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  • 11:04, I'm Asian. You dunt rike ush?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:07pm
  • My zip code? Pride man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:10am
  • Can we stop saying "may or may not"? It's starting to sound as stale and dated as "epic"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:47pm
  • WOO HOO ! piscataway!! =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:53pm
  • Clean that shit right up, kaboom baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:23am
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:27am
  • Funny text. Sad texter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:42am
  • Bitches!!! Do not hate on FarmVille!! Don't hate it because you don't play it.....that's ignorant. Oh! I love jersey sooooo much! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:10pm
  • I FUCKING HATE FARMVILLE AND ALL THAT IS ASSICIATED WITH IT, BUT THIS WAS FUCKING FUNNY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:17am
  • are you retarded 8.14pm? 732 is CENTRAL JERSEY. It's middlesex and ocean. thats no fucking forest. NORTH nj is pineys. gtfo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:42pm
  • 10:16 obviously not the kind of rock that has FB. CLEARLY the wrong kind of rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Now I know why they call you Carrot Top. After watching your act, I too would like see you buried up to your forehead in dirt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:06am
  • Ugh. Tfln gets dumber by the night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:04pm
  • good morning starshine, the earth says hello!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:40am
  • 11.42 close but it's Brennan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:05am
  • Virtual ladies as well I presume

    Submitted by justlovelyy on May 16, 10 at 3:39pm
  • i totally went as a farmville farmer too....female version however.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:46pm
  • You are the definition of a loser. Hang yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:03pm
  • You deserve to be put to death for playing farmville

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:27am
  • Fail.. Sory dude.. This is such a stupid txt.. Wats wrong with tfln now.. I think it's mostly the ppl that post retarded crap.. And the one about insomiona.. Saw one similar on fml yesterday..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:15am
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:27am
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 6:10am
  • Wait. Farmville is sexy? I didn't get that memo and I don't care if you found a lonely pink cow or an ugly duckling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:21pm
  • Anybody who plays Farmville is a ra-tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Wow. Hes not gettin laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:51am
  • Uh who's the fuckhead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:30pm
  • haha that is funny i know who you are jason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:52am
  • Golden shower in my ear itches fuck your dog is a bitch why dnt u suck me off from work today Rjl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:41am
  • Only in farmville, not in real life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:10pm
  • How do you harvest ladies? Nourish them all season just for some other guy to fuck 'em?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:33am
  • 9:15 stop being a bitch. This is funny and tfln is funny your just a pusscake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 3:12pm
  • I'm gonna have to harvest some little sisters if y know what I mean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:21am
  • How the fuck is this funny. I may or may not be a millionaire tomorrow. I may or nay not shave my head tomorrow, big deal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:11am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he really is dressed like a farmville farmer and made a reference to harvesting women like he would have to do with crops! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:17am
  • I think it's an awesome idea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:01am
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't dress up as my farmville farmer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:15am
  • This is the biggest loser of ALL TIME!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:45am
  • Charles Rutherford thinks farmvills for pussys, he plays Crackville where he plotted murder, harvested marijauna, pimped hoes, and fuckin killed it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:28am
  • @12:21...totally agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:42pm
  • IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:06pm
  • 1:40 whats that from?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:51am
  • What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?? Putting them back in the wheel chair when ur done!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:26pm
  • As the night grows older everybody will be high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:08pm
  • What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?? Putting the diaper back on when ur done!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Oh I get it! Its funny because he is going to have sex with girls in his town tonight. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:05pm
  • 2:17 I hate you and your associates!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:20am
  • i love this haha 732 <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:38pm
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:10am
  • as a lady, i would never let anyone dressed like that harvest me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:18pm
  • YaaaaaaaHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Jeff is a badass... -One of Jeff's many fans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:56pm
  • 10:13, What the fuck rock are you living under? Dumb asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:16pm
  • 732 is the pineys! Bayville, Lacey area especially<3 but fuck Lacey, Bayville NJ is where it's attttt :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Suck my fucking ballsack you fucktard shit show cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:42am
  • I'll guess you're not.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:16am
  • Stay classy central jersey<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:59pm
  • Farmville is for people who want to fuck a virtual goat in the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:57pm
  • good luck... you'll need it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:22am
  • WTF does this even mean??? Worst tfln ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:04am
  • I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:41pm
  • 2:50=FAIL At least get the quote right when you're spamming

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:26am
  • i totes thought about doing that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:21am
  • 10:16, some people don't have Facebook. Or Farmville. That doesn't mean that they are an asshole. It just means that you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:27pm
  • No I don't know what you mean 5:21, can you please explain? Regards, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:08am
  • He means he's going to have have relations with other peoples' younger sisters. -Peter Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:28am
  • Being that your from the 732 area code that dosent surprise me, F'in Pineys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Anytime son, it's what I'm here for. Say, that was a swell game of tennis you put up today wasn't it? Haha, one day you might actually beat me. -Peter Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:58pm
  • Everyone is texting about farmville...what is it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:51pm
  • It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:50am
  • I play Farm Town. I like it. Haven't tried Farmville because it looked worse from the photos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:37am
  • 2:50 HUGE FAIL and also farmville texts aren't funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:36am
  • Someone took a shit in the bath tub, not again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:16am
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:35pm
  • You're ladies tonight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:56pm
  • May or may not is the new "it is what it is". Just say what you're doing dillholes, geez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:53pm
  • or else it gets the hose again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:07pm
  • farmville is stupid but this text is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:37pm
  • Doctor Octopus says: Go fuck a goat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 10:07pm
  • 732's are not pineys. they're central jersey. 609's are pineys. get it right, 11:51.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:36am
  • Ok thanks dad. I didn't know you posted here as well! I thought I heard you tapping away in your bedroom :D. Lovingly, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:13am