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  • Doesn't your mom's jaw get fatigued after awhile.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Ya it's called having a girlfriend it's pretty normal when you have one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:08pm
  • That's gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:35am
  • Expoliting your dog on TFLN is low. Especially when you know how much he likes peanut butter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Better make sure that wasn't the only thing you got that weekend

    Submitted by mollymar on Feb 25, 11 at 3:37pm
  • Haha there are 69 dislikes on this. I like this. Makes me happy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:09pm
  • Hats off to you. Now aim for 6 from 6 different women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:23pm
  • Yay STDssss!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:00am
  • ... I gave my boyfriend like four in a weekend. Plus extra during blow job week. The 3 or so days after are all about me though. :) It's a pleasant exchange.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:54pm
  • from six girls? -haley

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:51am
  • XD Lol at 5:10 and 5:12. I love how "Soviet Russia loves to suck dick!" has 3 thumbs down, while "Texas sucks dicks" has 3 thumbs up. IMMD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Comments are better than the actual text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:23pm
  • Wow do you like service yourself 10 times a day?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:02pm
  • bullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:48am
  • I get the feeling you're not the kind for latex barriers. Ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:26am
  • try having sex 6 times. those pornstars are gods amongst men

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:09pm
  • Indeed a nice record...assuming they were from a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Fleshlight = feels real but still doesn't count.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Good to see you and your mom work well as a team.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:05pm
  • I once met a man from Texas. He sucked my dick. -sasquatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:17pm
  • I got like 20 guys to suck my dick while I traveled across Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:08pm
  • I don't think you got any blowjobs. Enjoy your hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:38pm
  • I gave 7 in one weekend..all to different guys;) does that make me a slut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:19pm
  • maybe they were all from the same girl, he didn't specify...I fucked 4 different girls in a 30 hour period, that's my personal best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:24am
  • anyone gonna answer me? From, 8:19.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:34pm
  • someone in omaha is always gettin a blowjob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:40pm
  • whoever posted this needs to get a fucking life and maybe ACTUALLY get a blowjob instead of posting fake shit on tfln. loser!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:16pm
  • oh i get it! no i don't... Jeff, help? -Rob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:49pm
  • All from the same guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:46pm
  • i gave 7 to one guy in one day, step up, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:03pm
  • Oh the good old days! Don't ever marry. That shit is like Waldo for me. I can't fined em anywhere!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:30pm
  • Thailand is not dick central... I would have believed it if u said Amsterdam

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Yeah --- all dudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:47pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 10 at 1:37pm
  • I got three in one day once. 6 in a weekend isn't out of the question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:32am
  • Whatt babeee I'm sorry I'm just a bit horny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:43am
  • me too this guy is a fucking retard whos gonna believe this shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:19pm
  • God dammit you fake Soviet Russia poster! That's MY job! Get your own hustle cocksucker! And if you are gonna steal my line Make it funny you babyrapin' homosexualidado!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:40pm
  • 12:23, we all know you didnt get that many, and you never will.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:02am
  • Your prowess at incestuous encounters is impressive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:36pm
  • anyone who put "number __" on this, is a liar!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:51am
  • I got 6 bjs while reading these replies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:25am
  • he paid miguel 120 pesos for these blowjobs leave him alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:02pm
  • All from guys right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:00am
  • I have give six in one day to one guy! My boyfriend at the time! I broke up with him after 3 years but he still agrees I give the very best head! My husband now also agrees with the ex! My jaws were a bit sore and he was drained! Lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:39pm
  • Not fake, I've got 4 in one day from my girlfriend. If it was 6 different Whores that would be pretty impressive.

    Submitted by nofrendz on May 29, 11 at 3:12pm
  • How much did you have to pay for that? Poor dude. Couldn't even get a bang for his buck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:32am
  • Ha ha, pussy, that ain't nothing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:13am
  • 402 yeeah boi!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:48am
  • everyone on here seems to be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:13pm
  • Damnn that's fucking hot. I could have contributed to that recordd ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:34am
  • Try fucking four chicks in the ass in one weekend bro...lol sluts rule!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:55pm
  • While you were asleep...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:24am
  • I know someone in thailand. He said there are tons of prostitutes on the beaches and they sell crack and weed everywhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 1:22am
  • Yeah that kinda means you pull bitches but your too puss to follow up....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:52pm
  • proud to be from this area code

    Submitted by AssMann on Jun 30, 10 at 12:24am
  • Fuck off Miguel, go suck a dick, maybe the OPs to bring up his record

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:52pm
  • I got 6 blowjobs while reading these replies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:33am
  • Doesn't count if they are all from your sister

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 10:28pm
  • Can't close the deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:48pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:56pm
  • No you didn't. Your a liar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:00pm
  • If you don't get it, it means that op got his cock sucked six times over the weekend. I'm not sure whether or not they were all women. I'll say no. Hope that clears it up. :) -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:35pm
  • I am a girl..and I'm not a troll. I'm fucking hot as hell. From, 8:19

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:46pm
  • No one gives a fuck 2:39

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Texas is the devil's taint

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:38pm
  • I use to think getting 2 from the same girl in a week was impressive, but props to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:32pm
  • hey 12:36 ur just jealous u cant get any. id give it 2 any guy buy u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 4:25pm
  • It's true, he can suck his own dick? Ewww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:37pm
  • Fuck yea. You are soo cool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I fucked 7 girls in 3 hours, while my wife watched me, #awesome swingerlife

    Submitted by JayMJay on Aug 4, 13 at 8:30am
  • I can go to a glory hole on a thursday night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:23pm
  • You make me proud of my area code! 402 babay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:22pm
  • dam u mine id 5 in one weekend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:32pm
  • Man slut or not, OP is god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:41pm
  • how many stds did you get with those 6 bj's?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:18pm
  • I like how all the guys are getting on this like "NUH UH! NO YOU DIDN"T!! THIS IS FAKE! THEY WERE FROM YOUR MOM!". Calm down guys. You shouldn't expect this of yourself whether it is real or fake. Fuck...i'm happy with one a weekend. Thats a damn good weekend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:59pm
  • haha 10:27 I was just about to say that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:33pm
  • Very creative 641 very nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:12pm
  • I know this OP and he has been secretly banging his cousin since he was 14. Haha fuck you Joe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:53pm
  • 3:50 I am 2:39! You need to give a fuck!! Guys like bj's and would rather you know what you're doing! So don't hate on me that I got the mouth and tongue that make men cum!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:21pm
  • The OP is probably a liar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:15pm
  • 6:08 That's what I thought lol. Big whoop OP, I give that to my boyfriend every weekend. Stop being a loser and get a girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:28pm
  • 6 from 6 different chicks? One chick? 2? This is important info OP!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:24pm
  • this is the sadness of dating more than one girl at a time, 6 blowjobs is pathetically low... at least it wasn't only sex 6 times in one weekend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:26am
  • Bunch of haters, give Props to the guy

    Submitted by photorobert on Apr 26, 12 at 1:25am
  • Hope u like herpes. I left u a note

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:08pm
  • That's nowhere near my personal best of 67 in a day...Thailand is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 12:23am
  • Nebraska Area code?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:41pm
  • hi I'm Jose and I'll suck dick for 20 pesos an hour. hit me up on craigslist. ~Jose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:34pm
  • I'm pretty sure one of them had mouth herpes so have fun with that. Man slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I gave a bf head 5 times In a say. That doest make a girl a slut!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Mine is 8000 in one weekend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Hey 9:03.... You are a slut. Plain and simple. Whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:36am
  • beats my personal best of ZERO! -lone wolf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:03pm
  • Personal best 6 in a day. Get on my level.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:54pm
  • That's all my best is 17 in one weekend. your behind -Tyrone the crack addict

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:07pm
  • Jessica carper gives great blowjobs. Ask her for one, I bet she will say yea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:23pm
  • From six different guys? Or just one guy?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:14am
  • Yeah, Soviet Russia guy used to be funny. Now it's just watered down shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:41pm
  • wow, he is greeeeeeat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:08am
  • My best is 3 from a chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:08pm