the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
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I'm pretty sure 4:04/4:20 "went to Yale" in the sense that he visited the campus once. Otherwise, there is no explanation for his inability to recognize the humor of a redundant statement made by a drunk person (except, possibly being a sociopath which maybe indicated by his invalid hierarchical views on education). Also, the text in no way constituted a math problem, simplistic or otherwise. If you were looking to stimulate your intellect, why did you choose to read TFLN?
Don't knock public schools.
people die if they are killed
Dollar beer night is good. However, homemade Peppar Vodka wins friends and influences people. It is strong, tasty, and in the right bottle Impressive.
haha I sent that text.. weird..
god i miss the ritz on monday nights. :(
why the fuck cant the 954 have a bar with dollar newcastles on monday night.
4:04 chilllll out maynn
jacksonvilles never been hotter with the jacksonville suns!
good one, steinburg.
probably a thirsty thursday @ the suns game.
word to dollar beer nights! represent for the 904! was it dollar newcastles at the ritz? ha.
4:06 is right, tipping is especially important on dollar beer nights.
I went to public school and now I'm at harvard... so basically 4:04 is a douche.
have i been so high as to never notice the ritz had dollar newcastles?
only in jacksonville.
ritz bitch. newcastle yummy
stupidest text ever why would they even put this on............... stupid
so much needless hate get lives guys
nope it was the ritz and i was blitzed!
Thanks, John Madden!
i know the guy who this text is based on, and he's smarter than the text implies.
though only a little.
ahhh jacksonville's finest...
i bet 404 is 12. who else would be that much of a shitass?
cain and ables! yay dollar beer night in austin, tx!
Not many 12 year olds are as retardedly annoying as 4:04
The obvious is obvious.
And then you wake up next to two hot chicks in the morning.
Yeah dollar beer night would suck if beer was $2 on 1$ beer night!
The possibilities are endless :)
i laughed out loud at this text.
yea i was just about to say it was most likely thirsty thursday at the suns game. in which case you dont have to tip and can get 8 beers with 8 dollars
Jesus Christ genius, take you a while to figure that one out, I'll bet you went to Public school, hell did you even go to college?
If I have $8 and its $1 for a beer how many can I have?
Hey, both 4:12s - didn't we set you straight on this issue? If you tend bar in a place that's shitty enough to have dollar beer night, you're not getting a tip unless you shine my shoes. Or my cock.
404 if you're going to insult someone based on their education you might want to use correct grammar. just saying..
I'm happy you agree that both 4:12s are right. It takes a big man to admit they are a douche.
I am 4:04 and both 4:12's are right, sorry simple math like this rubs me the wrong way, oh and 4:12, good for you, I went to Andover and Yale though.
The answer to 4:04's question is 6 beer's, you still need to tip!
Genius in its brevity.
I also went to public school, graduated number one in both written and oral speech aspects at Cornell, and am an attorney in two states.
4:04 can lick the left side of my right nut.
4:04 run on sentence
If they were speaking of a Tuesday night, sounds like they were headed to Tom and Betty's on Roosevelt... Dollar beers and ladies drink free?
4:04 Tax or no tax? The obvious answer with no tax is 8. Yale my ass.
Is 10:05 Andy Bernard?
I'll go to dollar beer night just to spill cheap beer all over the bar and watch you servants mop it up. With a smile.