i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?
My zip code? Pride man.
Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"
WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]
Funny text. Sad texter.
Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant.
Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D
Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby
I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY
10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.
are you retarded 8.14pm?
732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.
Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.
Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt
Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..
good morning starshine, the earth says hello!
11.42 close but it's Brennan.
You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville
You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.
Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.
Virtual ladies as well I presume
i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.
Uh who's the fuckhead?
Wow. Hes not gettin laid.
Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.
haha that is funny i know who you are jason.
Only in farmville, not in real life
9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.
Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today
How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?
How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!
Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops!
That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.
I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean
Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!
This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!
As the night grows older everybody will be high
1:40 whats that from?
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables??
Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight.
i love this haha 732 <3
I think it's an awesome idea
2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!
Jeff is a badass...
-One of Jeff's many fans
What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy??
Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!
as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.
732 is the pineys!
Bayville, Lacey area especially<3
but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D
good luck... you'll need it.
I'll guess you're not.
10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.
Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt
Stay classy central jersey<3
WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!
Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
At least get the quote right when you're spamming
Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?
10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are
Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me.
He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters.
Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys
i totes thought about doing that...
No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain?
Regards, David Schulberg
Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.
May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez
You're ladies tonight.
Doctor Octopus says:
Go fuck a goat.
or else it gets the hose again.
farmville is stupid but this text is funny
732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.
Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D.