Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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In soviet Russia, Santa gives u head
Then why get on at all?
White girls love to suck dick
haha thats fucking funny as hell
I don't understand why racial remarks had to be made in the first place. OP, sounds like you had a little too much SoCo while watching Christmas movies alone and passed out. Nice dream though.
I think Santa would be more likely to give head than get it, no?
4:44 I'm gunna have to disagree.
Fake, and if this is the person I know in the 970, I hate them for saying this.
I'm loving this! I'll be sure to let my fiance experience this. He deserves it:) He's a scrooge around the holidays so maybe it would make him look forward to them:)
"never in my life have i felt more like santa clause"
...so are you saying this is a feeling you experience often?
Why do ppl make up shit on TFLN.. I can't hardly stand getting on here anymore cause it's all bullshit.
shut the fuck up 5:37 you ignorant racist prick. Get a life.
Did you thank your aunt Rose for the BJ?
greatest Christmas ever
Hahahahaha been there broo.
Santa gets head all the time.
I'd rather have a bottle of guiness and cookies
Haha 6:43 I was about to write the same thing!
definitely fake, but if its true kudos to you dudee
Well I've got the cocoa and cookies part down....damn
Santa don't get head!
No wonder they call him a jolly old elf
Hahahaha was it good....I mean the cookies
Black girls are better at it though
2:55 black girls are better in everyway white women are big loose whores who don't bathe everyday.
What's all the "first" stuff about?
why are people so quick to call fake?? I mean yeah, coz its soooo impossible to get head while eating and drinking.... oh wait, it isnt impossible!!
First loser! Cockgargler!
Were you wearing a santa hat? Maybe it would make your lie more interesting.
Ho ho ho
you sound more like a ten year old..cookies and hot cocoa?
Oh, i see you got a visit from tanya lockett out of clifton, colorado! Thats what she is into!!!! She loves giving head!!!!
lol. you guys are silly
Black girls are stinky fat ass whores that are nothing but bitches. No wonder why the men who impregnate you leave.
Shut the fuck up OP, no you didn't you lying fucktard.
This may be fake but it's way too awesome.