Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
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Im 6'3" and i could surely make one in those containers. The problem is i dont have the guts to do it and in NY?
Windshield bins sit on the ground around here.
Hm. So that's why my windshield is smeared and sticky.
was her face in a sucking motion??
Sorry about your lack of height there fun size. Don't be mad that I tower over your child like ass. And I beleive the post at 3:32PM disproves your theory that NO ONE cares dipshit. Besides, it totally fit here to mention my height. So don't worry, the growth spurt will happen when you hit puberty.
gotta love new hampshire.
Well this sounds incredibly fake. I'm 6' 4" and I would need to stand on something or have an amazing skeet shot to make it into the squeegee thing. I call bullshit. Who pops at a gas station anyways?
gotta love NH kids
Sorry, 4:13PM. But you're totally wrong. Tall guys drive me crazy... I'm 5'10" so when I find a guy that's 6 inches taller than me... that is hot as hellllll.
Enjoy your height 2:59, because I certainly do.
- The Original 3:32
I get that a lot. And never get sick of it.
YEEEAHHH LIVE FREE OR DIEEEE hahah
2:59 haha I love it!
gas stations turn you on THAT much.. bull...
yea the bins are on the ground by me as well but regardless hahaha still funny...although guys got some life jizzin in a gasstation windshield bin hahaha
haha yeeah new hampshire
I love being from new hampshire :)
what soccer mom is out that late anyways?? faaaake
7:22 who said it was late? coulda been 7 PM for all we know...
This would happen in New Hampshire..
Lol 9:28 me too *high fives* and this is funny
It makes me sad inside when I realize that I do not have the mental fortitude to abstain for long enough to build up a shot that could make it into the pillar mounted squeegee dispensary. And I'm 6'2". By Day 3 I'm feeling all shaky like I have the DT's, and I have to go jerk off in the bathroom at work.
hahaha. new hampshire area code.
Napoleon syndrome 4:13... Probably afraid of your own homosexuality as well...
1. Squeegees are on the ground, i live in nh
2. YES New Hampshire im just so proud of you