There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
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i dont get it either
what does he mean by biblically?
BEST NIGHT EVER! lucky cunt
.. lol yes im a woman.. so
story sounds a little fishy...
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Biblically is (obviously) a reference to the bible. Clearly it didn't talk about people fucking each other. rather, it says things like 'and Adam knew Eve' or 'and Joseph took his wife home and knew her 17 times that night' etc.etc.
WHATTT??? the bible talks about doing it 17 times in one night??
that's just stunningly, fantastically worded. i love you.
hahaha. 434 number...this is totally from a naughty LU student. i love it.
hahahahahaaa uhhhh cant stop laughing at that one..... Amazing you killed it...
laughed out loud. thank you.
My friend Billy sent this to me last night, and I wouldn't have posted it if I didn't think it was absolutely true. Billy is a fucking legend, and knowing some of the girls who go to his parties, I don't doubt this for a second.
never heard of Billy in the 434, but I have heard of some girls capable of this.
How coulod that possibly be a bad night?
I will buy your life.
LU??? Nope, probably a STAB kid...
Naw that happens groupies get your key from the front desk and then you open up the door to your hotelroom and Bada Bang naked on the bed.. it so happens just ask Tyrese he has the herpes to prove it..
haha yeah!!@#!!... ... it didn't happen.
Please. I'd like to meet Billy so I can smack him upside the head. Legend, my butt.
I think I saw this on a film strip in 6th grade Health class
Awwh i love you too..
When the bible says so and so slept with someone , it says "and he knew ___"
'to know' in context from the era when the Bible was written is a euphemism for having sexual relations.
i would also like to add...hell yeah
prolly an AIDS kid hahahahaha
Absolutely brilliant. GET IT.
He's LEGEN-wait for it-DARY!!!