I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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your gf tried to make you into edward cullen.
Maybe cuz Edward gave you head?
Just because its happened before doesn't mean it can't happen again...
Alot of girls actually wear lingerie that has glitter on it....The math's not that hard.
fake and seen it before
That's what you get for fucking Twilight fans...
you fucked Edward Cullen!
Yes, you fucked poor little Tincker-Bell I hope she's ok!!
2:52, Excellent, you live near 708?
Someone's trying to drop a hint to the possibility that you have herpes. 'Cause glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. Duh.
I wish I put it there.
11:25...I'm a southern boy
Oh..and trust me gents..southern girls..are amazing
I wish my vag was glittery.
Oh and 4:45... put the crack pipe down.
Your boyfriend must have had sparkle lipgloss on
Adam lambert butt sex. Just saying.
Bitch was turning you in to edward
Edward Cullen <33 or maybe yyou fucked a fairyy (: haha
2:52, what are your means and methods for removing my glitter?
Maybe she had glitter on her face
3:54, I hate to break it to you, I'm nowhere near Chicago.
I'm a southern girl, so you'll never get to see my "means and methods"
the tooth fairy was there
Seen this one before..
3:54 I have no idea where 708 is.
can't bring the future back! d@mn, i dated this lady in high school that would get glitter everywhere...can't bring the future back! d@mn, she was like tall wth long leg's and show me soOo, much attention! can't bring the future back! d@mn, she was older 2!
2:52, I have glitter on mine too... please help!
Hahhahaa i love you 6:55
nope but i'll help you get it off.
2:52, Chicago... Where r u?
LOL LOL LOL!!1 ALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD!!! IN FACT, IT IS MOST LIKELY LESS THAN AN INCH LONG AND REEKS OF DESPERATE SHAME AND BURNT BACON!!! IN THIS CASE, DO NOT RIDE ON THE DISCO STICK!!! MWAHAHAHA-LOLZ-HAHA!!! TRUST YOUR PAPPY, AND EAT YOUR VEGETABLES KIDZ!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1
Stop fucking fairies and there will be no glitter.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
Now why did u have to go and violate tinkerbell like that? :-)
I'm guessing you grinded on Micheal Jackson
you call THAT a penis??
Let's have some this beat is sick
Maybe you did a clown ??
Edward Cullen made you butt fuck him
Glitter Penis is an awesome band. Really.
Ke$ha raped you.
psh. repeat. c'mon tfln
Glitter is code for herpes.
I don't know but I have glitter in my vagina. Vodka might have been a bad idea, we need to speak tonight. Love Mom
Idk. Maybe you, the Cullens, and Ke$ha got busy while you were drunk? Maybe?