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  • Aug 28 11:08, not all of us can be business majors. But yeah no one likes an asshole.

    Submitted by Squarewheel on Oct 1, 10 at 12:39pm
  • haha, priceless (now get those fucking hipster underwear ads away from me!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:37am
  • Ha ha, damn friends and their pressure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:59am
  • this is an amazing text to get........wow......i think i would fall in love if a chick texted that to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:22pm
  • you're right 12:03, its also about college football

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Saving this one to my Phone for future use :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 11:03pm
  • 144 is trying to justify not gettin laid and being "that one douchebag"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:59pm
  • This one is really good. I can just picture it being sent

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:35pm
  • This text is even better if it came from his girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:32pm
  • haaa this is fabulous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:18pm
  • HAHAHA, Peer pressure is awesome!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:35am
  • amaaaaaaaaaazingg!! jajajajajjaja..im gona start using that shit:P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 6:28pm
  • I had sex in the library this weekend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:50am
  • 12:03, i feel ya. the rest of these bitches will be pumpin' your gas and fetching your coffee, its all gooood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:44pm
  • Could always be fucking in the library, far better use of the place than studying

    Submitted by Naim on Nov 1, 10 at 8:33am
  • that's what friends are for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:10pm
  • This text is perfect for some people... I had a friend in college that would study all weekend while we partied and I still did just as well in the classes/ in the job market... I'm actually doing a little better in the job market because I know how to have fun with my coworkers outside of work too... nobody loves the smarty pants loser at work who corrects everyone and never cracks a joke or drinks a beer with his/her peers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:06am
  • At least someone told him to Man Up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:10am
  • 12:03 have a strong opinion on this matter eh? but the txt sounds exactly like something my roommate said to me last semester

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:24pm
  • 11:52, no, it's true. Not brave enough to try it in the stacks yet, but in one of the study rooms off to the side.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:08pm
  • i am so going to use that line.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I wouldn't let them fetch my coffee...I don't want to drink loser spit. However I will let them clean out my executive shitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 12:03 get a life, its work hard play hard for a reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:05pm
  • you should not be playing pocket pool in the library mister!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:39am
  • Leave him the hell alone! At least there is one person on here who knows that college isn't just about drinking and fucking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:03pm
  • 12:03 FAIL. Text Message WIN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 12:23pm
  • you all smell of anal leakage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:12pm
  • lmao this is awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:41pm
  • This baby back bitch needs to man the fuck up and drink!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 1:25pm
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