I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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9:50, Yes because a female who happens to enjoy sex is a "whore bag" with no self respect.
You need to pull your head out of your ass and realize it's 2009.
A girl with a sense of humor, and like 9:04 predicts, a strap-on.
Sounds like self-respect to me.
I don't think they meant she's a whore for liking sex, pretty sure it's because she actually said "dick time".....
*In Aussie accent* "Keep-uh"
If you're good at something, never do it for free...
get ready for her strap-on, bitch
LOLOLOL I like you.
The mickey mouse I grew up with only had one dick.
Can't we all just have sex and get along
Sounds like he had fun.
yeah, what if it was a guy and he yelled "VAGINA TIME"?
who hasnt walked into a room at one point in their life and screamed something along the lines of "dick time".... i know in my single days i grabbed a guy and said its time to satisfy me then the morning after turned him out... whats wrong with this? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
She was looking at your Mickey Mouse clock. Mickey's big dick was on the "9" and his little dick was on the "6."
Oh I get it because she was so euthisastic about having sex she screamed DICK TIME! Increasing his chances of getting laid
Hi, my name is Boxxy
If I had a Nickel..
The Cockmaster says: im constantly banging chicks just like this one
"Guys like to get pussy"...so girls can't "like to get dick"? oh yeah totally reasonable...
HOW ARE THERE STILL STUPID DOUBLE STANDARDS LIKE THIS? WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU 9:50? Didn't think to call the guy a whore while you're at it, since he was trying to get laid too?
Hahaha I agree with 12:39, that's funny as hell
Who says "bad night" to this stuff?
definitely a dirty whore -- and so are all the cunts that are defending her
Confucious say: man who walk through aiport door sideways is going to Bangkok
Stupid 708 sluts. The worst.
if these girls exist, I need to find them in my area
708 is not sluts!!! what up LGP!!!
I hate when mom walks in and says that!
lol i feel as if i know this person
most girls have no self respect so I'm never shocked by whore bag stories
There's nothing wrong with what she says. I say stuff like that to my boyfriend all the time. And he reciprocates.
Confucius also say: It take many nails to build crib,
but only one screw to fill it.
Does she get a pretzel after "dick time"?
Cereasly? 2009? Wat time machine u use?
yeah 9:50, its 2009, girls are expected to be stupid whores
12:01, are you still single?
why is this a double standard? Guys like to get pussy. But a cunt that gives it up easily to lots of guys is nothing but a slutty whore. If you bitches don't like it -- then you can be a cat lady. Just don't get in our way
Gee these pretzels are making me thirsty
9:04.......you say that like its a bad thing???
Haha I can only imagine how this would really work out... He started laughing after she said it. I know i would have.