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  • 96 75
    Submitted by jiggaboo on Feb 19, 10 at 5:15pm

    Girls should give guys more blowjobs because of their intelligence and knowledge.

    • 52 87
      Submitted by ingebeastly on Feb 19, 10 at 8:01pm

      if that were the case nerds would be getting laid every night.

      • 67 77
        Submitted by Herschel on Feb 20, 10 at 12:49am

        Exactly! It'd be a far better world.

  • 99 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:12pm

    5th

  • 80 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:31pm

    Thomas Jefferson loved getting his pen wet.

  • 80 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:36pm

    He may have been a founding father but Ben Franklin was not a president...

  • 77 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:23pm

    Love it when a girl finds being smart, intellectual, and/or studious attractive. This is a good sign for the new decade.

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:24pm

    I knew I should've payed attention in 5th grade.

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:17pm

    5:15 FTW

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:32pm

    I feel like this chick is so easy a caveman could do her...

  • 73 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:09pm

    No one talks like this

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 6:18pm

    This is easy

  • 68 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:43am

    I really need to learn all the presidents...

  • 71 77
    Submitted by MollyB on Feb 19, 10 at 5:55pm

    Win.

  • 77 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:08pm

    First!

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:58pm

    Better than a dumb girl

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:57pm

    8:24 it's paid, not "payed." I'm going to assume you stopped paying attention in 2nd grade.

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 8:58pm

    I would give that guy a blow too. History turns me on nasty.

    • 48 80
      Submitted by mrwiggles on Feb 21, 10 at 9:24pm

      me too... growl...

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:04am

    Lmfao

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:40pm

    I can do this

  • 63 79
    Submitted by broday47 on Apr 29, 10 at 11:35pm

    If that were the case bill nyes house would be better than spring break

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:28pm

    Ben Franklin loves hummers.

  • 64 84
    Submitted by R_E on Feb 19, 10 at 11:09pm

    There's such a double standard here: a guy will get laid for knowing this stuff, but a girl won't because she does.

    • 60 84
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 20, 10 at 12:50am

      Are you kidding? That level of trivia knowledge would bump up a girls rating probably a good 1/10 by itself.

      • 61 94
        Submitted by glassholmes on Feb 20, 10 at 12:34pm

        I have to agree. A girl who can think is pretty impressive and attractive to me. Most girls really don't think, they just ask their friends for advice. Problem is, their friends don't think, either. It's a vicious cycle.

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:06pm

    First

  • 69 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:24pm

    Ben Franklin would definitely be proud.

  • Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 19, 10 at 11:38pm

    smart guys are cute but i'd rather blow a dumb sweetheart than a smart asshole any day. the key is being humble.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 11:58pm

    Hey I'll fuck a smart girl

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 4:49am

    I didn't realize that was a difficult task

  • 55 88
    Submitted by dd007 on Feb 20, 10 at 5:36am

    Thats funny....my ex could do that....but I didn't need to give him a 'blow job' persay....his dick was so small i didn't have to open my mouth to cover the full thing. Whats that called? A tongue job?

  • 60 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:22pm

    Sadly many men lack intelligence and knowledge. Use it as an incentive... Blow jobs for smarts!

  • 46 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 8:26pm

    Win! Whatchamacallit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:09am

    IF this were real - This has nothing to do with intelligence and everything to do with the girl being incredibly desperate and her friend a complete meat sauce.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:12pm

    4th