Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
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This text would only be sent in the 330... (I live there, so I know.)
No, because he clearly says "someone in the car behind me". Reading comprehension FTW.
If you don't find this funny then you must a ginger because you have no soul
Go to his window and knock on it. Ask if you can suck on his Cob....
9:18 (the Dane cook one) how about you go fall off a fucking cliff? Dane cook is probably the most amazing person ever
In Soviet Russia, corn eats you!
7:51 PWNED by 8:09.
Is this supposed to be funny?
YouTube- Drinking out of cups
This is funny cause it's dangerous to eat AND talk on the phone while driving, yet ironic because texting while driving is equally as dangerous.
In Soviet Russia, phone talks on YOU!
Must be in Warren.
im dyinggggggggg lmaoooooooooooooo
Gimme the butter baby
Soviet russia guy rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little kid in the background going craaaaazzzzy
I love thesoviet russia dude... Cracks me up every time
Oprah would not be happy
I love fucking animals and cumming in their hairy asses!!!
I don't see whats so funny. Thats a Past Time here in Indiana
3:18 Dane cook is my <3
no he's not
How the fuck did this make it through
my dick feels like corn. - Dane Cook
Seriously? You're going to quote Dane Cook?
must be in NYC
Wat the fuck?
In Soviet Russia corn on the cob eats you!
Ha, 6:09 well said.
And your texting while driving? Great!!! Two idiots on the road!!
You are fucking texting
Now that is multi tasking...maybe just a lil bit dangerous too
Nvm, my comprehension fails. Carry on
Did it ever occur to ANYONE here that the person who sent the text was probably the passenger in the car?
So? Not funny..
That is just plain skill.. Admit it! We're all jealous!!
9:18 you have problems...
In Soviet Russia this would not happen because no one owned cars and corn was too luxurious to be eaten on pain of death.
Hahahah I would lose it
Only in the south..
Hmmm that was probably me, I moved to Ohio from Missouri, I actually was eating corn on the cob in the car a few days ago...mmmm leftovers.
Yea, I think it was you bro.....
Cold corn on the cob? Not even in season.
doesn't matter if it's in season, it's funny
Stop with the Soviet Rusia bull shit. It's more annoying than the "first!" thing.
I don't see whats so funny. That's a Past Time here in Indiana.
Hi, there's a site similar to this one but where visitors can tell their DARKEST SECRETS :P it's http://www.whatasecret.com
Fuckin champ obviously from the Midwest
Lmao! I love this.
3:18 made me lol, that's the same thing I thought of!
Of course that would happen in the 330 area code. Ravenna maybe?
Does anyone even care about this stupid ass text
Was it the driver or a passenger?
only in Ohio!!
And you're texting. Moron.
na definately would be in Akron lmfao
Why are texting while looking in the rear view mirror?!?
What? I do shit like that all the time
What the texter oddly didn't mention, was that the guy driving behind him/her had three arms, because it would obviously take three arms to eat corn on the cobb and talk on the phone.
This is stupid. How the hell does tfln publish this shit.
KFC 3 piece meal with mac n cheese and taters on 696
Yea and your texting and driving!