i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?
My zip code? Pride man.
Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"
WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]
Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby
Funny text. Sad texter.
Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant.
Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D
I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY
are you retarded 8.14pm?
732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.
10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.
Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt
Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.
good morning starshine, the earth says hello!
11.42 close but it's Brennan.
Virtual ladies as well I presume
i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.
You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.
You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville
Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..
Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.
Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.
Wow. Hes not gettin laid.
Uh who's the fuckhead?
haha that is funny i know who you are jason.
Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today
Only in farmville, not in real life
How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?
9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.
I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean
How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!
Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops!
I think it's an awesome idea
That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.
This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!
Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
1:40 whats that from?
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables??
Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!
As the night grows older everybody will be high
What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy??
Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!
Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight.
2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!
i love this haha 732 <3
as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.
Jeff is a badass...
-One of Jeff's many fans
10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.
732 is the pineys!
Bayville, Lacey area especially<3
but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D
Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt
I'll guess you're not.
Stay classy central jersey<3
Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.
good luck... you'll need it.
WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!
I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.
At least get the quote right when you're spamming
i totes thought about doing that...
10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are
No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain?
Regards, David Schulberg
He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters.
Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys
Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me.
Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose
I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.
2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.
Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!
You wanna know how I got these scars?
You're ladies tonight.
May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez
or else it gets the hose again.
farmville is stupid but this text is funny
Doctor Octopus says:
Go fuck a goat.
732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.
Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D.