you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
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3:27, florida isnt a waste of land, its the dick of america!(:
these fake "you were so drunk" texts get more and more pathetic
HAHAHA! I love this!
panhandle of florida. destin area.
Florida, you're a waste of land, but good for a laugh.
I want to be a corndog monster.
...I think I love you
-Ese Lucky Locs
4:38 you probably are 14 and get drunk off of 3 wine coolers
@3:40.. then stop getting on this website or find a sense of humor regardless if something is real or not...fuckin tool.
didn't happen and stupid
@9:25 you're a dumbass. I live in destin, that's the Santa rosa, okaloosa, and escambia counties area code
that's the bay county area code too
Yeaaaaah Florida! :)
8:55 this whole website is more or less based on those "your so drunk" txt, so fuck off. I so could see my friends doing this
@ 9:25. Try i live in Fort Walton Beach, a whole 5 minutes from Destin, and i have an 850 area code. so go eat a dick douchebag.
Corn dog monsters are tasty monsters....not like those smog monsters
725 fuck u cause ur not first!!! Like wat!!!
please tell me this is one of my friends back on pns beach hahaha :) love you and can't wait to see you over break!!
also... 9:25 you are a dumb ass... from tally all the way to bama is 850... that includes destin, ft. walton, gulf breeze, and pensacola (etc.) so suck it
Not even, I AM THE CORNDOG MASTER!
Hahaha. The things that happen on Pensacola Beach...
First fuckbags hahahaha
Panhandle of Florida..? Destin? Try Tallahassee. A whole 3 hours away.
This shit is fake I'm sick and tired of make believe texts there annoing as hell and whoever writes then are pathetic losers!!!!
Must be in fl. It's fucking December!