Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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In soviet Russia, Santa gives u head
Then why get on at all?
haha thats fucking funny as hell
White girls love to suck dick
4:44 I'm gunna have to disagree.
I think Santa would be more likely to give head than get it, no?
Fake, and if this is the person I know in the 970, I hate them for saying this.
I don't understand why racial remarks had to be made in the first place. OP, sounds like you had a little too much SoCo while watching Christmas movies alone and passed out. Nice dream though.
I'm loving this! I'll be sure to let my fiance experience this. He deserves it:) He's a scrooge around the holidays so maybe it would make him look forward to them:)
"never in my life have i felt more like santa clause"
...so are you saying this is a feeling you experience often?
Why do ppl make up shit on TFLN.. I can't hardly stand getting on here anymore cause it's all bullshit.
shut the fuck up 5:37 you ignorant racist prick. Get a life.
Well I've got the cocoa and cookies part down....damn
Hahahahaha been there broo.
greatest Christmas ever
Santa gets head all the time.
Did you thank your aunt Rose for the BJ?
Santa don't get head!
definitely fake, but if its true kudos to you dudee
I'd rather have a bottle of guiness and cookies
No wonder they call him a jolly old elf
Haha 6:43 I was about to write the same thing!
Ho ho ho
Hahahaha was it good....I mean the cookies
What's all the "first" stuff about?
2:55 black girls are better in everyway white women are big loose whores who don't bathe everyday.
Black girls are better at it though
First loser! Cockgargler!
why are people so quick to call fake?? I mean yeah, coz its soooo impossible to get head while eating and drinking.... oh wait, it isnt impossible!!
Were you wearing a santa hat? Maybe it would make your lie more interesting.
Oh, i see you got a visit from tanya lockett out of clifton, colorado! Thats what she is into!!!! She loves giving head!!!!
you sound more like a ten year old..cookies and hot cocoa?
Black girls are stinky fat ass whores that are nothing but bitches. No wonder why the men who impregnate you leave.
lol. you guys are silly
Shut the fuck up OP, no you didn't you lying fucktard.
This may be fake but it's way too awesome.