i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the roof? TEQUILA! (to kill her). Sheesh. Nevermind.
did the same thing only took out a guy holding my beer,destroyed a kiddie gate at the bottom of the stairs and cracked a rib. first response was is my beer ok?
hahahahaha love it!
I like that...'is my beer okay'? Have done that wipeout scene, but while smoking a bowl. Took out a coffee table, the xbox, and a cd rack. The three people in the room were like 'dude' when they saw the glass bowl was safe.
That's western mass chicks for ya
She sounds fun!
You will go to the Degobah system.
Story of my life
Definitely liking this post because I can imagine she would be hell in the sack! heh
You sound like a big enough dumb ass that you might deserve this disfunctional family.
Well, FRANKIETHETANKIE, I laughed.
Fuck yeah !!!
What a champ! Haha
you guys are stupid. they meant that falling down the stairs would be faster than walking down. not that it's faster to fall down stairs than to go get a real abortion.
ha ha that sounds like me a couple years ago on new years. except i didnt fall i intentionally sat down and slid bc i knew i couldnt walk. too bad i pretty much broke my tail bone
Sounds like a girl I know! She really screwed up her back though :S
This isn't real. I sent it in to try and make you guys laugh. I'm sorry :(
Cazzos a pussy.
did the same thing only with applesauce. i took out a kiddie gate and broke a rib. my first response is my beer ok
life story..last summer expect tequila, beer and coolers, fell down stairs and i will never hear the end of it
Gyros are delicious!!
Frankiethetankie. If you really posted this I'm coming to Massachusetts to meet you. I think we'd be a prefect match.
hey, allow me to be the first to congratulate you on your monumental achievement of being the first person to leave a comment on this tfln. a real, astounding accomplishment at showing your fagness and retardation.
Cheapest way to abort a baby...punch her in the stomach too, just for good measure.