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  • i don't know what you're all bitching about - abortions tickle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Maybe she quoted Role Models on purpose... ever thought of that guys?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:19pm
  • from role models, not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:13pm
  • Isn't this just the line from the movie Role Models?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:59am
  • THAT IS THE LINE FROM ROLE MODELS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:17pm
  • be careful she may choose child support.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:49am
  • These carpet-muncher bitches remind me of that Ellen Vagineres show! NOM NOM NOM!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:17am
  • Both parties here are idiots. Abortion does not equal birth control. Abortion is a last line of defense when all else fails. \n\nSeriously, it's people like you who feed the republicans.

    Submitted by jltc on Apr 5, 12 at 2:38pm
  • yeah but who doesn't like pulling apart grilled cheese every now and then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:59am
  • "hahaha i love how this text is from BETHLEHEM, pennsylvania" 610 extends far beyond "Btown". Additionally I am glad guys who think feminism = "bull dyke" are so vocal. It makes it much easier to spot and avoid them. I'm so over actual 15 year olds and guys who are mentally 15.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Girls like that are probably riddled with STDs, they're called whores...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:54am
  • what part of role models is this? its not ringing a bell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:34pm
  • I'm pro choice and pro abortion. some bitches need to quit when ahead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:04am
  • great, so you've had sex with a murderer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Thank you 9:08-9:10 for saving me the trouble

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:30pm
  • ok seriously people... we dont need 100 of you pointing out that the quote was from role models... we get it! thanks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Why would someone post a movie quote on here... that's just retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:50pm
  • OMFG THIS IS A LINE FROM ROLE MODELS!!!!! Who gives a fuck? Enjoy the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:43pm
  • 8:52, anybody who uses the term "female empowerment" is a box muncher. You can't get prego from scissoring, so don't worry about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:01am
  • I would question sleeping w/ her if she is game like that. In the back of my mind I would be sayin' "how many other guys has she said that to?"

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 1, 10 at 7:33pm
  • I'm a girl and think it's unnecessary to impart feministic views on these types of sites. It's very annoying and offensive. This is clearly meant as a joke and not to be taken seriously. If you don't see the humor in it then whatever...that's ur taste. You may also want to stay away from any Sacha Baron Cohen movies...just giving you a heads up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:16pm
  • abortions are fucking expensive i had one and it was around $600, and it depends on your insurance and all this shit plus depending on what blood type you have they may have to give you a shot and that shot alone for me was exactly $100.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Bring me an abortion too while you're at the shop please, 9:00[2].

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:01am
  • i hear fist-to-womb or forced stairwell decent abortions are pretty cheap though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:14pm
  • role models.... this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:44am
  • line from Role Models. LAME.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:38pm
  • This might be a line from a movie, but I said something like this before...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:08pm
  • I loved that she's witty but .... STD's are not "pro-choice" sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:08pm
  • eh, no 9:33 you wouldn't know one if you saw one, she'd be running in the opposite direction ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:40am
  • lol have fun helping her pay for a $500 abortion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:46am
  • hahaha i love how this text is from BETHLEHEM, pennsylvania... so classic b-town sooo classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:58pm
  • you know, it's women like this that further the belief that pro-choicers are pro abortion. Way to go, setting feminism and female empowerment back about 30 years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:52am
  • chick is awesome. end of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:27am
  • Helllllloooo they have something over the counter called the morning after pill.... its just like taking your whole pack of birth control, if, oops the condom broke... I work at a clinic and i see it all, its the worst day of a girls life, not worth a night of possibly bad sex... Love your bodies ladies, and respect yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:06am
  • fuck 4:46 id do it for a bj....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:38pm
  • $500??? i'll punch a girl in the stomach for like 20 bucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:46pm
  • hell yeah abortions are not contraception people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:51pm
  • this girl should have her uterus removed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:16am
  • cocaine-addiciton-solution.├Ârg fix the "o"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06am
  • This is why so many people are pro-life. Women that stupid shouldn't have the right to choose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:49pm
  • i just had an abortion. gonna have another this weekend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Raging bull dyke... hahahahaha, even your vocabulary is infantile. If that's really all you've got I'll have to peg you as yet another wannabe miso. Try harder next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:20am
  • get outta there now! I mean the world doesnt need another flipper baby, Batman's already got his hands full with one Penguin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:23am
  • OOOH GOD I HATE FEMINISTS SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES SORRYYY YOU AIN'T GOT TIGGLE BITTIES LIKE SOME OF US DO. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06am
  • Abortion is a retry button. We'd be better off if everyone thought this way, especially with respect to kids who could be born retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:24pm
  • lame, this line is in role models with the school teacher, I saw the movie just last night too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:19pm
  • this twat gives responsible pro-choicers a bad name. Abortion is not a form of birth control. It is damage control. You're responsible for accident prevention.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:08pm
  • She also could've said she was ready to be a mom. :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:48am
  • Isn't that from Role Models?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:11pm
  • it's hilarious, but i'd be kind of freaked out if a girl said this...i'm pro choice too but i don't want to get a girl pregnant and have to get freaked out and hope she's not going to make me a daddy at my young age. while she's kind of awesome, she's also scary imo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:39am
  • Strong women are scary hold me mommy!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:12am
  • maybe he is in love because she has the same taste in movies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54am
  • 9:08 through 9:09 was raging bull dyke minute!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:12am
  • She's pro-choice but AIDS is forever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:38am
  • 9:01 obviously got left multiple times for women. Blaming the gender is such a copout - it's you. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:10am
  • aw dont be upset 9:01 because some chicks have more fun with each other and dont even need your baby dick, its ok you still have your hand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:09am
  • I...I really hate to say this... ...but I just felt a sick amount of glee and pleasure knowing that I'm the person they're talking about. That was a good night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:46am
  • 2:46 i agree with you, i love philly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Anybody who is so freaked about feminis terminology that they have to relate it to lesbianism is scared to death of women and clearly not ready to handle one. Grow up and while you're at it, grow a pair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:09am
  • 8:59 don't know if it is exact but it is quite similar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:00am
  • There's nothing sexier than a strong, empowered woman. You go, sister! (BWAHAHA! Just kidding, you dirty twats!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:33am
  • This is not a text message, this is from the movie "Role Models" this site is starting to get really lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:22am
  • I said this about the time this was posted...way to go me!!! It was a decent night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Shit, $500? That's all an abortion costs? I'm gonna go out and get four of them today!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:00am
  • Love the smell of effortless emasculation in the morning, you tools make it tooooo easy. DELICIOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:17am
  • This one needs racial slurs, too. PORCH MONKEY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:38am
  • You'd be full of angst too if you were scared of women you couldn't control and simultaneously too pussy (see what I did there) to act out your desire to bat for your own team. I say we show a little empathy, here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:23am
  • what are tiggle bitties 1:06? you're demented, it's a good thing you're no feminist. also, you're a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:43am
  • 3:14 is right. A play date at the top of a set of stairs is free

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:57pm
  • this bitch has got AIDS if that's how she roles... also, while it's very similar to Role Models, it's not the same. and I don't know where you live, but last I heard abortions were like $250 at the most.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:22pm
  • I think this post is about me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:02am
  • anyone who uses the term box muncher or prego deserves to have their genitalia cut off and burned. shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:08am
  • and this is the reason why half of the pennsylvania pop. is pregoo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Anal. Best birth prevention method.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:45am
  • Ahhh... Its good 2 live in Philly, world champions and people with good outlooks on life/birth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:46am
  • can i just say that everyone is taking this wayyyy wayyyy too seriously. its funny. feminist dykes...CHILL!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:18am
  • lmfao. you know how bitches who live together all eventually start to rag at the same time? i think it works the same way for this site, holy shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:34pm
  • this is from Role Models.... this is fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:12am
  • 3:14-- hilarious. makes me think of the steven lynch song lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:57pm
  • 2:27, abortions may be expensive but not as much as giving birth and having to raise a shitty bastard child for 18 years. Pros and cons. $500 now, or $100000000 later and the loss of some of the potentially funnest years of your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Hahaha Porch Monkey. It's okay, he's bringing it back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:46am
  • Real original....quotes from movies...good job. This probably didn't even happen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:00am
  • not that it matters that i actually am, but hot bi-sexual is more like it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:15am
  • That's the Lehigh Valley for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:45pm
  • feminist ideology does not mix with humor sites. pick your battles -fellow feminist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:36am
  • I heard abortions were like 50 cents... I mean you can get a whole pack of coat hangers at Family Dollar for a buck, incase you want to stock up. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:21pm
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