she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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I knew she wasn't at the store dammit!
That's a god damn slut. Shell be a horrible mother
That's why we call it WHORELANDO
Why even be with the bf if ur gonna cheat
Whore.....a good whore but still a whore none the kess
Hope you gave her herpes and text her bf that she was blowing you
you're the dumbass 3:01
Should have Texted: Your Girlfriend Scrapes....LOL
She's getting some more sausage
The bigger joke is when she gets back to her bf and gives him a kiss!
3:01 good job idiot. I meant in the future. I remember my first health class information. Bitch.
Keep it classy Orlando
6:20, I think you mean it happes more THAN people think or know.
I know it's rude to correct grammar, but when someone is trying to present themselves like they know what they're talking about, I can't take their point of view seriously when they ignore basic rules in the English language.
Wrong on so many levels... Dump your bf, and then feel free to cheat... Just saying
They should bring back stoning for stuff like that.
Guys who let this happen are just as bad. Fuck both of these assholes.
I'd like to marry her
Haha this shits classic. Whore to the fullest
Whore.. But that's awesome!!
Gotta love OTOWN
In Soviet Russia, bf texts YOU!
She should be kicked in the ovaries for this. Dumb slut.
2:43 it wouldn't be cheating if she dumped her bf lmao
i feel bad a dued from the same area read this nd was like shit my gf told me she was at the store
Wouldn't you just love to type: hey I am the guy your whore girlfriend is blowing.
All the comments just prove that guys can't handle being played at their own game.
I would have told her to do the lying herself. We need more people with half an ounce of dignity.
Who cares if you know the area code. I hate the dbag that says 'oh that is classic Dumbfuckville, hahaha lolz, shit is so crazy there, and I would know!'
Sounds like my friday nights
Classic, Alan haha
Because men are fucking awesome? Stupid cunt go suck someones dick.
Looks like 1:26's loser ass got cheated on haha
That is just sad
That's just classy:) I wish I got that
Kill her. Just kidding.
Why would the guy getting the bj bust her out? Don't you think he wants this bj option available to him in the future? As a prolific sender of such texts while the gf or wife goes down on me, I can tell you, busting her out is the last thing on his mind:)
I love fucking animals and cumming in their hairy asses!!!
3:01 relax they were talking about in the future when she does become a mom
lol @ 7:23
Funny, I never knew slapping a woman got you 10 years...and apparently there are no women in prison for spousal abuse?? Interesting.
I don't care about the negative comments. neither happened to me and it's hilarious
7:23: While we are on the topic of the English language, I don't think that happes is a word. Make sure you are perfect next time you want to go around correcting people.
Its happening to your GF right now.........
Get it grlllll
are you sure thats what she said? I mean I hope she had a mouth full. and you cant really read lips in a situation like that
10:58 stfu. Sluts are awesome, your just a dirty cunt that doesn't get any dick and is jelous of whores taking you cock away from you.
Stupid fucking cunt whore bitch I want to kill girls like that. Just wanna rip their fuckin hearts out and shove em down their throats. I hate sluts!!!!
Why is it that when a girl cheats on her man
she is a whore/slut/bitch etc. But when a
guy cheats "bro code" comes into effect and
no on calls him an asshole/dick?
seriously..... lol double standard much?
-.- what a whore
10:14 oh my god! I love that movie!!
Should have sent him a pic of his girl on the job
Shell be a horrible mother? You can't get preggo from sucking a dick, dumbass.
7:23 that was a run on sentence ya douche. Correct yourself
Well why can a woman beat the shiiiiit out of her husband with a gold club and ppl say you poor thing but when guy slaps his woman he gets 10 years? Life isn't fair bitch.
still she's on her knees and scotty doesn't know
Why are people typing "horrible"?
Yeah she is a cheating slut but what does the guy getting the blow job care
Good for you br
Cus it could be your girl...or your sis
Holy crap you are a douchebag! If the girls you know knew you said that, you'd never get laid again.
Total piece of shit whore. And this happens more then people think or know. Our society is doomed.
If that's the reason why society is doomed then we've been fucked since humans started having monogamous relationships. Adultery has been around for a very very long time.
Great for the guy, sux for the bf
U should have told him was rlly going on
I'm with you 9:48!
That's priceless. She's a true whore
Haha that's great
Why are women called sluts when they cheat and guys get the bro code? Well why can a woman beat the shiiiiit out of her husband with a gold club and ppl say you poor thing he probably deserved it but when guy slaps his woman he gets 10 years? Life isn't fair bitch.
2:43 it wouldn't be cheating if he dumped her bf lmao
That's awesome lol
2:43 it's not cheating if your not going out with them you dumbfuck!
Haha love it 407 bro gotta love whorelando