So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
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Trust me, if it went well with a stripper, $2 is insignificant. Last time I had a good time with a stripper, it cost me $1,500. Does that mean I paid for sex.......well I suppose it does. Do I care.....FUCK NO!
Oh, I get it! It's funny because he considered sleeping with a stripper important enough to spend two dollars on a text, so he could brag to his friend!
The only time it doesn't go well with a stripper is when you don't pay up.
If I had a nickle..
Oh I get it! It's funny because he probably had sexual relations with a stripper and was willing to spend an excessive amount of money to inform his friend!
Well done, sir. You've successfully bedded a whore. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're an American that can pull her out of the horrid life she's in.
He's telling his friend he's out of the country. I thought it was more of a "my night was so epic that I'm now on another continent" text.
This is probably fake. Why would he be telling his friend he's out the country if his friend knew that he had been with a stripper.
Makes no sense.
Ya that's why it rocks to be American..... Duh
Way to go 9:05, you sucessfully managed to bring politics into a meaningless sex joke.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
how exactly did a Columbus, Ohio area code end up out of the country? must have been a helluva party.
Why is everybody in my area code a whore or a man-whore??