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haha love thiiisssss.
Oh I get it! It's funny because the one guy is too intoxicated to send coherent texts so the other guy tells him he should go home just in case!
these are the kind of texts i expected to read when i first heard of this website, not texts documenting what happened last night, but rather hilarious drunken texts such as this
Both LMFAO and 3OH!3 are the shit. Two of my favorite bands. Electro-rap is the new shit motherfucker!!!!!
DISREGARD THAT I SUX COCKS
Ok 347 is Within the 5 boroughs of NY.. where is 203 from??
why does it matter where they are from
Wow finally an actual TFLN.
Perfect response. Good friend right there.
stop being a douche 9:15.
this is a good one! its like an actual text, i would laugh so hard if i got that
p.s. I love that song
If by "awesome" you mean "sucks", then I agree
I love this song in the worst way.
11:21 Its a song. Lmfao & lil jon.
or else it gets the hose again.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
LMFAO FUCKING SUCKS ALMOST AS BAD AS 3oh3!
Charles Rutherford says: please drive somewhere!
I just hate those text, especially if they are directions to a party.
Hahaha shots I love that song
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!
D...was that you??
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Oh god damn it, I work in a club, and now I have this fucking song stuck in my head AGAIN. You might as well do the "Its Gonna Be A Good Night" song too
Love this. This is exactly how me and my friends are
If you ain't gettin drunk get the fuck out the club!