In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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false. This is a quote from the TV show Parks and Recreation, when a local government worker was caught having 4-way sex in a cave in a foreign country. I saw the episode yesterday, nice try though kid.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Do what? Post a text for people to tell you happy birthday?
Do what asshole? You kinda need to tell us.. Or else it's REALLY not funny....
If anyone doesn't get that OP means anal then just go jump now and do the world a favor.
What's the big deal with anal ... it's really not that transgressive. And once a year only ? Get me outta that relationship !
lol except the OP doesn't mean anal...\nlike the first poster said, this is a quote from the show Parks and Recreation.
Homosaiiwhat is correct, whoever wrote this is trying way too hard
Ahh homosaii thanks for reminding me what show this is from!
Hell yeah today was my birthday n I did everything I want no matter what BITCHES