Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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Doesn't your mom's jaw get fatigued after awhile.
Ya it's called having a girlfriend it's pretty normal when you have one
Expoliting your dog on TFLN is low. Especially when you know how much he likes peanut butter.
Hats off to you. Now aim for 6 from 6 different women.
Haha there are 69 dislikes on this. I like this. Makes me happy
Better make sure that wasn't the only thing you got that weekend
... I gave my boyfriend like four in a weekend. Plus extra during blow job week. The 3 or so days after are all about me though. :) It's a pleasant exchange.
Comments are better than the actual text!
XD Lol at 5:10 and 5:12.
I love how "Soviet Russia loves to suck dick!" has 3 thumbs down, while "Texas sucks dicks" has 3 thumbs up.
Wow do you like service yourself 10 times a day?
try having sex 6 times. those pornstars are gods amongst men
from six girls?
I get the feeling you're not the kind for latex barriers. Ew.
Good to see you and your mom work well as a team.
Indeed a nice record...assuming they were from a girl
I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick.
Fleshlight = feels real but still doesn't count.
I gave 7 in one weekend..all to different guys;) does that make me a slut?
yes. yes it does.
I don't think you got any blowjobs. Enjoy your hand
I got like 20 guys to suck my dick while I traveled across Texas.
whoever posted this needs to get a fucking life and maybe ACTUALLY get a blowjob instead of posting fake shit on tfln. loser!!
maybe they were all from the same girl, he didn't specify...I fucked 4 different girls in a 30 hour period, that's my personal best.
anyone gonna answer me?
Oh the good old days! Don't ever marry. That shit is like Waldo for me. I can't fined em anywhere!
All from the same guy?
someone in omaha is always gettin a blowjob
I got three in one day once. 6 in a weekend isn't out of the question.
Thailand is not dick central... I would have believed it if u said Amsterdam
Yeah --- all dudes.
oh i get it!
no i don't... Jeff, help?
Your prowess at incestuous encounters is impressive.
i gave 7 to one guy in one day, step up, OP.
he paid miguel 120 pesos for these blowjobs leave him alone.
I got 6 bjs while reading these replies.
Ha ha, pussy, that ain't nothing.
me too this guy is a fucking retard whos gonna believe this shit
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
I have give six in one day to one guy! My boyfriend at the time! I broke up with him after 3 years but he still agrees I give the very best head! My husband now also agrees with the ex!
My jaws were a bit sore and he was drained! Lol!
anyone who put "number __" on this, is a liar!
I'm sorry I'm just a bit horny
God dammit you fake Soviet Russia poster! That's MY job! Get your own hustle cocksucker! And if you are gonna steal my line Make it funny you babyrapin' homosexualidado!
402 yeeah boi!
12:23, we all know you didnt get that many, and you never will.
All from guys right?
How much did you have to pay for that?
Poor dude. Couldn't even get a bang for his buck.
Not fake, I've got 4 in one day from my girlfriend. If it was 6 different Whores that would be pretty impressive.
everyone on here seems to be
Damnn that's fucking hot. I could have contributed to that recordd ;)
Yeah that kinda means you pull bitches but your too puss to follow up....
While you were asleep...
I got 6 blowjobs while reading these replies
Doesn't count if they are all from your sister
Try fucking four chicks in the ass in one weekend bro...lol sluts rule!!!
No you didn't. Your a liar.
I know someone in thailand. He said there are tons of prostitutes on the beaches and they sell crack and weed everywhere.
Can't close the deal.
Fuck off Miguel, go suck a dick, maybe the OPs to bring up his record
If you don't get it, it means that op got his cock sucked six times over the weekend. I'm not sure whether or not they were all women. I'll say no. Hope that clears it up. :)
I use to think getting 2 from the same girl in a week was impressive, but props to you.
proud to be from this area code
No one gives a fuck 2:39
I am a girl..and I'm not a troll. I'm fucking hot as hell.
hey 12:36 ur just jealous u cant get any. id give it 2 any guy buy u
Texas is the devil's taint
Fuck yea. You are soo cool!
You make me proud of my area code! 402 babay
dam u mine id 5 in one weekend
It's true, he can suck his own dick? Ewww
Man slut or not, OP is god.
I fucked 7 girls in 3 hours, while my wife watched me, #awesome swingerlife
I like how all the guys are getting on this like "NUH UH! NO YOU DIDN"T!! THIS IS FAKE! THEY WERE FROM YOUR MOM!". Calm down guys. You shouldn't expect this of yourself whether it is real or fake. Fuck...i'm happy with one a weekend. Thats a damn good weekend.
I can go to a glory hole on a thursday night
haha 10:27 I was just about to say that.
how many stds did you get with those 6 bj's?
I know this OP and he has been secretly banging his cousin since he was 14. Haha fuck you Joe.
Very creative 641 very nice
The OP is probably a liar.
6 from 6 different chicks? One chick? 2? This is important info OP!
3:50 I am 2:39! You need to give a fuck!! Guys like bj's and would rather you know what you're doing! So don't hate on me that I got the mouth and tongue that make men cum!
Hope u like herpes. I left u a note
I'm pretty sure one of them had mouth herpes so have fun with that. Man slut.
That's what I thought lol.
Big whoop OP, I give that to my boyfriend every weekend. Stop being a loser and get a girlfriend.
this is the sadness of dating more than one girl at a time, 6 blowjobs is pathetically low... at least it wasn't only sex 6 times in one weekend.
Bunch of haters, give Props to the guy
hi I'm Jose and I'll suck dick for 20 pesos an hour. hit me up on craigslist.
Mine is 8000 in one weekend.
I gave a bf head 5 times In a say. That doest make a girl a slut!
That's nowhere near my personal best of 67 in a day...Thailand is awesome.
Personal best 6 in a day. Get on my level.
Hey 9:03.... You are a slut. Plain and simple. Whore.
That's all my best is 17 in one weekend. your behind
-Tyrone the crack addict
beats my personal best of ZERO!
Nebraska Area code?
Jessica carper gives great blowjobs. Ask her for one, I bet she will say yea
From six different guys? Or just one guy?
Yeah, Soviet Russia guy used to be funny. Now it's just watered down shit.
wow, he is greeeeeeat!
My best is 3 from a chick