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  • I'm pretty sure 4:04/4:20 "went to Yale" in the sense that he visited the campus once. Otherwise, there is no explanation for his inability to recognize the humor of a redundant statement made by a drunk person (except, possibly being a sociopath which maybe indicated by his invalid hierarchical views on education). Also, the text in no way constituted a math problem, simplistic or otherwise. If you were looking to stimulate your intellect, why did you choose to read TFLN? Don't knock public schools.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:15pm
  • people die if they are killed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Dollar beer night is good. However, homemade Peppar Vodka wins friends and influences people. It is strong, tasty, and in the right bottle Impressive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:05pm
  • haha I sent that text.. weird..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:31pm
  • 4:04 chilllll out maynn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:09pm
  • god i miss the ritz on monday nights. :( why the fuck cant the 954 have a bar with dollar newcastles on monday night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:51am
  • good one, steinburg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:04pm
  • probably a thirsty thursday @ the suns game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:21pm
  • 4:06 is right, tipping is especially important on dollar beer nights. I went to public school and now I'm at harvard... so basically 4:04 is a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Thanks, John Madden!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:40pm
  • ritz bitch. newcastle yummy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:29pm
  • have i been so high as to never notice the ritz had dollar newcastles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:14pm
  • only in jacksonville.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:52am
  • stupidest text ever why would they even put this on............... stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:40pm
  • word to dollar beer nights! represent for the 904! was it dollar newcastles at the ritz? ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:54pm
  • so much needless hate get lives guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:30pm
  • nope it was the ritz and i was blitzed!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:28pm
  • jacksonvilles never been hotter with the jacksonville suns!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:14am
  • i know the guy who this text is based on, and he's smarter than the text implies. though only a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:13pm
  • Not many 12 year olds are as retardedly annoying as 4:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:36pm
  • i bet 404 is 12. who else would be that much of a shitass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:18pm
  • ahhh jacksonville's finest...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:50pm
  • cain and ables! yay dollar beer night in austin, tx!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:04pm
  • i laughed out loud at this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:33am
  • And then you wake up next to two hot chicks in the morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 10:01pm
  • The obvious is obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Yeah dollar beer night would suck if beer was $2 on 1$ beer night!

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jul 10, 11 at 3:20am
  • Jesus Christ genius, take you a while to figure that one out, I'll bet you went to Public school, hell did you even go to college? If I have $8 and its $1 for a beer how many can I have?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:04pm
  • The possibilities are endless :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:32pm
  • yea i was just about to say it was most likely thirsty thursday at the suns game. in which case you dont have to tip and can get 8 beers with 8 dollars

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:32pm
  • 4:04 run on sentence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Hey, both 4:12s - didn't we set you straight on this issue? If you tend bar in a place that's shitty enough to have dollar beer night, you're not getting a tip unless you shine my shoes. Or my cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:26pm
  • The answer to 4:04's question is 6 beer's, you still need to tip!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:12pm
  • I'm happy you agree that both 4:12s are right. It takes a big man to admit they are a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:25pm
  • I am 4:04 and both 4:12's are right, sorry simple math like this rubs me the wrong way, oh and 4:12, good for you, I went to Andover and Yale though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:20pm
  • 404 if you're going to insult someone based on their education you might want to use correct grammar. just saying..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Genius in its brevity. I also went to public school, graduated number one in both written and oral speech aspects at Cornell, and am an attorney in two states. 4:04 can lick the left side of my right nut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:05am
  • If they were speaking of a Tuesday night, sounds like they were headed to Tom and Betty's on Roosevelt... Dollar beers and ladies drink free?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 4:04 Tax or no tax? The obvious answer with no tax is 8. Yale my ass.

    Submitted by suntych on Jul 18, 11 at 3:18am
  • Is 10:05 Andy Bernard?

    Submitted by rubberchicken on Mar 22, 10 at 8:08pm
  • No shitz

    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Apr 3, 11 at 10:33pm
  • I'll go to dollar beer night just to spill cheap beer all over the bar and watch you servants mop it up. With a smile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:46pm
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