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  • Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jun 14, 10 at 3:37pm

    That was actually hilarious.

  • Submitted by corncob114 on Jun 14, 10 at 3:26pm

    I wanna own a midget!

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    Submitted by leadbelly on Jun 14, 10 at 7:11pm

    Was he a little drunk?

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    Submitted by dubbydubs on Jun 14, 10 at 4:09pm

    you are officially the luckiest person alive

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    Submitted by thekandymaan on Jun 14, 10 at 8:49pm

    There are leprechans! The don't have pots of gold, just coolers with alcohol.

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    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Jun 14, 10 at 3:27pm

    Was the midget's girlfriend in the cooler?

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    Submitted by nsgf on Jun 14, 10 at 3:28pm

    I am so jealous. I always wanted to hug a midget with a motorized beer cooler.

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    Submitted by purpleispretty on Jun 14, 10 at 6:29pm

    Who would ever rate this bad night

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    Submitted by awsome on Jun 15, 10 at 11:15pm

    I have one of those! The cooler not the midget

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    Submitted by kirbyvsyoshi on Jun 14, 10 at 10:06pm

    I have seen said midget!!!

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    Submitted by vroomboom on Jun 15, 10 at 10:26am

    i know him! he lives across the street from my brother. and is, indeed, creepy.

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    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 14, 10 at 5:00pm

    possibly one of the funnier posts on TFLN.

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    Submitted by GoDudeGo on Jun 14, 10 at 4:44pm

    I SAW THIS TOO, in Kansas City except he was trying to get into a bar ad the bastards wouldn't let him in what kind of bar dosent let in a midget on a motorized cooler with a conductors hat!!! A shitty bar that's what type!

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      Submitted by urmomzbff on Jun 16, 10 at 12:05am

      well you can't take your own alcohol into a bar ...................

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    Submitted by Serec on Jun 15, 10 at 8:28am

    I remember seeing some midget that was dressed like a gnome and scaring the shit out of people. Was weird.

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    Submitted by FlashingLight on Jun 15, 10 at 5:53pm

    0.o where does he keep the engine???

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    Submitted by dmaverick27 on Jun 14, 10 at 5:09pm

    I wonder how long it would take to get the midget in the cooler

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    Submitted by vroomboom on Jun 15, 10 at 10:36am

    i know him! he lives across the street from my brother! and goes to my grandmas church. he rides his cooler to both places.

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    Submitted by cobongo on Jul 16, 10 at 9:06pm

    I was hanging out with him last night at Rhythm and Booze in KCMO. That cooler is badass

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    Submitted by yourconscience on Jun 14, 10 at 4:50pm

    Watch out mate, Mini-Me does not take kindly to stalking

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    Submitted by orangecrush24 on Jun 21, 10 at 12:42am

    I would've taken his cooler and put it on the top shelf...just to see his stubby arms struggle to reach it

  • 69 82
    Submitted by callalilly on Jun 15, 10 at 12:11am

    I would follow him too!

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jun 14, 10 at 8:26pm

    kinda creepy, but the hilarity makes up for it.

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    Submitted by RWHGHP on Jun 15, 10 at 6:23am

    Okay, yes this is funny. But the word midget is offensive to me, as i'm classified as a very tall dwarf. I'm 18 and look 12.

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    Submitted by tha904mack on Jun 16, 10 at 11:50pm

    I wonder if he can still get a DUI???

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    Submitted by kguarini on Jun 15, 10 at 4:07am

    I saw that guy leaving a bar!

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    Submitted by marcmedic on Jun 14, 10 at 5:25pm

    I've seen him too! He lives in Olathe

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    Submitted by yczi on Jun 14, 10 at 6:39pm

    is it wrong that the first thought that crossed my mind was that this normal sized human was gonna steal his booze?

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    Submitted by penichillin on Jul 25, 10 at 2:45am

    Seen him in Olathe a few times

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    Submitted by navybluplatypus2 on Jun 16, 10 at 12:00am

    Bahahhahahahahahaha

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    Submitted by duh55 on Jun 15, 10 at 9:49pm

    I have pictures on my fridge of me bending him over and doggy stylin his ass. I'm on my knees. True story...he's a very cool guy to party with til he tries to take you home to his wife.

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    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 14, 10 at 3:28pm

    Your a stalker!

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    Submitted by getfuckedup420 on Jun 17, 10 at 4:15am

    Hahahahahahahhahahahab that's fucking hilarious

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    Submitted by AllPurposeBen on Jun 17, 10 at 6:15am

    I know that midget, his name is Jeff and his wife makes fuck'n awesome cinnamon rolls.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 10 at 5:02pm

    That midget is my hero

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    Submitted by CameronWarren on Jun 15, 10 at 11:09am

    They need to put that on too fast too furious! \nThat's a he'll of a midget! Go midgets!

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    Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on Jun 15, 10 at 12:08am

    Haha I love my area code :)

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    Submitted by RyanAK on Jun 16, 10 at 3:56am

    LOL!!! I would walk into his house after him and watch him waddle!!

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    Submitted by kelbaby on Jun 15, 10 at 7:24am

    Omg your so lucky!!

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    Submitted by vsangelforever on Jun 26, 11 at 9:23pm

    The mental image is so epic

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    Submitted by mjhobo on Jun 15, 10 at 3:46pm

    Dear fucking god that is amazing

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    Submitted by skaddam on Jun 15, 10 at 6:05pm

    Lolol

  • Submitted by ttrott on Jun 14, 10 at 7:01pm

    Thats some funny shit right their nigga!

  • Submitted by lily_loves_you on Jun 14, 10 at 3:26pm

    First (: