I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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He who pulls the sword from the whore shall get a blow job.
crazy thing about this....it's her dad, texting her mom....
In that case, \n\nProtocol 1: Leave room and never bring it up.\nProtocol 2: Bring up her waste of batteries at her rehearsal dinner.\n\n:)
And why is he sleeping next to her masturbating?!?
Replace it with your own dick and try to vibrate?
Go down on her with it still going. Give her something worthwhile to wake up to.
Take it out and turn it off and let her have a sound sleep like a true gentleman
She probably wants you to leave so she can find someone to do the job right. The fact you had to text a buddy to figure out WTF you should do shows you don't have a frickin clue what to do in the first place.
morning sex deff , NO cell phone pics , that's childish
Hide. She's gonna think you did it.
Flip her over keep the vibrater in and shove ur dick up her ass
make her breakfast in bed - WTF do you think you should do!
I wonder what to do???? Fuck her damn brains out
Keep it goin and eat her out
Some of u ppl are SICK
Um remove it... It might freak her out to wake up that way.. Or it might be a pleasant surprise.
Jack off on her face
i laughed at this! nice!!!
Only in new Bedford...oh jeez
LMAO @ 335!! I want to see someone try to vibrate lol
push her out of bed lmao that or turn the vibrator off
Buberto, someone should assrape you with meat tenderizer.
How do you know op isn't a chick?
Emily Post def never covered the things we go through these days!
If you have to ask you should leave and stick to masturbating alone!
I agree with bloodyfuck! Your definately replace vibrator with penis!
That just means you didn't do the job right
Call mike the situation....he will know
you find out the brand of the battery and send them a thank you card for picking up your slack on the so called allnighter
Who says OP's a dude?
Hit it again!
I say get some gorilla glue well... U fill in the rest. That will teach her not to leave it on
Get some popcorn and enjoy the show
well its just saying that after u guys were done and u passed out she wanted more and u couldnt deliver haha
Carefully change the batteries and then start plowing her
Turn the vibrator on and then proceed to tounge her asshole she will go thru the roof guarnteed
Smack her across the face flip her over and take control... Tell her if she behaves u will give her some more... U need to be more agressive
Take a pic
Post a live feed of the action...
Go for the assist!
obviously shes a slut then if she has a vibrator in there and shes fallen asleep cause shes so wide she cant feel anything
a package of gift wrapped batteries
First. N then protocol = morning sex lmao
R. A. P. E. And pillage
Pour water in her vag