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  • 27 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:28pm
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    People need to stop being whores. Whores! - Madge

  • 25 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:38pm
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    Gimme a peice gimme a peice if that kit kat bar chocolatey tastes really tastes great now break me off a peice if that kit kat bar

  • 25 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:50pm
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    i have fairy god parents and they dont give me shit.

  • 27 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 2:50pm
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    Giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, chocolate shake!

  • 24 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 2:30pm
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    Yes because if I had fairy godparents, the first thing I would ask for is a Kit Kat. Gotta love crazy people. :)

  • 25 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:34pm
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    Kit kats are my favorite thing to eat when I am high

  • 22 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:17pm
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    Screw kit kats, give me some real food.

  • 22 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:40pm
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    Thank you, Madge. I totally agree 

  • 20 14
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:11pm
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    im pretty sure your mom is sold at gas stations..

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:10pm
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    Pretty sure you don't need fucking fairy god parents to get a kit kat. Think they sell them at gas stations.

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 1:00am
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    I POSTED THISSS <3!!!

  • 21 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:53pm
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    I'd love that... My gf would be here... All 7 of then, fully nude, horny as fuck...

  • 25 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:01pm
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    I feel obligated to say first. Haha

  • 21 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:33pm
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    That's badLY, moron...

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:37pm
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    10:08; farmvile = <3

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 10:08pm
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    In farmville we don't need fairy godparents cuz we r all so happy posting texts. -farmer from farmville

  • 21 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:32pm
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    So funny. I wanted a diet coke so badly one drunken evening I gave my neighbor 2 Xanax bars for a can.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 7:02pm
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    haha marcus is this yours?

  • 19 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:56pm
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    Hahaha I love how the day that they want fairy god parents in order to have a kit Kay. They don't just merely sah that they want a kit Kay... Lmao

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:09pm
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    someone is high as fuck

  • 22 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:05pm
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    LOL I watching that show right know yeah I'm 13 don't blame me

  • 21 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 12:43am
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    damnit i want one too!

  • 19 20
    Submitted by bzlztz on Jul 10, 10 at 8:19am
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    im watching Fairly Oddparents high as balllzzz right now. its amazing...i feel you dude....

  • 19 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:28pm
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    Charles Rutherford just got a call from your parents and the want you to eat normal food....meth mouth

  • 21 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 9:49pm
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    In soviet russia Fairy God parents want you!

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:36am
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    want a Three Musketeers and a Charleston Chew, cold and fresh out of the freezer

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 6:16pm
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    Trading pics hot horny girl- four four three seven nine one six nine five two

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