You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
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These comments make me uncomfortable.
ahaha This txt is from my best friend :D
His teachings will live forever
Uncle_badtouch I bet you also like giving rimjobs to homeless guys.
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Dahhmm he smart!
An education from Yale will do that for you.
I agree machanicaldoll
What a great idea!
Hey that's my area code woo!!!
Mmmmm uncle. Is it a Gatorade bottle?
I've got a product that you can place in your ass
I love when I'm fucking a girl from behind and she didn't wipe good and I can smell it. Makes me cum so hard