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  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:32am

    12:10, loser...you're looking for the word loser. Looser implies that something is more loose. -For Example- Your girlfriend was looser after I fucked her. She felt the need to cheat on you because you're a loser. See the difference?

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:11am

    there should be a homewrecker status as well

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:08am

    So is the rest of the world besides 1:26

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:31am

    I'm banging my ex too! Just did it last night.... got bite marks to prove it ;) I have to say, it's all so much better than it was when we were together

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:26am

    um, yeah, i really don't need to advertise that? so no. there doesn't need to be a relationship option on facebook about this.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:45pm

    Hey 1:26 reference 12:32. Except your looking for lose rather than loser.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:45am

    just like there should be a filter on tfln that blocks the constant “there should be a ___ for relationship status on facebook" text submission. Let’s get a little more creative here texters.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:34am

    ...me too...but I don't think I'd like to announce it to the FB world.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:34pm

    because your current might get pissed

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:57am

    You could make it your status.... Just sayin'

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:49am

    I haven't had a solid bowel movement in weeks man gotta I ate a bad taco

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:36am

    Ha ha I love how me and my ex still bang and we get along so much better with out the title boyfriend and girlfriend!! Wierd but I like it

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:01am

    I think "fucking the ex" is the steady-state for single non-virgins everywhere. Personally, I'm fucking my best friend's ex. I'm not going to say I want that as an fb option...personally I'm still lobbying for "in multiple relationships."

    • 48 62
      Submitted by kimberlini on Feb 7, 10 at 2:19am

      dude i've been suggesting that for years now

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:22am

    wow, a lot of you take this a little too seriously. chill out people, this is all supposed to be for fun. oh, and i've been there with the banging the ex thing. just wanted to throw that out there :)

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:12am

    Because ur not banging ur ex, u dont even have an ex..... As a matter of ur still a virgin

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:13am

    Or a status -not available...

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:35am

    all these "there should be a facebook status for ___________" are really getting old. At first they were funny, now EVERYONE is doing a TFLN about their fucked up "relationships." If facebook had a relationship status to fit everyone's lifestyles, there would be limitless options. And besides, do you really want to advertise that you're "banging your ex?"

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:23am

    because it's a given... everyone does it.

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:06am

    Because the ex would not appreciate it, and you no longer would be banging your ex.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:10am

    Wouldn't that be considered as single still?

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:46am

    @1:23, she thinks she's cool for doing that, in reality she was the loser who was just being used for sex. Keep on being the winner, whore

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:41pm

    If you wanted people to know, you would update it on your status... which is what it is there for. "(Name) is .. Banging their ex."

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:47am

    12:32 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's some funny shit right there!!

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:09pm

    Oh wow so freakin great. I'd use it

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:30pm

    Cause you're a slut or whore (male or female, no matter). Get a new one.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:14am

    No u could have gf and an ex

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26am

    Because you are lame. Announcing sex is very childish, it's like you loose your virginity everytime... You're having sex, great! Good for you! So is the rest of the world! Grow up!

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:10am

    because your not... your just a looser

  • 49 59
    Submitted by mdrumm on May 10, 10 at 11:23pm

    Story of my life...

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:18am

    who are these people who brag anonymously on TFLN posts about their sex lives?... its pathetic.

  • 55 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:22am

    You just lost the game

  • 42 48
    Submitted by racheliciousss on Mar 7, 11 at 10:50pm

    Because then your current would know.

  • 55 75
    Submitted by riahalice on Jun 2, 10 at 3:08pm

    I realllly wish fb would do this. Brilliant.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:01pm

    How is this best for today? =\

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:53pm

    I liked fucking my ex, til that asshole gave me an std. Watch out! It's dangerous.

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:24pm

    I'd have to agree, that'd be fantastic and funny. Cause I'm a chick, still bangin' her ex. (and no i don't have a boyfriend)

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:02am

    UDM's KDR chapter is full of gays

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:29am

    love it and stealing it.

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:24am

    like you want to brag about that?!

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:45am

    I guess technically you're free to sail the seven seas...

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Sirona on Jan 9, 11 at 2:19am

    That's what "its complicated" is

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:09am

    12:02 and 12:11, ftw.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:23am

    been there done that... while he had a new gf deff would not want to make that public on fb haha

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:22pm

    I could so put that as my status... until she read it.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:26am

    You lost the game hahaha

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:45pm

    ahah yeahhhhh philly, i might as well have sent this

    • 41 63
      Submitted by jackdanielswife on Nov 9, 10 at 3:35am

      haaa story of my life. plus it's philly. gotta love itt(:

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:36am

    3:22AM no you haven't. you've never had sex. don't lie you fucking virgin.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:32am

    Yeah Philly! Been there done that with an ex, and honestly, it was the best sex I had with that particular gf.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:37am

    12:34 exactly! Because Iif you're banging your ex there normally is a 'current' or you're ashamed of it.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:22am

    i meant 4:36... my bbbb

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:15am

    slash "I'm still desperate" this are so. annoying. there are two fb option texts on one page. its not THAT funny... at all.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:00am

    friends with benefits

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:12am

    not really sure that would be considered a "relationship" anyway

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:32pm

    I love that I'm still able to bang my ex. He's fuckin sexy

  • 52 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:38am

    sex with the ex is so much better than sex when you were dating. its kinda risky and hot. i do it and i will continue to do it until i find a new man with a dick and moves like my ex.

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:55am

    i so love that and i am definitely doing the same thing. the ones on here who are talking crap are haters cus they arent getting any at all!

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:51am

    In soviet russia no relationship options available

  • 40 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:17pm

    Lmao yeah that's pretty nasty makesure ur Ex doesn't burn ur ass hahaha!!!

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:16am

    9:01... personally, you're getting a little personal for me.

  • 23 45
    Submitted by exosus on Aug 8, 11 at 6:19am

    I always thought that's what people meant by "It's Complicated"...

  • 41 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:33am

    Hmmm....I am doing that....