just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I wanna own a midget!
That was actually hilarious.
Was he a little drunk?
Was the midget's girlfriend in the cooler?
Who would ever rate this bad night
I remember seeing some midget that was dressed like a gnome and scaring the shit out of people. Was weird.
There are leprechans! The don't have pots of gold, just coolers with alcohol.
you are officially the luckiest person alive
I am so jealous. I always wanted to hug a midget with a motorized beer cooler.
I have one of those! The cooler not the midget
I wonder if he can still get a DUI???
i know him! he lives across the street from my brother. and is, indeed, creepy.
I SAW THIS TOO, in Kansas City except he was trying to get into a bar ad the bastards wouldn't let him in what kind of bar dosent let in a midget on a motorized cooler with a conductors hat!!! A shitty bar that's what type!
well you can't take your own alcohol into a bar ...................
I have seen said midget!!!
I was hanging out with him last night at Rhythm and Booze in KCMO. That cooler is badass
I would've taken his cooler and put it on the top shelf...just to see his stubby arms struggle to reach it
I wonder how long it would take to get the midget in the cooler
Watch out mate, Mini-Me does not take kindly to stalking
0.o where does he keep the engine???
I've seen him too! He lives in Olathe
Haha I love my area code :)
Hahahahahahahhahahahab that's fucking hilarious
i know him! he lives across the street from my brother! and goes to my grandmas church. he rides his cooler to both places.
I saw that guy leaving a bar!
I would follow him too!
kinda creepy, but the hilarity makes up for it.
possibly one of the funnier posts on TFLN.
Seen him in Olathe a few times
Okay, yes this is funny. But the word midget is offensive to me, as i'm classified as a very tall dwarf. I'm 18 and look 12.
is it wrong that the first thought that crossed my mind was that this normal sized human was gonna steal his booze?
Your a stalker!
The mental image is so epic
I have pictures on my fridge of me bending him over and doggy stylin his ass. I'm on my knees. True story...he's a very cool guy to party with til he tries to take you home to his wife.
Omg your so lucky!!
I know that midget, his name is Jeff and his wife makes fuck'n awesome cinnamon rolls.
That midget is my hero
LOL!!! I would walk into his house after him and watch him waddle!!
They need to put that on too fast too furious! \nThat's a he'll of a midget! Go midgets!
Dear fucking god that is amazing
Thats some funny shit right their nigga!