Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
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Aug 28 11:08, not all of us can be business majors. But yeah no one likes an asshole.
haha, priceless (now get those fucking hipster underwear ads away from me!)
Ha ha, damn friends and their pressure.
this is an amazing text to get........wow......i think i would fall in love if a chick texted that to me
you're right 12:03, its also about college football
Saving this one to my Phone for future use :)
This text is even better if it came from his girlfriend.
This one is really good. I can just picture it being sent
144 is trying to justify not gettin laid and being "that one douchebag"
haaa this is fabulous
12:03, i feel ya. the rest of these bitches will be pumpin' your gas and fetching your coffee, its all gooood.
amaaaaaaaaaazingg!! jajajajajjaja..im gona start using that shit:P
I had sex in the library this weekend.
HAHAHA, Peer pressure is awesome!!
that's what friends are for.
12:03 get a life, its work hard play hard for a reason
Could always be fucking in the library, far better use of the place than studying
This text is perfect for some people... I had a friend in college that would study all weekend while we partied and I still did just as well in the classes/ in the job market... I'm actually doing a little better in the job market because I know how to have fun with my coworkers outside of work too... nobody loves the smarty pants loser at work who corrects everyone and never cracks a joke or drinks a beer with his/her peers
At least someone told him to Man Up.
11:52, no, it's true. Not brave enough to try it in the stacks yet, but in one of the study rooms off to the side.
12:03 have a strong opinion on this matter eh? but the txt sounds exactly like something my roommate said to me last semester
I wouldn't let them fetch my coffee...I don't want to drink loser spit.
However I will let them clean out my executive shitter.
you should not be playing pocket pool in the library mister!
Text Message WIN!
i am so going to use that line.
Leave him the hell alone! At least there is one person on here who knows that college isn't just about drinking and fucking.
you all smell of anal leakage
lmao this is awesome
This baby back bitch needs to man the fuck up and drink!