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  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:53am

    12:01, you are a fucking retard. People from Germany don't speak Germish, they speak German.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:07pm

    It's Elvish, douchebag.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:50am

    <----owns Ruth S. Noel's "Languages of Tolkien's Middle Earth." I was that chick in highschool. Strange things happen to teenage girls whose parents won't let them leave the house much.... Mara meldors!

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:54pm

    no, you would speak elvish, the language is elven...

  • 51 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:25pm

    dwarvish.... jeez people, get it right!!

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:11am

    I'd say SCORE if the chick looked anything like Liv Tyler's Arwen, but that's just not realistic. Hell, I would fuck the shit out of Arwen, and I'm a straight woman. XD

  • 43 43
    Submitted by lostinadream on Jun 18, 10 at 7:41pm

    I'm learning. <3 I love being a cute nerd. And it's elven dumbass.

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:14am

    12:01 - no, but if you actually bothered to read the books you would see that the language is referred to as elven, but you would speak elvish...

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:51am

    Tolkien's languages are constructed, not nonexistent. They have grammar and adequate vocabulary to be spoken and written. And I clearly need to move to New York. Quetin eldalambë.

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:04am

    elfish is the archaic form of the word elvish... the one Tolkien preferred.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:14am

    -ring on my.... "finger" ( ) -Elvish lord of the rings fetish ( check ) -Dwarven "rituals" ( )

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:07pm

    ha i had ruths red book too. shame i never meet chicks like that when i go out. what a guy got to do to meet a chick than can conjugate high-elven

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:14pm

    I can write in dwarf... Why can I never find people like that... lol

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:29am

    wat up 631!! holla longisland suffolk!!

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:01am

    The books are for the extra nerdy nerds. This is so they can feel superior to the rest of the nerds. First best and last. -chuckLe

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:10am

    Oh yeah shove it up my elven pussy!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:03pm

    That is the most awesome thing I have ever heard.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:51pm

    Defenately elven....anyways...buy the ring..NOW!!

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:30am

    Don't hate on eight grader just because we are smarter than dickhead college students.

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:04am

    its a recognized language, for real, by oxford dictionary

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:55am

    Why is everyone fighting over whether it's elvish or elfish? (iPhone auto corrects to elvish btw) But I want to know how The fact that someone speaks a nonexistent language is lost to you all

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:51pm

    Thats kinda awesome.

  • 28 34
    Submitted by wowsoamazing on Apr 12, 11 at 10:10pm

    it's funny to read the comments and see these nerds arguing over the elf language

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:02am

    You can all fuck each others dwarven assholes with your dwarven dicks.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:57am

    You want a check that speaks quenya, hit me up ;) Something that is of the elves would be elvan, something of the dwarfs is dwarven, howerever you speak elvish or dwarvish. Honestly poeply, read the books (Elvan is a describtive word)

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:59am

    They even wrote books!!!!!'

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:55pm

    yay strong island. <3

  • 34 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 5:27pm

    @ 1130... He's saying it WAS his fantasy in 8th grade. Get over yourself.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:08am

    Ooh gimme her # jk but I want to learn it!!

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:13pm

    Wtf suffolk? Seriously?!?

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:11am

    i once got fucked in the ass by an elf!

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:01am

    So we all speak english, 11:45 is our language called englen?

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:59pm

    Wow I met a girl that claimed this, I hope it's the same girl because if there are 2 out there this world is sadder than I imagined.

  • 37 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:50am

    Hooked up with an 8th grader? I guess we know where the pedobear is. And where Chris hansen needs to be.