i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?
My zip code? Pride man.
Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"
WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]
Funny text. Sad texter.
Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby
Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant.
Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D
I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY
are you retarded 8.14pm?
732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.
10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.
Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt
Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.
11.42 close but it's Brennan.
good morning starshine, the earth says hello!
Virtual ladies as well I presume
i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.
You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.
You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville
Wow. Hes not gettin laid.
Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..
Uh who's the fuckhead?
Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.
Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.
haha that is funny i know who you are jason.
Only in farmville, not in real life
How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?
Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today
9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.
Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops!
I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean
I think it's an awesome idea
This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!
How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!
That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.
Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables??
Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!
1:40 whats that from?
Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight.
i love this haha 732 <3
What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy??
Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!
2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!
As the night grows older everybody will be high
as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.
Jeff is a badass...
-One of Jeff's many fans
732 is the pineys!
Bayville, Lacey area especially<3
but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D
Stay classy central jersey<3
10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.
Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!
I'll guess you're not.
good luck... you'll need it.
Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.
At least get the quote right when you're spamming
i totes thought about doing that...
No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain?
Regards, David Schulberg
10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are
He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters.
Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys
I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.
Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!
Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me.
2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez
You're ladies tonight.
or else it gets the hose again.
Doctor Octopus says:
Go fuck a goat.
farmville is stupid but this text is funny
732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.
Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D.