i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?
My zip code? Pride man.
Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"
WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]
Funny text. Sad texter.
Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant.
Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D
Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby
I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY
10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.
are you retarded 8.14pm?
732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.
Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt
Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.
Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..
good morning starshine, the earth says hello!
11.42 close but it's Brennan.
You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville
Virtual ladies as well I presume
You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.
Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.
Uh who's the fuckhead?
i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.
haha that is funny i know who you are jason.
Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.
Wow. Hes not gettin laid.
Only in farmville, not in real life
Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today
9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.
How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?
That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.
How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!
Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops!
This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!
I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables??
Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!
Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!
As the night grows older everybody will be high
Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight.
i love this haha 732 <3
1:40 whats that from?
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
I think it's an awesome idea
2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!
Jeff is a badass...
-One of Jeff's many fans
What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy??
Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!
as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.
good luck... you'll need it.
732 is the pineys!
Bayville, Lacey area especially<3
but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D
I'll guess you're not.
10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.
Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.
Stay classy central jersey<3
Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt
WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?
At least get the quote right when you're spamming
No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain?
Regards, David Schulberg
10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are
Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me.
He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters.
i totes thought about doing that...
Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys
Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!
2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez
You're ladies tonight.
Doctor Octopus says:
Go fuck a goat.
farmville is stupid but this text is funny
732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.
or else it gets the hose again.
Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D.