Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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i don't know what you're all bitching about - abortions tickle.
Maybe she quoted Role Models on purpose... ever thought of that guys?
from role models, not funny
Isn't this just the line from the movie Role Models?
be careful she may choose child support.
THAT IS THE LINE FROM ROLE MODELS!
abortions are fucking expensive
i had one and it was around $600, and it depends on your insurance and all this shit
plus depending on what blood type you have they may have to give you a shot and that shot alone for me was exactly $100.
These carpet-muncher bitches remind me of that Ellen Vagineres show! NOM NOM NOM!
Both parties here are idiots. Abortion does not equal birth control. Abortion is a last line of defense when all else fails. \n\nSeriously, it's people like you who feed the republicans.
yeah but who doesn't like pulling apart grilled cheese every now and then.
"hahaha i love how this text is from BETHLEHEM, pennsylvania"
610 extends far beyond "Btown".
Additionally I am glad guys who think feminism = "bull dyke" are so vocal. It makes it much easier to spot and avoid them. I'm so over actual 15 year olds and guys who are mentally 15.
what part of role models is this? its not ringing a bell
Thank you 9:08-9:10 for saving me the trouble
I'm pro choice and pro abortion. some bitches need to quit when ahead
Why would someone post a movie quote on here... that's just retarded
Girls like that are probably riddled with STDs, they're called whores...
great, so you've had sex with a murderer.
8:52, anybody who uses the term "female empowerment" is a box muncher. You can't get prego from scissoring, so don't worry about it.
I would question sleeping w/ her if she is game like that. In the back of my mind I would be sayin' "how many other guys has she said that to?"
ok seriously people... we dont need 100 of you pointing out that the quote was from role models... we get it! thanks!
I'm a girl and think it's unnecessary to impart feministic views on these types of sites. It's very annoying and offensive. This is clearly meant as a joke and not to be taken seriously.
If you don't see the humor in it then whatever...that's ur taste.
You may also want to stay away from any Sacha Baron Cohen movies...just giving you a heads up.
chick is awesome.
end of story.
i hear fist-to-womb or forced stairwell decent abortions are pretty cheap though.
role models.... this is fake
line from Role Models. LAME.
I loved that she's witty but .... STD's are not "pro-choice" sorry.
you know, it's women like this that further the belief that pro-choicers are pro abortion. Way to go, setting feminism and female empowerment back about 30 years.
This might be a line from a movie, but I said something like this before...
lol have fun helping her pay for a $500 abortion
OMFG THIS IS A LINE FROM ROLE MODELS!!!!!
Who gives a fuck? Enjoy the text.
Bring me an abortion too while you're at the shop please, 9:00.
Helllllloooo they have something over the counter called the morning after pill.... its just like taking your whole pack of birth control, if, oops the condom broke... I work at a clinic and i see it all, its the worst day of a girls life, not worth a night of possibly bad sex... Love your bodies ladies, and respect yourself
fuck 4:46 id do it for a bj....
abortions are not contraception people!
this girl should have her uterus removed
hahaha i love how this text is from BETHLEHEM, pennsylvania... so classic b-town sooo classic
This is why so many people are pro-life. Women that stupid shouldn't have the right to choose.
$500??? i'll punch a girl in the stomach for like 20 bucks
I said this about the time this was posted...way to go me!!! It was a decent night.
fix the "o"
9:33 you wouldn't know one if you saw one, she'd be running in the opposite direction ;)
Raging bull dyke... hahahahaha, even your vocabulary is infantile. If that's really all you've got I'll have to peg you as yet another wannabe miso. Try harder next time.
i just had an abortion. gonna have another this weekend.
this twat gives responsible pro-choicers a bad name. Abortion is not a form of birth control. It is damage control. You're responsible for accident prevention.
She also could've said she was ready to be a mom. :D
get outta there now! I mean the world doesnt need another flipper baby, Batman's already got his hands full with one Penguin...
OOOH GOD I HATE FEMINISTS SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES SORRYYY YOU AIN'T GOT TIGGLE BITTIES LIKE SOME OF US DO. :)
Abortion is a retry button. We'd be better off if everyone thought this way, especially with respect to kids who could be born retarded.
lame, this line is in role models with the school teacher, I saw the movie just last night too.
She's pro-choice but AIDS is forever...
Isn't that from Role Models?
it's hilarious, but i'd be kind of freaked out if a girl said this...i'm pro choice too but i don't want to get a girl pregnant and have to get freaked out and hope she's not going to make me a daddy at my young age. while she's kind of awesome, she's also scary imo
9:08 through 9:09 was raging bull dyke minute!
9:01 obviously got left multiple times for women. Blaming the gender is such a copout - it's you. :)
2:46 i agree with you, i love philly
There's nothing sexier than a strong, empowered woman. You go, sister! (BWAHAHA! Just kidding, you dirty twats!)
Strong women are scary hold me mommy!!!!
aw dont be upset 9:01 because some chicks have more fun with each other and dont even need your baby dick, its ok you still have your hand
I...I really hate to say this...
...but I just felt a sick amount of glee and pleasure knowing that I'm the person they're talking about.
That was a good night...
This is not a text message, this is from the movie "Role Models" this site is starting to get really lame.
anyone who uses the term box muncher or prego deserves to have their genitalia cut off and burned. shut the fuck up.
8:59 don't know if it is exact but it is quite similar.
Hahaha Porch Monkey. It's okay, he's bringing it back
this bitch has got AIDS if that's how she roles...
also, while it's very similar to Role Models, it's not the same.
and I don't know where you live, but last I heard abortions were like $250 at the most.
Anybody who is so freaked about feminis terminology that they have to relate it to lesbianism is scared to death of women and clearly not ready to handle one. Grow up and while you're at it, grow a pair.
Shit, $500? That's all an abortion costs? I'm gonna go out and get four of them today!!!
This one needs racial slurs, too. PORCH MONKEY!
maybe he is in love because she has the same taste in movies
You'd be full of angst too if you were scared of women you couldn't control and simultaneously too pussy (see what I did there) to act out your desire to bat for your own team. I say we show a little empathy, here!
3:14 is right. A play date at the top of a set of stairs is free
I think this post is about me...
what are tiggle bitties 1:06? you're demented, it's a good thing you're no feminist.
also, you're a guy.
Love the smell of effortless emasculation in the morning, you tools make it tooooo easy. DELICIOUS!
and this is the reason why half of the pennsylvania pop. is pregoo.
Ahhh... Its good 2 live in Philly, world champions and people with good outlooks on life/birth
Anal. Best birth prevention method.
lmfao. you know how bitches who live together all eventually start to rag at the same time? i think it works the same way for this site, holy shit...
this is from Role Models.... this is fucking stupid
can i just say that everyone is taking this wayyyy wayyyy too seriously. its funny. feminist dykes...CHILL!
3:14-- hilarious. makes me think of the steven lynch song lmao
2:27, abortions may be expensive but not as much as giving birth and having to raise a shitty bastard child for 18 years. Pros and cons. $500 now, or $100000000 later and the loss of some of the potentially funnest years of your life.
Real original....quotes from movies...good job. This probably didn't even happen
not that it matters that i actually am, but hot bi-sexual is more like it
feminist ideology does not mix with humor sites. pick your battles
That's the Lehigh Valley for you.
I heard abortions were like 50 cents... I mean you can get a whole pack of coat hangers at Family Dollar for a buck, incase you want to stock up. =)