hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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12:01, you are a fucking retard. People from Germany don't speak Germish, they speak German.
<----owns Ruth S. Noel's "Languages of Tolkien's Middle Earth." I was that chick in highschool. Strange things happen to teenage girls whose parents won't let them leave the house much.... Mara meldors!
That is the most awesome thing I have ever heard.
dwarvish.... jeez people, get it right!!
I'd say SCORE if the chick looked anything like Liv Tyler's Arwen, but that's just not realistic. Hell, I would fuck the shit out of Arwen, and I'm a straight woman. XD
I'm learning. <3 I love being a cute nerd. And it's elven dumbass.
12:01 - no, but if you actually bothered to read the books you would see that the language is referred to as elven, but you would speak elvish...
I can write in dwarf... Why can I never find people like that... lol
no, you would speak elvish, the language is elven...
-ring on my.... "finger" ( )
-Elvish lord of the rings fetish ( check )
-Dwarven "rituals" ( )
wat up 631!! holla longisland suffolk!!
it's funny to read the comments and see these nerds arguing over the elf language
elfish is the archaic form of the word elvish... the one Tolkien preferred.
It's Elvish, douchebag.
You can all fuck each others dwarven assholes with your dwarven dicks.
yay strong island. <3
@ 1130... He's saying it WAS his fantasy in 8th grade. Get over yourself.
You want a check that speaks quenya, hit me up ;)
Something that is of the elves would be elvan, something of the dwarfs is dwarven, howerever you speak elvish or dwarvish. Honestly poeply, read the books (Elvan is a describtive word)
The books are for the extra nerdy nerds. This is so they can feel superior to the rest of the nerds. First best and last.
Tolkien's languages are constructed, not nonexistent. They have grammar and adequate vocabulary to be spoken and written. And I clearly need to move to New York. Quetin eldalambë.
its a recognized language, for real, by oxford dictionary
So we all speak english, 11:45 is our language called englen?
Why is everyone fighting over whether it's elvish or elfish? (iPhone auto corrects to elvish btw) But I want to know how The fact that someone speaks a nonexistent language is lost to you all
ha i had ruths red book too. shame i never meet chicks like that when i go out. what a guy got to do to meet a chick than can conjugate high-elven
Defenately elven....anyways...buy the ring..NOW!!
Thats kinda awesome.
Don't hate on eight grader just because we are smarter than dickhead college students.
Oh yeah shove it up my elven pussy!
They even wrote books!!!!!'
Ooh gimme her # jk but I want to learn it!!
Wtf suffolk? Seriously?!?
Hooked up with an 8th grader? I guess we know where the pedobear is. And where Chris hansen needs to be.
Wow I met a girl that claimed this, I hope it's the same girl because if there are 2 out there this world is sadder than I imagined.
i once got fucked in the ass by an elf!