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  • 48 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:04pm
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    you my friend deserve a klondike bar

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:03pm
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    french twins = so amazing

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:48pm
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    I like shoving french fries up my dick sometimes. Don't judge me!

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:07pm
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    I an going to say your a BOLD FACE LIAR!!

  • 40 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 10:01pm
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    Fuck one why'll she eats her sisters pussy, that's what french girls like

  • 36 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:10pm
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    Have them both go down on u and it sounds more like a Christmas card

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 9:27pm
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    What he really meant to say is that he's sitting in the motel hot tub with his parents and their two French Poodles.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:48pm
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    Probaby fake. Even if it was true, WHY would you be texting a situation like that?

  • 33 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 5:43pm
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    my good man, i salute you.

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 2:08am
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    2:48- u must not be familar with the premise of this site. it's dedicated to texting situations like that. u dumb fuck

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:06pm
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    I do believe that 2:01 is requesting you to fist them. Cheers sir.

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:23pm
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    3:17 - everyone would rather have swedish twins, thats just an obvious

  • 36 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:12pm
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    Kahneeeeta yes? Love that resort

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 2:02pm
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    FURST DURHUR I FEEL SO SPECIAL AND IMPORTANT

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 3:17pm
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    I'd rather have Swedish twins

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 6:05pm
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    for texts like this you should be able to click good night more than once

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:44am
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    Only if the twins are hot girls

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:50pm
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    French fries and welch's right???

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 6, 09 at 11:41pm
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    MMM threesome is just disgusting

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