We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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sounds like a top ten night, so stop complaining.. you still have beer to drink.
Maybe they are locked in because they are still so fucked up they can't figure out how to work the door...
to make this lame text sound better, say beer can in a british accent so it sounds like you're also saying bacon in a jamaican accent.
WIN. Sounds like an amazing night.
Sounds too try hard- obv fake!
Locked in from the inside? So fake.
Sounds fake. Not a top 10
Yeahh... I'm callin fake on this
That's the way to do it!
An awkward morning beats a boring night.