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  • 95 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:37pm

    Yes, but you've got to work into it. Start by picking your nose. Then go into a lean like you just farted and then cup it and bring it to your own face. Then look extremely pleased with yourself and relaxed, like your roommate just made apple pie or something.

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:27pm

    Why not put on a leotard and do the single ladies dance. Seems to be the natural reaction now when someone is near a webcam.

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:24am

    Porno pot? Sounds fun

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:27pm

    mandatory. yes indeed!

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 9:15pm

    Go 518 haha upstate NY = awesome

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:33am

    This made me laugh :)

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:01pm

    First!! Yes u should

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:14am

    Whoa hostility. Whatever. This text cracked me up.

  • 49 55
    Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 20, 10 at 10:26pm

    you even have to ask?

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:08pm

    2:37 your an idiot. Gtfo

  • 36 31
    Submitted by MikeBunz on Nov 10, 11 at 3:10pm

    Upstate New York is for pimps!!! Its awesome!!!

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:07am

    Fantastic. Awesome entry.

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 4:53am

    wow yall are tards its funny, its free, and its still not good enough for you i would almost bet you are the idiots who bitch if a porno pot dosnt make sense lighten up and try not to be such a douch just enjoy it damn

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:14pm

    I rarely say this, but these pretzels are making me thirsty.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 6:46pm

    I'm with 2:08. wtf is a poop face?

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:41pm

    you should either poop on him or fuck him

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:27pm

    Wow dumbass 805. Tfln are about texts that are funny. They don't fucking HAVE to be from LAST night. Stop bitching because none if your friends are funny enough to write somthing like this.

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:23am

    Ya why wouldn't you lol

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:42pm

    you should do something far more absurd than that my friend. life is full of wasted oppurtunities

  • 61 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:04pm

    only if you wanna be a super douche

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:31pm

    8:05 try pulling that thorn outta ur ass before u speak again... Or better yet, GO DIE

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:39am

    Hahahaha, yes you should!

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:34pm

    8:27 and 11:31.... 8:05 is FUCKIN RIGHT YOU RETARDS this site is getting dumber and dumber what happened to the main purpose of it? texts from last night...ummm yeah think about that one and YOU go fuckin die

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:05pm

    How is this a text from LAST NIGHT? Do you magically have overnight classes? If so who did you text this to? Mods shouldn't have posted this, then again you probably blow one of the developers or Tucker Max so you can post here...

  • 26 67
    Submitted by soccer10186 on May 20, 11 at 2:55pm

    Yes!