just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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That was actually hilarious.
I wanna own a midget!
Was he a little drunk?
There are leprechans! The don't have pots of gold, just coolers with alcohol.
Was the midget's girlfriend in the cooler?
I remember seeing some midget that was dressed like a gnome and scaring the shit out of people. Was weird.
I am so jealous. I always wanted to hug a midget with a motorized beer cooler.
you are officially the luckiest person alive
Who would ever rate this bad night
I wonder if he can still get a DUI???
i know him! he lives across the street from my brother. and is, indeed, creepy.
I have one of those! The cooler not the midget
I SAW THIS TOO, in Kansas City except he was trying to get into a bar ad the bastards wouldn't let him in what kind of bar dosent let in a midget on a motorized cooler with a conductors hat!!! A shitty bar that's what type!
well you can't take your own alcohol into a bar ...................
I would've taken his cooler and put it on the top shelf...just to see his stubby arms struggle to reach it
I wonder how long it would take to get the midget in the cooler
I was hanging out with him last night at Rhythm and Booze in KCMO. That cooler is badass
I have seen said midget!!!
0.o where does he keep the engine???
Watch out mate, Mini-Me does not take kindly to stalking
I've seen him too! He lives in Olathe
Hahahahahahahhahahahab that's fucking hilarious
i know him! he lives across the street from my brother! and goes to my grandmas church. he rides his cooler to both places.
possibly one of the funnier posts on TFLN.
Haha I love my area code :)
kinda creepy, but the hilarity makes up for it.
I saw that guy leaving a bar!
Seen him in Olathe a few times
I would follow him too!
Okay, yes this is funny. But the word midget is offensive to me, as i'm classified as a very tall dwarf. I'm 18 and look 12.
I have pictures on my fridge of me bending him over and doggy stylin his ass. I'm on my knees. True story...he's a very cool guy to party with til he tries to take you home to his wife.
is it wrong that the first thought that crossed my mind was that this normal sized human was gonna steal his booze?
The mental image is so epic
Your a stalker!
Omg your so lucky!!
I know that midget, his name is Jeff and his wife makes fuck'n awesome cinnamon rolls.
That midget is my hero
They need to put that on too fast too furious! \nThat's a he'll of a midget! Go midgets!
Dear fucking god that is amazing
LOL!!! I would walk into his house after him and watch him waddle!!
Thats some funny shit right their nigga!