why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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12:10, loser...you're looking for the word loser. Looser implies that something is more loose.
Your girlfriend was looser after I fucked her. She felt the need to cheat on you because you're a loser.
See the difference?
there should be a homewrecker status as well
So is the rest of the world besides 1:26
I think "fucking the ex" is the steady-state for single non-virgins everywhere.
Personally, I'm fucking my best friend's ex. I'm not going to say I want that as an fb option...personally I'm still lobbying for "in multiple relationships."
dude i've been suggesting that for years now
just like there should be a filter on tfln that blocks the constant “there should be a ___ for relationship status on facebook" text submission. Let’s get a little more creative here texters.
...me too...but I don't think I'd like to announce it to the FB world.
I'm banging my ex too! Just did it last night.... got bite marks to prove it ;) I have to say, it's all so much better than it was when we were together
12:32 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's some funny shit right there!!
Story of my life...
all these "there should be a facebook status for ___________" are really getting old. At first they were funny, now EVERYONE is doing a TFLN about their fucked up "relationships."
If facebook had a relationship status to fit everyone's lifestyles, there would be limitless options.
And besides, do you really want to advertise that you're "banging your ex?"
Ha ha I love how me and my ex still bang and we get along so much better with out the title boyfriend and girlfriend!! Wierd but I like it
I haven't had a solid bowel movement in weeks man gotta I ate a bad taco
who are these people who brag anonymously on TFLN posts about their sex lives?... its pathetic.
Wouldn't that be considered as single still?
If you wanted people to know, you would update it on your status... which is what it is there for. "(Name) is .. Banging their ex."
No u could have gf and an ex
That's what "its complicated" is
because your current might get pissed
Cause you're a slut or whore (male or female, no matter). Get a new one.
um, yeah, i really don't need to advertise that? so no. there doesn't need to be a relationship option on facebook about this.
Hey 1:26 reference 12:32. Except your looking for lose rather than loser.
Because then your current would know.
You could make it your status.... Just sayin'
You lost the game hahaha
because your not... your just a looser
I realllly wish fb would do this. Brilliant.
Or a status -not available...
How is this best for today? =\
Because you are lame. Announcing sex is very childish, it's like you loose your virginity everytime... You're having sex, great! Good for you! So is the rest of the world! Grow up!
because it's a given... everyone does it.
I liked fucking my ex, til that asshole gave me an std. Watch out!
no you haven't.
you've never had sex.
don't lie you fucking virgin.
UDM's KDR chapter is full of gays
You just lost the game
friends with benefits
I'd have to agree, that'd be fantastic and funny.
Cause I'm a chick, still bangin' her ex.
(and no i don't have a boyfriend)
like you want to brag about that?!
12:02 and 12:11, ftw.
wow, a lot of you take this a little too seriously. chill out people, this is all supposed to be for fun. oh, and i've been there with the banging the ex thing. just wanted to throw that out there :)
@1:23, she thinks she's cool for doing that, in reality she was the loser who was just being used for sex. Keep on being the winner, whore
been there done that...
while he had a new gf
deff would not want to make that public on fb
Because ur not banging ur ex, u dont even have an ex..... As a matter of ur still a virgin
Lmao yeah that's pretty nasty makesure ur Ex doesn't burn ur ass hahaha!!!
ahah yeahhhhh philly, i might as well have sent this
haaa story of my life. plus it's philly. gotta love itt(:
Been there done that with an ex, and honestly, it was the best sex I had with that particular gf.
love it and stealing it.
Because the ex would not appreciate it, and you no longer would be banging your ex.
slash "I'm still desperate"
this are so. annoying. there are two fb option texts on one page. its not THAT funny... at all.
I guess technically you're free to sail the seven seas...
Oh wow so freakin great. I'd use it
sex with the ex is so much better than sex when you were dating. its kinda risky and hot. i do it and i will continue to do it until i find a new man with a dick and moves like my ex.
12:34 exactly! Because Iif you're banging your ex there normally is a 'current' or you're ashamed of it.
I could so put that as my status... until she read it.
I always thought that's what people meant by "It's Complicated"...
I love that I'm still able to bang my ex. He's fuckin sexy
not really sure that would be considered a "relationship" anyway
i so love that and i am definitely doing the same thing. the ones on here who are talking crap are haters cus they arent getting any at all!
9:01... personally, you're getting a little personal for me.
Hmmm....I am doing that....
i meant 4:36... my bbbb
In soviet russia no relationship options available