the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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I'm pretty sure 4:04/4:20 "went to Yale" in the sense that he visited the campus once. Otherwise, there is no explanation for his inability to recognize the humor of a redundant statement made by a drunk person (except, possibly being a sociopath which maybe indicated by his invalid hierarchical views on education). Also, the text in no way constituted a math problem, simplistic or otherwise. If you were looking to stimulate your intellect, why did you choose to read TFLN?
Don't knock public schools.
Dollar beer night is good. However, homemade Peppar Vodka wins friends and influences people. It is strong, tasty, and in the right bottle Impressive.
people die if they are killed
haha I sent that text.. weird..
4:04 chilllll out maynn
god i miss the ritz on monday nights. :(
why the fuck cant the 954 have a bar with dollar newcastles on monday night.
jacksonvilles never been hotter with the jacksonville suns!
good one, steinburg.
4:06 is right, tipping is especially important on dollar beer nights.
I went to public school and now I'm at harvard... so basically 4:04 is a douche.
probably a thirsty thursday @ the suns game.
Thanks, John Madden!
have i been so high as to never notice the ritz had dollar newcastles?
word to dollar beer nights! represent for the 904! was it dollar newcastles at the ritz? ha.
only in jacksonville.
so much needless hate get lives guys
ritz bitch. newcastle yummy
stupidest text ever why would they even put this on............... stupid
nope it was the ritz and i was blitzed!
i know the guy who this text is based on, and he's smarter than the text implies.
though only a little.
ahhh jacksonville's finest...
i bet 404 is 12. who else would be that much of a shitass?
Not many 12 year olds are as retardedly annoying as 4:04
cain and ables! yay dollar beer night in austin, tx!
And then you wake up next to two hot chicks in the morning.
The obvious is obvious.
Yeah dollar beer night would suck if beer was $2 on 1$ beer night!
i laughed out loud at this text.
The possibilities are endless :)
yea i was just about to say it was most likely thirsty thursday at the suns game. in which case you dont have to tip and can get 8 beers with 8 dollars
Hey, both 4:12s - didn't we set you straight on this issue? If you tend bar in a place that's shitty enough to have dollar beer night, you're not getting a tip unless you shine my shoes. Or my cock.
Jesus Christ genius, take you a while to figure that one out, I'll bet you went to Public school, hell did you even go to college?
If I have $8 and its $1 for a beer how many can I have?
I'm happy you agree that both 4:12s are right. It takes a big man to admit they are a douche.
404 if you're going to insult someone based on their education you might want to use correct grammar. just saying..
I am 4:04 and both 4:12's are right, sorry simple math like this rubs me the wrong way, oh and 4:12, good for you, I went to Andover and Yale though.
The answer to 4:04's question is 6 beer's, you still need to tip!
Genius in its brevity.
I also went to public school, graduated number one in both written and oral speech aspects at Cornell, and am an attorney in two states.
4:04 can lick the left side of my right nut.
4:04 run on sentence
If they were speaking of a Tuesday night, sounds like they were headed to Tom and Betty's on Roosevelt... Dollar beers and ladies drink free?
4:04 Tax or no tax? The obvious answer with no tax is 8. Yale my ass.
Is 10:05 Andy Bernard?
I'll go to dollar beer night just to spill cheap beer all over the bar and watch you servants mop it up. With a smile.