a fucking LIAR.
7:57 I pity you. I am a productive citizen In a loving marriage raising a respectful well behaved child. The thought spending my hard earned money in bars is depressing.
28 is NOT old. I get with more 28 year old guys than guys at my school. Young people suck. Even though I am 16.
Hows is that name not appropriate? Its the proper name for cats
just name the damn cat fur burger and when he gets older xplain and u will all laff
soviet russia can eat shit!!!!!!!
Seriously, 28 isn't old.
@10:01 -- so you are a 21 year old fat and ugly cunt with no tits and a bad attitude. Have a good day
6:44 isn't too old for tfln, but way too young to have an 8 year old. Yeesh!
Haha gotta love the iPhone! It's my favorite electronic device other than my vibrator! Haha jk!
I know a 44 yr old that goes on here and she's cool as fuck. Why does age matter? Btw I'm 18 so I'm not an old person defending an old person.
LET HIM NAME IT CHINESE CHICKEN
Haha are you people serious? You think 28 is old and past their prime? That is hilarious. I have been with the same man since 17 and we are happily married. I think you little kids are very sad the way you fuck everyone and abort your babies...I hope one day you can grow up and mature and see the real world
Hey, dipshit. TFLN can be submitted by people who RECIEVE the text messages.
Use your fucking brain, that's what God made it for. :D
You are messed up.., Lol
Tell him son your a fucking retard
In Soviet Russia, fur burger eat YOU!
if you are 28 and have been married since 17, you can bet that your husband is getting some young pussy on the side. Young enough not to be past the expiration date like you are
Oh btw I typed 40 and then the plus symbol I suppose they do not post symbols...so that meant 100 40-plus people
I don't get it. What's inappropriate about that?
a 28 year old pussy is creepy. And if it dropped a litter it has got to be loose and all gross. Probably leaks, smells and hasn't seen a dick in 9 years
I love Jon rowland
why don't you tell the 8 year old that mommy has a tired, used up cunt
10:15 i like you haha
11:21 thank you because I had no idea what that meant, much appreciated :)
22 is right at the expiration date. 23 is expired. Between 22 and 23 your tits will drop an inch or more, the nipples will start to get mis-shapen, the cellulite will bust out on your ass and thighs, and your gunt will grow. It's nature, sweetie. Get used to it. Mother Nature is the ultimate whore
@11:55 -- sounds like someone had a big bowl of jealous for dinner.
Tell him otherwise people will try to eat it because they'll think it's a burger.
- high person
Hahaha listen old lady you're just jealous we are out gettin fucked up with our friends and you cant bc your friends are in nursing homes!...ps we abort our children in fear they will be like you...and have to read about people having fun instead of having it
It's cute. You can call it FurB for short then no one gets offended. Your kid sounds great!
NIEL PATRICK HARRIS
hes like a god... fur burger is from harold and kumar go to white castle
all this over Fur burger?
Shave both ur pussys u outdated slut
I hope she sticks a dill pickle in her fur burger