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  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:49am

    be careful she may choose child support.

  • 74 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:19pm

    Maybe she quoted Role Models on purpose... ever thought of that guys?

  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:12pm

    i don't know what you're all bitching about - abortions tickle.

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:40pm

    "hahaha i love how this text is from BETHLEHEM, pennsylvania" 610 extends far beyond "Btown". Additionally I am glad guys who think feminism = "bull dyke" are so vocal. It makes it much easier to spot and avoid them. I'm so over actual 15 year olds and guys who are mentally 15.

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:34pm

    what part of role models is this? its not ringing a bell

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:55pm

    ok seriously people... we dont need 100 of you pointing out that the quote was from role models... we get it! thanks!

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:03pm

    i just had an abortion. gonna have another this weekend.

  • 65 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:40am

    eh, no 9:33 you wouldn't know one if you saw one, she'd be running in the opposite direction ;)

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:14pm

    i hear fist-to-womb or forced stairwell decent abortions are pretty cheap though.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:16pm

    I'm a girl and think it's unnecessary to impart feministic views on these types of sites. It's very annoying and offensive. This is clearly meant as a joke and not to be taken seriously. If you don't see the humor in it then whatever...that's ur taste. You may also want to stay away from any Sacha Baron Cohen movies...just giving you a heads up.

  • 65 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:08pm

    I loved that she's witty but .... STD's are not "pro-choice" sorry.

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 7:38pm

    line from Role Models. LAME.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:42pm

    I said this about the time this was posted...way to go me!!! It was a decent night.

  • 56 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:17pm

    great, so you've had sex with a murderer.

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:43pm

    OMFG THIS IS A LINE FROM ROLE MODELS!!!!! Who gives a fuck? Enjoy the text.

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:49pm

    This is why so many people are pro-life. Women that stupid shouldn't have the right to choose.

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:57pm

    3:14-- hilarious. makes me think of the steven lynch song lmao

  • 61 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:50pm

    Why would someone post a movie quote on here... that's just retarded

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:38pm

    fuck 4:46 id do it for a bj....

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:01am

    8:52, anybody who uses the term "female empowerment" is a box muncher. You can't get prego from scissoring, so don't worry about it.

  • 66 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:27pm

    abortions are fucking expensive i had one and it was around $600, and it depends on your insurance and all this shit plus depending on what blood type you have they may have to give you a shot and that shot alone for me was exactly $100.

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:01am

    Bring me an abortion too while you're at the shop please, 9:00[2].

  • 57 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:59am

    yeah but who doesn't like pulling apart grilled cheese every now and then.

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:54am

    Girls like that are probably riddled with STDs, they're called whores...

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:27am

    chick is awesome. end of story.

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06am

    OOOH GOD I HATE FEMINISTS SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES SORRYYY YOU AIN'T GOT TIGGLE BITTIES LIKE SOME OF US DO. :)

  • 60 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:13pm

    from role models, not funny

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:17pm

    THAT IS THE LINE FROM ROLE MODELS!

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 5:46am

    I...I really hate to say this... ...but I just felt a sick amount of glee and pleasure knowing that I'm the person they're talking about. That was a good night...

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:43am

    what are tiggle bitties 1:06? you're demented, it's a good thing you're no feminist. also, you're a guy.

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:23am

    get outta there now! I mean the world doesnt need another flipper baby, Batman's already got his hands full with one Penguin...

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:12am

    Strong women are scary hold me mommy!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:30pm

    Thank you 9:08-9:10 for saving me the trouble

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:39am

    it's hilarious, but i'd be kind of freaked out if a girl said this...i'm pro choice too but i don't want to get a girl pregnant and have to get freaked out and hope she's not going to make me a daddy at my young age. while she's kind of awesome, she's also scary imo

  • 55 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06am

    cocaine-addiciton-solution.├Ârg fix the "o"

  • 62 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:09am

    Anybody who is so freaked about feminis terminology that they have to relate it to lesbianism is scared to death of women and clearly not ready to handle one. Grow up and while you're at it, grow a pair.

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:46am

    lol have fun helping her pay for a $500 abortion

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:58pm

    hahaha i love how this text is from BETHLEHEM, pennsylvania... so classic b-town sooo classic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:08pm

    this twat gives responsible pro-choicers a bad name. Abortion is not a form of birth control. It is damage control. You're responsible for accident prevention.

  • 52 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:00am

    Shit, $500? That's all an abortion costs? I'm gonna go out and get four of them today!!!

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:16am

    this girl should have her uterus removed

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:59am

    Isn't this just the line from the movie Role Models?

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:08pm

    This might be a line from a movie, but I said something like this before...

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:24pm

    Abortion is a retry button. We'd be better off if everyone thought this way, especially with respect to kids who could be born retarded.

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:44am

    role models.... this is fake

  • 59 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:38am

    She's pro-choice but AIDS is forever...

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:06am

    Helllllloooo they have something over the counter called the morning after pill.... its just like taking your whole pack of birth control, if, oops the condom broke... I work at a clinic and i see it all, its the worst day of a girls life, not worth a night of possibly bad sex... Love your bodies ladies, and respect yourself

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:52am

    you know, it's women like this that further the belief that pro-choicers are pro abortion. Way to go, setting feminism and female empowerment back about 30 years.

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:46am

    Ahhh... Its good 2 live in Philly, world champions and people with good outlooks on life/birth

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:04am

    I'm pro choice and pro abortion. some bitches need to quit when ahead

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:46pm

    $500??? i'll punch a girl in the stomach for like 20 bucks

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:17am

    These carpet-muncher bitches remind me of that Ellen Vagineres show! NOM NOM NOM!

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 7:11pm

    Isn't that from Role Models?

  • 49 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:19pm

    lame, this line is in role models with the school teacher, I saw the movie just last night too.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:22pm

    this bitch has got AIDS if that's how she roles... also, while it's very similar to Role Models, it's not the same. and I don't know where you live, but last I heard abortions were like $250 at the most.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:12am

    9:08 through 9:09 was raging bull dyke minute!

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:10am

    9:01 obviously got left multiple times for women. Blaming the gender is such a copout - it's you. :)

  • 54 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:15am

    not that it matters that i actually am, but hot bi-sexual is more like it

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:20am

    Raging bull dyke... hahahahaha, even your vocabulary is infantile. If that's really all you've got I'll have to peg you as yet another wannabe miso. Try harder next time.

  • 51 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 10:00am

    Real original....quotes from movies...good job. This probably didn't even happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:54am

    maybe he is in love because she has the same taste in movies

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:17am

    Love the smell of effortless emasculation in the morning, you tools make it tooooo easy. DELICIOUS!

  • 48 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:00am

    8:59 don't know if it is exact but it is quite similar.

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:57pm

    3:14 is right. A play date at the top of a set of stairs is free

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:46am

    Hahaha Porch Monkey. It's okay, he's bringing it back

  • 47 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:38am

    This one needs racial slurs, too. PORCH MONKEY!

  • 52 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:23am

    You'd be full of angst too if you were scared of women you couldn't control and simultaneously too pussy (see what I did there) to act out your desire to bat for your own team. I say we show a little empathy, here!

  • 50 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:09am

    aw dont be upset 9:01 because some chicks have more fun with each other and dont even need your baby dick, its ok you still have your hand

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:45am

    Anal. Best birth prevention method.

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:45pm

    That's the Lehigh Valley for you.

  • 52 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:05pm

    2:46 i agree with you, i love philly

  • 51 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:33am

    There's nothing sexier than a strong, empowered woman. You go, sister! (BWAHAHA! Just kidding, you dirty twats!)

  • 47 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:12am

    this is from Role Models.... this is fucking stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:34pm

    lmfao. you know how bitches who live together all eventually start to rag at the same time? i think it works the same way for this site, holy shit...

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:51pm

    hell yeah abortions are not contraception people!

  • 46 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:02am

    I think this post is about me...

  • 26 51
    Submitted by jltc on Apr 5, 12 at 2:38pm

    Both parties here are idiots. Abortion does not equal birth control. Abortion is a last line of defense when all else fails. \n\nSeriously, it's people like you who feed the republicans.

  • 36 72
    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Mar 1, 10 at 7:33pm

    I would question sleeping w/ her if she is game like that. In the back of my mind I would be sayin' "how many other guys has she said that to?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:08am

    anyone who uses the term box muncher or prego deserves to have their genitalia cut off and burned. shut the fuck up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:27, abortions may be expensive but not as much as giving birth and having to raise a shitty bastard child for 18 years. Pros and cons. $500 now, or $100000000 later and the loss of some of the potentially funnest years of your life.

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:22am

    This is not a text message, this is from the movie "Role Models" this site is starting to get really lame.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:48am

    She also could've said she was ready to be a mom. :D

  • 43 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:18am

    can i just say that everyone is taking this wayyyy wayyyy too seriously. its funny. feminist dykes...CHILL!

  • 42 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:36am

    feminist ideology does not mix with humor sites. pick your battles -fellow feminist

  • 39 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 3:05pm

    and this is the reason why half of the pennsylvania pop. is pregoo.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:21pm

    I heard abortions were like 50 cents... I mean you can get a whole pack of coat hangers at Family Dollar for a buck, incase you want to stock up. =)