It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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I almost kept a straight face while reading this..almost ;)
Hahaha priceless!! I would not be able to contain my laughter in court if this were me
Oh 717..we almost sound intelligent. Almost.
Wow people take this shit wayyyy to serious!
HAHAHAHA! ohhh gosh the best one on here ever :)
YYEESSS that's awesome!! lmfao
So Thomas Jefferson wrote The Declaration Independence when he was one? That guy was really smart.
I highly doubt that the officer took his claim seriously. The officer probably chalked it up to the dude being drunk, jackass.
Too bad that's the year he wrote the declaration of independence, I doubt be did it as a baby.
Best one I've read
I can't stop laught
did the hold you in contempt..or hit you with false info to the police?...or are you just full of shit and they ran your prints when you wouldn't present id.... you've never been arrested before have you
your that one guy that nobody would give you a well deserved ass beating because everyone knew you'd be a bitch and sue after