shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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this made me laugh out louddd.
its probably the wrong contact,dumbfuck. i do that all the time with atouch screen you can accidentally press the contact above the intended one so, no, it's not fake, and you're a tool for pointing it out even if it was.
I was supposed to get this text.... we were having a party. and my one friends was eating all my ranch dip... so my other freind snuck away to hide it behind the stuffed rooster on top my fridge because my friend that was eating it all is too short to find it there. And the person who sent this text sent it to the other person she was texting at the time. So it all makes perfect sence... sorta. And it was ranch powder.. so it couldn't go bad.
The hilarity of these texts are ALWAYS multiplied 10 fold when it's sent to a wrong number. If it just said pick up milk, and was a wrong number it would TFLN worthy.
My friend called this girl once and thought it was his mom. Funniest thing EVER!!
Wrong I found it and ate it all
That was delicious ranch powder...sorry I was eating it all....i was drunkish. Can I buy you a new jar to make it up to you. Lol
Least he didn't hide it in his anus
Yeah, nothing says awesome morning quite like some ranch dip that sat out all night.
Hahaha he probably meant to text 410...
Hahaha that's pretty funny
6:07 Just happened as I read this.
Ok how do you text a wrong number? When was the last time any of you texted anyone that wasn't already a saved contact...fake...but funny.
hahahahahaha this is the best ever
This is the funniest TFLN I've ever read....imagine receiving this text! Ahhh I laugh every time I read it
September 19, 2009 6:07PM
I do quite often. I tend to memorize numbers so people don't see my contacts if they go through my phone.
i was thinking the same thing 11:51