There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
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BEST NIGHT EVER! lucky cunt
.. lol yes im a woman.. so
Biblically is (obviously) a reference to the bible. Clearly it didn't talk about people fucking each other. rather, it says things like 'and Adam knew Eve' or 'and Joseph took his wife home and knew her 17 times that night' etc.etc.
WHATTT??? the bible talks about doing it 17 times in one night??
what does he mean by biblically?
i dont get it either
that's just stunningly, fantastically worded. i love you.
hahahahahaaa uhhhh cant stop laughing at that one..... Amazing you killed it...
hahaha. 434 number...this is totally from a naughty LU student. i love it.
laughed out loud. thank you.
I will buy your life.
haha yeah!!@#!!... ... it didn't happen.
My friend Billy sent this to me last night, and I wouldn't have posted it if I didn't think it was absolutely true. Billy is a fucking legend, and knowing some of the girls who go to his parties, I don't doubt this for a second.
never heard of Billy in the 434, but I have heard of some girls capable of this.
story sounds a little fishy...
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I think I saw this on a film strip in 6th grade Health class
LU??? Nope, probably a STAB kid...
Please. I'd like to meet Billy so I can smack him upside the head. Legend, my butt.
prolly an AIDS kid hahahahaha
Naw that happens groupies get your key from the front desk and then you open up the door to your hotelroom and Bada Bang naked on the bed.. it so happens just ask Tyrese he has the herpes to prove it..
'to know' in context from the era when the Bible was written is a euphemism for having sexual relations.
i would also like to add...hell yeah
How coulod that possibly be a bad night?
When the bible says so and so slept with someone , it says "and he knew ___"
Awwh i love you too..
Absolutely brilliant. GET IT.
He's LEGEN-wait for it-DARY!!!