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  • 95 65
    Submitted by tabbycat613 on May 26, 10 at 10:41pm

    haha love thiiisssss.

  • 96 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:29pm

    DISREGARD THAT I SUX COCKS -Jeff

  • 75 65
    Submitted by bandgeek on Jun 14, 10 at 4:17am

    Lmfao!!! Win!!!

  • 89 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:40pm

    these are the kind of texts i expected to read when i first heard of this website, not texts documenting what happened last night, but rather hilarious drunken texts such as this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:05am

    Perfect response. Good friend right there.

  • 84 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:25pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because the one guy is too intoxicated to send coherent texts so the other guy tells him he should go home just in case! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:21am

    Wow finally an actual TFLN.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:49pm

    this is a good one! its like an actual text, i would laugh so hard if i got that

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:43am

    or else it gets the hose again.

  • 78 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:15am

    why does it matter where they are from

  • 72 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:05pm

    I love this song in the worst way.

  • 75 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:17am

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 74 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:12pm

    If by "awesome" you mean "sucks", then I agree

  • 76 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:49am

    PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:59pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha p.s. I love that song

  • 70 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:56am

    11:21 Its a song. Lmfao & lil jon.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by blackjackxxx on Sep 26, 10 at 7:25am

    I just hate those text, especially if they are directions to a party.

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:09am

    Ok 347 is Within the 5 boroughs of NY.. where is 203 from??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:15am

    Both LMFAO and 3OH!3 are the shit. Two of my favorite bands. Electro-rap is the new shit motherfucker!!!!!

  • 68 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 5:48am

    LMFAO FUCKING SUCKS ALMOST AS BAD AS 3oh3!

  • 48 53
    Submitted by mm_29 on May 2, 11 at 9:28pm

    D...was that you??

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:22am

    Hahaha shots I love that song

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:40am

    stop being a douche 9:15.

  • 68 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 4:01am

    Love this. This is exactly how me and my friends are

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:27am

    If you ain't gettin drunk get the fuck out the club!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:35pm

    Oh god damn it, I work in a club, and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head AGAIN. You might as well do the "Its Gonna Be A Good Night" song too

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:52am

    Charles Rutherford says: please drive somewhere!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:43am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN