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  • 12:01, you are a fucking retard. People from Germany don't speak Germish, they speak German.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:53am
  • That is the most awesome thing I have ever heard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:03pm
  • <----owns Ruth S. Noel's "Languages of Tolkien's Middle Earth." I was that chick in highschool. Strange things happen to teenage girls whose parents won't let them leave the house much.... Mara meldors!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:50am
  • dwarvish.... jeez people, get it right!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:25pm
  • I'd say SCORE if the chick looked anything like Liv Tyler's Arwen, but that's just not realistic. Hell, I would fuck the shit out of Arwen, and I'm a straight woman. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:11am
  • 12:01 - no, but if you actually bothered to read the books you would see that the language is referred to as elven, but you would speak elvish...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:14am
  • I'm learning. <3 I love being a cute nerd. And it's elven dumbass.

    Submitted by lostinadream on Jun 18, 10 at 7:41pm
  • -ring on my.... "finger" ( ) -Elvish lord of the rings fetish ( check ) -Dwarven "rituals" ( )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 5:14am
  • I can write in dwarf... Why can I never find people like that... lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:14pm
  • no, you would speak elvish, the language is elven...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:54pm
  • It's Elvish, douchebag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 9:07pm
  • it's funny to read the comments and see these nerds arguing over the elf language

    Submitted by wowsoamazing on Apr 12, 11 at 10:10pm
  • wat up 631!! holla longisland suffolk!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:29am
  • You can all fuck each others dwarven assholes with your dwarven dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:02am
  • elfish is the archaic form of the word elvish... the one Tolkien preferred.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:04am
  • yay strong island. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:55pm
  • @ 1130... He's saying it WAS his fantasy in 8th grade. Get over yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 5:27pm
  • The books are for the extra nerdy nerds. This is so they can feel superior to the rest of the nerds. First best and last. -chuckLe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:01am
  • You want a check that speaks quenya, hit me up ;) Something that is of the elves would be elvan, something of the dwarfs is dwarven, howerever you speak elvish or dwarvish. Honestly poeply, read the books (Elvan is a describtive word)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:57am
  • its a recognized language, for real, by oxford dictionary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:04am
  • Tolkien's languages are constructed, not nonexistent. They have grammar and adequate vocabulary to be spoken and written. And I clearly need to move to New York. Quetin eldalambĂ«.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:51am
  • Why is everyone fighting over whether it's elvish or elfish? (iPhone auto corrects to elvish btw) But I want to know how The fact that someone speaks a nonexistent language is lost to you all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:55am
  • ha i had ruths red book too. shame i never meet chicks like that when i go out. what a guy got to do to meet a chick than can conjugate high-elven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 3:07pm
  • So we all speak english, 11:45 is our language called englen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:01am
  • Don't hate on eight grader just because we are smarter than dickhead college students.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 11:30am
  • Oh yeah shove it up my elven pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:10am
  • Thats kinda awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Defenately elven....anyways...buy the ring..NOW!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:51pm
  • They even wrote books!!!!!'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:59am
  • Ooh gimme her # jk but I want to learn it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:08am
  • Wtf suffolk? Seriously?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Hooked up with an 8th grader? I guess we know where the pedobear is. And where Chris hansen needs to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:50am
  • Wow I met a girl that claimed this, I hope it's the same girl because if there are 2 out there this world is sadder than I imagined.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 11:59pm
  • i once got fucked in the ass by an elf!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:11am
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