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  • Yes, but you've got to work into it. Start by picking your nose. Then go into a lean like you just farted and then cup it and bring it to your own face. Then look extremely pleased with yourself and relaxed, like your roommate just made apple pie or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:37pm
  • Why not put on a leotard and do the single ladies dance. Seems to be the natural reaction now when someone is near a webcam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Porno pot? Sounds fun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:24am
  • Go 518 haha upstate NY = awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Whoa hostility. Whatever. This text cracked me up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:14am
  • mandatory. yes indeed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:27pm
  • wow yall are tards its funny, its free, and its still not good enough for you i would almost bet you are the idiots who bitch if a porno pot dosnt make sense lighten up and try not to be such a douch just enjoy it damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:53am
  • First!! Yes u should

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Fantastic. Awesome entry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:07am
  • 2:37 your an idiot. Gtfo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:08pm
  • Upstate New York is for pimps!!! Its awesome!!!

    Submitted by MikeBunz on Nov 10, 11 at 3:10pm
  • you even have to ask?

    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 10:26pm
  • you should either poop on him or fuck him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:41pm
  • This made me laugh :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:33am
  • I rarely say this, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:14pm
  • Wow dumbass 805. Tfln are about texts that are funny. They don't fucking HAVE to be from LAST night. Stop bitching because none if your friends are funny enough to write somthing like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:27pm
  • you should do something far more absurd than that my friend. life is full of wasted oppurtunities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I'm with 2:08. wtf is a poop face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:46pm
  • only if you wanna be a super douche

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:04pm
  • 8:05 try pulling that thorn outta ur ass before u speak again... Or better yet, GO DIE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Ya why wouldn't you lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:23am
  • 8:27 and 11:31.... 8:05 is FUCKIN RIGHT YOU RETARDS this site is getting dumber and dumber what happened to the main purpose of it? texts from last night...ummm yeah think about that one and YOU go fuckin die

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Hahahaha, yes you should!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:39am
  • How is this a text from LAST NIGHT? Do you magically have overnight classes? If so who did you text this to? Mods shouldn't have posted this, then again you probably blow one of the developers or Tucker Max so you can post here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Yes!

    Submitted by soccer10186 on May 20, 11 at 2:55pm