I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
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9:50, Yes because a female who happens to enjoy sex is a "whore bag" with no self respect.
You need to pull your head out of your ass and realize it's 2009.
A girl with a sense of humor, and like 9:04 predicts, a strap-on.
Sounds like self-respect to me.
I don't think they meant she's a whore for liking sex, pretty sure it's because she actually said "dick time".....
If you're good at something, never do it for free...
*In Aussie accent* "Keep-uh"
The mickey mouse I grew up with only had one dick.
Sounds like he had fun.
get ready for her strap-on, bitch
LOLOLOL I like you.
Can't we all just have sex and get along
who hasnt walked into a room at one point in their life and screamed something along the lines of "dick time".... i know in my single days i grabbed a guy and said its time to satisfy me then the morning after turned him out... whats wrong with this? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
HOW ARE THERE STILL STUPID DOUBLE STANDARDS LIKE THIS? WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU 9:50? Didn't think to call the guy a whore while you're at it, since he was trying to get laid too?
yeah, what if it was a guy and he yelled "VAGINA TIME"?
"Guys like to get pussy"...so girls can't "like to get dick"? oh yeah totally reasonable...
She was looking at your Mickey Mouse clock. Mickey's big dick was on the "9" and his little dick was on the "6."
Oh I get it because she was so euthisastic about having sex she screamed DICK TIME! Increasing his chances of getting laid
The Cockmaster says: im constantly banging chicks just like this one
If I had a Nickel..
Hahaha I agree with 12:39, that's funny as hell
Hi, my name is Boxxy
Who says "bad night" to this stuff?
if these girls exist, I need to find them in my area
definitely a dirty whore -- and so are all the cunts that are defending her
Stupid 708 sluts. The worst.
708 is not sluts!!! what up LGP!!!
Confucious say: man who walk through aiport door sideways is going to Bangkok
lol i feel as if i know this person
There's nothing wrong with what she says. I say stuff like that to my boyfriend all the time. And he reciprocates.
I hate when mom walks in and says that!
Cereasly? 2009? Wat time machine u use?
Confucius also say: It take many nails to build crib,
but only one screw to fill it.
most girls have no self respect so I'm never shocked by whore bag stories
yeah 9:50, its 2009, girls are expected to be stupid whores
why is this a double standard? Guys like to get pussy. But a cunt that gives it up easily to lots of guys is nothing but a slutty whore. If you bitches don't like it -- then you can be a cat lady. Just don't get in our way
Does she get a pretzel after "dick time"?
12:01, are you still single?
Gee these pretzels are making me thirsty
9:04.......you say that like its a bad thing???
Haha I can only imagine how this would really work out... He started laughing after she said it. I know i would have.