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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:05pm

    Doesn't your mom's jaw get fatigued after awhile.

  • 88 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:23pm

    Hats off to you. Now aim for 6 from 6 different women.

  • 92 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:51pm

    Expoliting your dog on TFLN is low. Especially when you know how much he likes peanut butter.

  • 72 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:35am

    That's gross

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:00am

    Yay STDssss!!!!

  • 87 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:15pm

    Fleshlight = feels real but still doesn't count.

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:02pm

    Wow do you like service yourself 10 times a day?

  • 80 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:46pm

    XD Lol at 5:10 and 5:12. I love how "Soviet Russia loves to suck dick!" has 3 thumbs down, while "Texas sucks dicks" has 3 thumbs up. IMMD

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:46pm

    All from the same guy?

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:52pm

    Yeah that kinda means you pull bitches but your too puss to follow up....

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:08pm

    I got like 20 guys to suck my dick while I traveled across Texas.

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:51am

    from six girls? -haley

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:22am

    I know someone in thailand. He said there are tons of prostitutes on the beaches and they sell crack and weed everywhere.

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:33am

    I got 6 blowjobs while reading these replies

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:17pm

    I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -sasquatch

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:19pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:38pm

    I don't think you got any blowjobs. Enjoy your hand

  • 69 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:04pm

    Indeed a nice record...assuming they were from a girl

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:23pm

    Comments are better than the actual text!

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:48am

    bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll SHIT

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:32am

    How much did you have to pay for that? Poor dude. Couldn't even get a bang for his buck.

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:18pm

    how many stds did you get with those 6 bj's?

  • 57 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:35pm

    If you don't get it, it means that op got his cock sucked six times over the weekend. I'm not sure whether or not they were all women. I'll say no. Hope that clears it up. :) -Jeff

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:09pm

    try having sex 6 times. those pornstars are gods amongst men

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:30pm

    Oh the good old days! Don't ever marry. That shit is like Waldo for me. I can't fined em anywhere!

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:18pm

    me too this guy is a fucking retard whos gonna believe this shit

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:08pm

    Ya it's called having a girlfriend it's pretty normal when you have one

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:36pm

    Your prowess at incestuous encounters is impressive.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 1:37pm

    Fake

  • 41 39
    Submitted by photorobert on Apr 26, 12 at 1:25am

    Bunch of haters, give Props to the guy

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:48am

    402 yeeah boi!

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:24am

    maybe they were all from the same girl, he didn't specify...I fucked 4 different girls in a 30 hour period, that's my personal best.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:05pm

    Good to see you and your mom work well as a team.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:19pm

    I gave 7 in one weekend..all to different guys;) does that make me a slut?

  • 58 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:41pm

    Nebraska Area code?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:23pm

    I can go to a glory hole on a thursday night

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:25pm

    hey 12:36 ur just jealous u cant get any. id give it 2 any guy buy u

  • 66 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:49pm

    oh i get it! no i don't... Jeff, help? -Rob

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:24am

    While you were asleep...

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:52pm

    Fuck off Miguel, go suck a dick, maybe the OPs to bring up his record

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:34pm

    hi I'm Jose and I'll suck dick for 20 pesos an hour. hit me up on craigslist. ~Jose

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:32am

    I got three in one day once. 6 in a weekend isn't out of the question.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:16pm

    whoever posted this needs to get a fucking life and maybe ACTUALLY get a blowjob instead of posting fake shit on tfln. loser!!

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:38pm

    Texas is the devil's taint

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:51am

    anyone who put "number __" on this, is a liar!

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:59pm

    I like how all the guys are getting on this like "NUH UH! NO YOU DIDN"T!! THIS IS FAKE! THEY WERE FROM YOUR MOM!". Calm down guys. You shouldn't expect this of yourself whether it is real or fake. Fuck...i'm happy with one a weekend. Thats a damn good weekend.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:03pm

    i gave 7 to one guy in one day, step up, OP.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:25am

    I got 6 bjs while reading these replies.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:13pm

    everyone on here seems to be

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:41pm

    Yeah, Soviet Russia guy used to be funny. Now it's just watered down shit.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:02am

    12:23, we all know you didnt get that many, and you never will.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:43am

    Whatt babeee I'm sorry I'm just a bit horny

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:46pm

    I am a girl..and I'm not a troll. I'm fucking hot as hell. From, 8:19

  • 46 61
    Submitted by AssMann on Jun 30, 10 at 12:24am

    proud to be from this area code

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:32pm

    dam u mine id 5 in one weekend

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:34am

    Damnn that's fucking hot. I could have contributed to that recordd ;)

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:07pm

    That's all my best is 17 in one weekend. your behind -Tyrone the crack addict

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:00am

    All from guys right?

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:10pm

    Thailand is not dick central... I would have believed it if u said Amsterdam

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:55pm

    Try fucking four chicks in the ass in one weekend bro...lol sluts rule!!!

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:21pm

    3:50 I am 2:39! You need to give a fuck!! Guys like bj's and would rather you know what you're doing! So don't hate on me that I got the mouth and tongue that make men cum!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:41pm

    Man slut or not, OP is god.

  • 35 44
    Submitted by nofrendz on May 29, 11 at 3:12pm

    Not fake, I've got 4 in one day from my girlfriend. If it was 6 different Whores that would be pretty impressive.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:26am

    this is the sadness of dating more than one girl at a time, 6 blowjobs is pathetically low... at least it wasn't only sex 6 times in one weekend.

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:02pm

    he paid miguel 120 pesos for these blowjobs leave him alone.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:14am

    From six different guys? Or just one guy?

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:54pm

    ... I gave my boyfriend like four in a weekend. Plus extra during blow job week. The 3 or so days after are all about me though. :) It's a pleasant exchange.

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:47pm

    Yeah --- all dudes.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:34pm

    anyone gonna answer me? From, 8:19.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:32pm

    I use to think getting 2 from the same girl in a week was impressive, but props to you.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:40pm

    someone in omaha is always gettin a blowjob

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:26am

    I get the feeling you're not the kind for latex barriers. Ew.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:56pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:53pm

    I know this OP and he has been secretly banging his cousin since he was 14. Haha fuck you Joe.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:13am

    Ha ha, pussy, that ain't nothing.

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:03pm

    beats my personal best of ZERO! -lone wolf

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:48pm

    Can't close the deal.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm

    I gave a bf head 5 times In a say. That doest make a girl a slut!

  • 44 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:37pm

    It's true, he can suck his own dick? Ewww

  • 18 19
    Submitted by JayMJay on Aug 4, 13 at 8:30am

    I fucked 7 girls in 3 hours, while my wife watched me, #awesome swingerlife

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:09pm

    Haha there are 69 dislikes on this. I like this. Makes me happy

  • 51 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:54pm

    Personal best 6 in a day. Get on my level.

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:25pm

    Mine is 8000 in one weekend.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:50pm

    No one gives a fuck 2:39

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:28pm

    6:08 That's what I thought lol. Big whoop OP, I give that to my boyfriend every weekend. Stop being a loser and get a girlfriend.

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:22pm

    You make me proud of my area code! 402 babay

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:00pm

    No you didn't. Your a liar.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:15pm

    The OP is probably a liar.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:01pm

    Fuck yea. You are soo cool!

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:08am

    wow, he is greeeeeeat!

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:33pm

    haha 10:27 I was just about to say that.

  • 44 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:23pm

    Jessica carper gives great blowjobs. Ask her for one, I bet she will say yea

  • 51 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:08pm

    My best is 3 from a chick

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:39pm

    I have give six in one day to one guy! My boyfriend at the time! I broke up with him after 3 years but he still agrees I give the very best head! My husband now also agrees with the ex! My jaws were a bit sore and he was drained! Lol!

  • 47 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:24pm

    6 from 6 different chicks? One chick? 2? This is important info OP!

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:40pm

    God dammit you fake Soviet Russia poster! That's MY job! Get your own hustle cocksucker! And if you are gonna steal my line Make it funny you babyrapin' homosexualidado!

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:28pm

    Doesn't count if they are all from your sister

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:12pm

    Very creative 641 very nice

  • 35 67
    Submitted by mollymar on Feb 25, 11 at 3:37pm

    Better make sure that wasn't the only thing you got that weekend

  • 50 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:27pm

    I'm pretty sure one of them had mouth herpes so have fun with that. Man slut.

  • 45 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm

    Hope u like herpes. I left u a note

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:23am

    That's nowhere near my personal best of 67 in a day...Thailand is awesome.

  • 41 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:36am

    Hey 9:03.... You are a slut. Plain and simple. Whore.