Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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what are the other 56
That's what I wanted to know...
who the fuck says this is a bad night? you jealous haters
oh jesus... before or after you went to the mag?
no it leads to foursoms for me
Two hot pink white girls and a big black dude. Hot fucking!!!
I cannot wait until lunch
So do we put the whisky in a G4 cube? It's at least partially shaped like a bucket... wouldn't fit much whisky in an apple iPhone... Would make a good hipflask though...
Been there. Done that.
So...what was the OTHER guys names?
I knew I shouldn'tve stopped reading at #54.
I'll need to try that. I know that whiskey and more whiskey usually equals soft dick, so I'm interested to see how an apple helps the equation.
What part of Northern New York State are you in and how ugly were they?
How do you drink whiskey out of an apple?
I'll have to give that a try some time...