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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:21am

    for those of you who don't know, a "fur burger" means a woman's vagina. there you go

  • 98 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39am

    I had to explain to my 84 year old grandmother that "turd knocker" was NOT a cute little nickname fir the dog. It's a reference to anal sex. Which is more awkward?? Eek!

  • 91 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:35am

    Y has ur 8 yr old heard this name at all? Stop bringing n so many "uncles"

  • 92 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:03am

    Show him your fur burger

  • 81 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:44pm

    I am 28 with an 8 year old. Do u think I am too old to be on tfln? Fuckin high schoolers are what make this site so lame and one dimentional

  • 76 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:49am

    I am 644 (28 years old) and I would rather see 100 40 people on here than 1 little high schooler. If we had more older people maybe we would get smarter humor on here not just drugs, drinking, plan b and dude I am so fuckin high etc

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:42am

    Uuumm peetty sure someone made the point before u fuckin guido

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 10:15am

    @7:57 you are my hero for telling the facts to that wrinked up old cunt

  • 78 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:34am

    stop feeding her fucking fur burgers

  • 89 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:58am

    Wth? Parenting skills seriously you idiots don't think kids go to school and hear things they don't hear at home?

  • 74 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:42am

    Only in the IE LOL!!!!! 

  • 77 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:09pm

    People old enough to have 8 ye olds have to be on here to explain things to the young ones who are dumb fucks. And so we can thank our blessings we aren't fucked up like u. Merry effen Xmas.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:10pm

    And why not??! As long as the cat gets a "proper" name on top of that.

  • 75 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:35pm

    I hope Santa sent 9:49 a shiny dildo for Xmas. She won't be getting any cock

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:48am

    I'm just wondering where the age limit is listed.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:26am

    i think that's a perfect name for a fucking cat...because it means hairy pussy. and what are cats? i wish that were my kid...you know, except that if i had an 8-year-old, i would have had a kid when i was 13. and i was and have been smart enough to make guys wrap it up.

  • 76 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:22am

    In Soviet Russia, Fur Burger name YOU!!!!

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:21pm

    I'm in high school, but I try not to make an ass of myself on TFLN. I blame the iPhone app for the destruction of this site

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:30pm

    just tell her it sounds like you're main goal is to kill the cat and turn it into some hamburg. jeez, not that hard.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:00pm

    Parents with 8 year old children are too old to be on TFLN.

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:01am

    You are all a bunch of ignorant assholes. The only people here who are worth the air they breathe are those who have managed to form cogent discussion topics with well plotted examples. You probably had to look up cogent, huh fuckers?

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:40am

    yeah, if you have no game and live a boring life then don't get pissed at us. You are the loser....not us. so STFU and go fuck yourself

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:55pm

    If you guys represent today's youth I am scared for the future of our country. There are soldiers your age fighting and dying for our country and all you can do is fail classes, drink, fuck, smoke weed and think you really are hot shit. Your parents should be ashamed.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:34am

    man ppl are fucking mean......everyone ages....and everyone has problems

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:20am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah I hope I die before I'm as old and dumb as you

  • 65 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:09am

    11:03 How old are you?

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:20pm

    in Soviet Russia -- you are a dick, just like in USA

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:42pm

    well you're just a pervert. i like the name fur burger. call him fb for short, you'll prbly think of facebook ehhh ?

  • 69 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:50am

    11 53 you must be ugly hahah I have tits I don't spend money at bars you're probably fat

  • 68 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:09am

    @7:58 of course 28 is past your prime. Just look in the mirror at those saggy tits, stretch marked stomach, gunt, cellulite and saggy ass and ask yourself if that's what you looked like at 20.

  • 64 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:16am

    for all you fucking retards who think 28 is old, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY WAAAAY TOO YOUNG TO BE ON HERE!! and dont give me that bullshit about the "old defending the old" im only 22. GROW THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED BUNCH OF HIGH SCHOOL FUCKS!!!!

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:42am

    11:53 why are you fighting with us instead of being with your husband and kid?.... Haha If this is better they must suck!

  • 57 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:36pm

    my grandmom literally said the same thing today cause she was talking about getting a hairless cat. i feel like OP is stalking me.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:17pm

    This is just so the firsters cant feel happy on Christmas day...

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:16pm

    28 is NOT old. I get with more 28 year old guys than guys at my school. Young people suck. Even though I am 16.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:31pm

    Hey, dipshit. TFLN can be submitted by people who RECIEVE the text messages. Use your fucking brain, that's what God made it for. :D

  • 67 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:19am

    It's cute. You can call it FurB for short then no one gets offended. Your kid sounds great!

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:06am

    Twist up the pubes and use them as floss, then bite them off and choke up a hairball mmmm

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:14am

    I don't get it. What's inappropriate about that?

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:03am

    how is that not appropriate

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:53pm

    just name the damn cat fur burger and when he gets older xplain and u will all laff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:30am

    This site was awesome when it was older people on here. Now all these kids got on here and put stupid ass shit on here and ruined it

  • 64 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:10pm

    11:21 thank you because I had no idea what that meant, much appreciated :)

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:22am

    Hows is that name not appropriate? Its the proper name for cats

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:22pm

    Seriously, 28 isn't old. -Drk

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:02am

    Tell him son your a fucking retard

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:11pm

    holy fuck you are a retard 3:02

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:27am

    @10:01 -- so you are a 21 year old fat and ugly cunt with no tits and a bad attitude. Have a good day

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:58pm

    Haha are you people serious? You think 28 is old and past their prime? That is hilarious. I have been with the same man since 17 and we are happily married. I think you little kids are very sad the way you fuck everyone and abort your babies...I hope one day you can grow up and mature and see the real world

  • 61 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:34pm

    a 28 year old pussy is creepy. And if it dropped a litter it has got to be loose and all gross. Probably leaks, smells and hasn't seen a dick in 9 years

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:26pm

    Haha gotta love the iPhone! It's my favorite electronic device other than my vibrator! Haha jk!

  • 59 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:14am

    That's an awesome name or is there a double-entendre I'm not getting?

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Gotgunner on Jan 1, 11 at 3:04pm

    I just can't help but think I may know these ppl

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    Submitted by baddest_of_bad on Jan 3, 12 at 11:13am

    For everyone saying stuff about "Stupid high schoolers" You all can shove it. I'm 18 years old I don't smoke weed, I rarely drink, I've had sex but I'm smart enough to tell the guy to wrap it, thus no abortions.Stop lumping us all together. At 28 you are just a freakin stuck up jerk congratulations you are a statistic. Also the girl who was saying how she sleeps with 28 yr olds, sweetie that's illegal. Statutory r*** much. Freakin harlet

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:22pm

    LET HIM NAME IT CHINESE CHICKEN

  • 48 67
    Submitted by 041213 on Aug 8, 10 at 2:19am

    I love Jon rowland

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:40am

    11:53 and 11:56...I get fucked up with soldiers and I'm not failing school so get a life we are younggggg it's what any young person with friends do? With the exception of loser ass kids... Like your kids!

  • 58 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:06pm

    In Soviet Russia, fur burger eat YOU!

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:18pm

    What a fucking LIAR.

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:11am

    if you are 28 and have been married since 17, you can bet that your husband is getting some young pussy on the side. Young enough not to be past the expiration date like you are

  • 54 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:32pm

    I think 9:49 is one of those cunts that is past her expiration date and should just leave us alone

  • 58 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 9:39am

    @11:55 -- sounds like someone had a big bowl of jealous for dinner.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:30am

    I hope she sticks a dill pickle in her fur burger

  • 58 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:57am

    Hahaha listen old lady you're just jealous we are out gettin fucked up with our friends and you cant bc your friends are in nursing homes!...ps we abort our children in fear they will be like you...and have to read about people having fun instead of having it

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:53pm

    7:57 I pity you. I am a productive citizen In a loving marriage raising a respectful well behaved child. The thought spending my hard earned money in bars is depressing.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:44pm

    6:44 isn't too old for tfln, but way too young to have an 8 year old. Yeesh!

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:31pm

    why don't you tell the 8 year old that mommy has a tired, used up cunt

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:59am

    I know a 44 yr old that goes on here and she's cool as fuck. Why does age matter? Btw I'm 18 so I'm not an old person defending an old person.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:39pm

    You are messed up.., Lol

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 5:30pm

    soviet russia can eat shit!!!!!!!

  • 51 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 1:46pm

    Tell him otherwise people will try to eat it because they'll think it's a burger. - high person

  • 54 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:53am

    Oh btw I typed 40 and then the plus symbol I suppose they do not post symbols...so that meant 100 40-plus people

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 11:07pm

    10:15 i like you haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 5:52am

    all this over Fur burger?

  • 44 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:37pm

    NIEL PATRICK HARRIS hes like a god... fur burger is from harold and kumar go to white castle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:26am

    22 is right at the expiration date. 23 is expired. Between 22 and 23 your tits will drop an inch or more, the nipples will start to get mis-shapen, the cellulite will bust out on your ass and thighs, and your gunt will grow. It's nature, sweetie. Get used to it. Mother Nature is the ultimate whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:13am

    Shave both ur pussys u outdated slut