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  • In soviet Russia, Santa gives u head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Then why get on at all?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:34pm
  • haha thats fucking funny as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:20pm
  • White girls love to suck dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:35pm
  • 4:44 I'm gunna have to disagree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 1:36am
  • I think Santa would be more likely to give head than get it, no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:23pm
  • Fake, and if this is the person I know in the 970, I hate them for saying this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:12am
  • I don't understand why racial remarks had to be made in the first place. OP, sounds like you had a little too much SoCo while watching Christmas movies alone and passed out. Nice dream though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:38pm
  • I'm loving this! I'll be sure to let my fiance experience this. He deserves it:) He's a scrooge around the holidays so maybe it would make him look forward to them:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 8:55pm
  • "never in my life have i felt more like santa clause" ...so are you saying this is a feeling you experience often? weirdo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:19am
  • Why do ppl make up shit on TFLN.. I can't hardly stand getting on here anymore cause it's all bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:09pm
  • shut the fuck up 5:37 you ignorant racist prick. Get a life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:31pm
  • Hahahahaha been there broo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:29am
  • greatest Christmas ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Well I've got the cocoa and cookies part down....damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:04pm
  • Santa gets head all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Did you thank your aunt Rose for the BJ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:55pm
  • definitely fake, but if its true kudos to you dudee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:34pm
  • I'd rather have a bottle of guiness and cookies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:03pm
  • No wonder they call him a jolly old elf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:56am
  • Haha 6:43 I was about to write the same thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Santa don't get head!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Hahahaha was it good....I mean the cookies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 4:02am
  • What's all the "first" stuff about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 3:22pm
  • Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:47pm
  • 2:55 black girls are better in everyway white women are big loose whores who don't bathe everyday.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:44pm
  • Black girls are better at it though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:55pm
  • why are people so quick to call fake?? I mean yeah, coz its soooo impossible to get head while eating and drinking.... oh wait, it isnt impossible!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:39pm
  • First loser! Cockgargler!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Were you wearing a santa hat? Maybe it would make your lie more interesting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Oh, i see you got a visit from tanya lockett out of clifton, colorado! Thats what she is into!!!! She loves giving head!!!!

    Submitted by dla4079 on Mar 21, 14 at 9:24pm
  • Ho ho ho

    Submitted by blunt_killa on Dec 7, 11 at 2:01pm
  • FIRRSSTT BIGITY-BITCHESSS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:15pm
  • you sound more like a ten year old..cookies and hot cocoa?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Black girls are stinky fat ass whores that are nothing but bitches. No wonder why the men who impregnate you leave.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:37pm
  • lol. you guys are silly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:58am
  • Shut the fuck up OP, no you didn't you lying fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:43pm
  • This may be fake but it's way too awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:05pm