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  • 12:10, loser...you're looking for the word loser. Looser implies that something is more loose. -For Example- Your girlfriend was looser after I fucked her. She felt the need to cheat on you because you're a loser. See the difference?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:32am
  • there should be a homewrecker status as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:11am
  • So is the rest of the world besides 1:26

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:08am
  • ...me too...but I don't think I'd like to announce it to the FB world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:34am
  • I'm banging my ex too! Just did it last night.... got bite marks to prove it ;) I have to say, it's all so much better than it was when we were together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:31am
  • I think "fucking the ex" is the steady-state for single non-virgins everywhere. Personally, I'm fucking my best friend's ex. I'm not going to say I want that as an fb option...personally I'm still lobbying for "in multiple relationships."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:01am
  • just like there should be a filter on tfln that blocks the constant “there should be a ___ for relationship status on facebook" text submission. Let’s get a little more creative here texters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:45am
  • Wouldn't that be considered as single still?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:10am
  • I haven't had a solid bowel movement in weeks man gotta I ate a bad taco

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:49am
  • Story of my life...

    Submitted by mdrumm on May 10, 10 at 11:23pm
  • all these "there should be a facebook status for ___________" are really getting old. At first they were funny, now EVERYONE is doing a TFLN about their fucked up "relationships." If facebook had a relationship status to fit everyone's lifestyles, there would be limitless options. And besides, do you really want to advertise that you're "banging your ex?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:35am
  • Hey 1:26 reference 12:32. Except your looking for lose rather than loser.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:45pm
  • who are these people who brag anonymously on TFLN posts about their sex lives?... its pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:18am
  • No u could have gf and an ex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:14am
  • 12:32 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's some funny shit right there!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:47am
  • If you wanted people to know, you would update it on your status... which is what it is there for. "(Name) is .. Banging their ex."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:41pm
  • because your current might get pissed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:34pm
  • because your not... your just a looser

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:10am
  • um, yeah, i really don't need to advertise that? so no. there doesn't need to be a relationship option on facebook about this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:26am
  • Because then your current would know.

    Submitted by racheliciousss on Mar 7, 11 at 10:50pm
  • I realllly wish fb would do this. Brilliant.

    Submitted by riahalice on Jun 2, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Or a status -not available...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:13am
  • You could make it your status.... Just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:57am
  • You just lost the game

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:22am
  • Ha ha I love how me and my ex still bang and we get along so much better with out the title boyfriend and girlfriend!! Wierd but I like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:36am
  • UDM's KDR chapter is full of gays

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:02am
  • 12:02 and 12:11, ftw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:09am
  • Because you are lame. Announcing sex is very childish, it's like you loose your virginity everytime... You're having sex, great! Good for you! So is the rest of the world! Grow up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:26am
  • That's what "its complicated" is

    Submitted by Sirona on Jan 9, 11 at 2:19am
  • because it's a given... everyone does it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:23am
  • Cause you're a slut or whore (male or female, no matter). Get a new one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:30pm
  • How is this best for today? =\

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Because ur not banging ur ex, u dont even have an ex..... As a matter of ur still a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:12am
  • You lost the game hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:26am
  • Because the ex would not appreciate it, and you no longer would be banging your ex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:06am
  • @1:23, she thinks she's cool for doing that, in reality she was the loser who was just being used for sex. Keep on being the winner, whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 7:46am
  • ahah yeahhhhh philly, i might as well have sent this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:45pm
  • slash "I'm still desperate" this are so. annoying. there are two fb option texts on one page. its not THAT funny... at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:15am
  • wow, a lot of you take this a little too seriously. chill out people, this is all supposed to be for fun. oh, and i've been there with the banging the ex thing. just wanted to throw that out there :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 3:22am
  • I liked fucking my ex, til that asshole gave me an std. Watch out! It's dangerous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:53pm
  • I'd have to agree, that'd be fantastic and funny. Cause I'm a chick, still bangin' her ex. (and no i don't have a boyfriend)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:24pm
  • Lmao yeah that's pretty nasty makesure ur Ex doesn't burn ur ass hahaha!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:17pm
  • Oh wow so freakin great. I'd use it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:09pm
  • 3:22AM no you haven't. you've never had sex. don't lie you fucking virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 4:36am
  • love it and stealing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:29am
  • sex with the ex is so much better than sex when you were dating. its kinda risky and hot. i do it and i will continue to do it until i find a new man with a dick and moves like my ex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 5:38am
  • friends with benefits

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:00am
  • 12:34 exactly! Because Iif you're banging your ex there normally is a 'current' or you're ashamed of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:37am
  • like you want to brag about that?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:24am
  • been there done that... while he had a new gf deff would not want to make that public on fb haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:23am
  • I guess technically you're free to sail the seven seas...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:45am
  • I could so put that as my status... until she read it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Yeah Philly! Been there done that with an ex, and honestly, it was the best sex I had with that particular gf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 8:32am
  • I always thought that's what people meant by "It's Complicated"...

    Submitted by exosus on Aug 8, 11 at 6:19am
  • I love that I'm still able to bang my ex. He's fuckin sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:32pm
  • not really sure that would be considered a "relationship" anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:12am
  • i meant 4:36... my bbbb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:22am
  • 9:01... personally, you're getting a little personal for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:16am
  • i so love that and i am definitely doing the same thing. the ones on here who are talking crap are haters cus they arent getting any at all!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:55am
  • Hmmm....I am doing that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:33am
  • In soviet russia no relationship options available

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:51am