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  • Submitted by heiress21 on Aug 6, 11 at 9:56am

    I almost kept a straight face while reading this..almost ;)

  • Submitted by funzo on Aug 6, 11 at 10:29am

    pure awesomeness

  • Submitted by tayacb on Aug 6, 11 at 12:29pm

    Hahaha priceless!! I would not be able to contain my laughter in court if this were me

  • Submitted by sugar_30 on Aug 6, 11 at 11:18am

    Oh 717..we almost sound intelligent. Almost.

  • Submitted by shhhhhhH on Aug 6, 11 at 10:53am


  • Submitted by TootsieRoll on Aug 6, 11 at 10:54pm

    Wow people take this shit wayyyy to serious!

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    Submitted by Bekah13 on Aug 6, 11 at 12:54pm

    F'en hilarious!

  • Submitted by xchantelxxmariex on Aug 12, 11 at 1:04am

    HAHAHAHA! ohhh gosh the best one on here ever :)

  • Submitted by welliott on Aug 10, 11 at 11:37pm

    YYEESSS that's awesome!! lmfao

  • Submitted by nerdout270 on Aug 31, 11 at 1:36am

    So Thomas Jefferson wrote The Declaration Independence when he was one? That guy was really smart.

  • Submitted by huskerfan9287 on Aug 7, 11 at 3:00pm

    I highly doubt that the officer took his claim seriously. The officer probably chalked it up to the dude being drunk, jackass.

  • Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Aug 6, 11 at 1:35pm

    Too bad that's the year he wrote the declaration of independence, I doubt be did it as a baby.

  • Submitted by noodles95 on Aug 6, 11 at 11:51pm

    Best one I've read

  • Submitted by shannonbrophy on Aug 9, 11 at 2:24am

    I can't stop laught

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  • Submitted by nunubeest on Aug 6, 11 at 4:38pm

    did the hold you in contempt..or hit you with false info to the police?...or are you just full of shit and they ran your prints when you wouldn't present id.... you've never been arrested before have you

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      Submitted by buck06 on Sep 25, 11 at 2:53pm

      your that one guy that nobody would give you a well deserved ass beating because everyone knew you'd be a bitch and sue after