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  • Submitted by Authoress on Jul 4, 10 at 6:56pm

    A threesome with Stephen Colbert and Uncle Sam.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 4, 10 at 8:44pm

    Getting a blow job while singing the Star Spangled Banner, and nutting when the song ends.

  • Submitted by ggmate on Jul 5, 10 at 8:09am

    Sleeping with a Navy SEAL

  • Submitted by Turbowang on Jul 4, 10 at 7:16pm

    blowing the President in the Oval Office...

  • Submitted by Intimidator1 on Jul 4, 10 at 7:03pm

    Sleeping with a Marine.

  • Submitted by uncle_badtouch on Jul 4, 10 at 7:04pm

    Uh, I haven't had a shirt on all day. That's way more American

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    Submitted by jem on Jul 5, 10 at 5:17am


  • Submitted by superbamf27 on Jul 4, 10 at 8:59pm

    Punching someone cuz they're different?

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    Submitted by giggity80085 on Jul 4, 10 at 7:44pm

    Posting this text tomorrow

  • Submitted by jmay5 on Jul 5, 10 at 1:00am

    Sleeping with a soldier who's actually done something in the military.

  • Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 4, 10 at 6:53pm

    Being fat and dumb is!

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    Submitted by thatdumbbetch on Jul 4, 10 at 10:27pm

    Sleeping with a VMI cadet

  • Submitted by krauzersnake on Jul 4, 10 at 7:35pm

    Sleeping with an enlisted man

  • Submitted by ryno24 on Jul 5, 10 at 9:07am

    The only thing more American would be taking anal with a Cadet

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 5, 10 at 2:03am

    Sleeping with a marine ;)

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    Submitted by Fliguy836 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:58am

    only thing better would be to sleep with a Midshipman in stead of a cadet

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    Submitted by yamama on Jul 5, 10 at 8:04am

    God bless America!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 10 at 12:27am

    Too bad everyone who is a westpoint cadet is at training on the 4th of July.

  • Submitted by usmc22 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:26am

    Sleeping with a marine!

  • Submitted by ericalew on Jul 4, 10 at 10:57pm

    Fucking Uncle Sam and George Washington at the same time while the National Anthem is playing on the 4th of July with fireworks going off in the background in Washington DC.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 10 at 10:07pm

    Yeeeeah Charlottesvillllleeee

  • Submitted by DRNH1 on Jul 8, 10 at 3:09pm

    A navy pilot... I claim that one!!

  • Submitted by shpatoinkle on Jul 4, 10 at 11:06pm

    Sleeping with an infantry Marine!

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    Submitted by codii on Jul 6, 10 at 3:40am


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    Submitted by xandrasm on Aug 19, 10 at 3:37am

    Sleeping with a vmi cadet ;)

  • Submitted by dalguy on Jul 5, 10 at 3:24pm

    Being gangbanged by 5 hot soldiers!!

  • Submitted by frostburgchick on Jul 5, 10 at 11:40am

    sleeping with a midshipmen.

  • Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jul 6, 10 at 8:14pm

    screwing a midshipman from annapolis cause the army is weak and the navy is the shit

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    Submitted by exoh10 on Jul 6, 10 at 3:14am


  • Submitted by neogumby on Jul 5, 10 at 3:19am

    Sleep with an airman.

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 5, 10 at 12:06am

    @Ecrialew I agree that is pretty American

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 4, 10 at 11:16pm

    Eat some apple pie... Or is it pumpkin. O.o

  • Submitted by coldfusion63 on Jul 5, 10 at 5:55pm

    sleeping with a marine, not some bitch ass solider

  • Submitted by RebelsNonsense on Jul 7, 10 at 8:33am

    My father graduated from West Point. What's happening to the officers these days, I hope that he loses out on a promotion down the road after he receives his commission. What a shame that one of the more prestigious Academy's cadets are no longer built on values.

  • Submitted by mcq53 on Jul 5, 10 at 11:43am

    Jmay5 said exactly What I was thinking..cadet..haha how about sleeping with someone who has actually killed for his (or her) country

  • Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jul 5, 10 at 7:58am

    The most American thing is sleeping with a litte seaman inside you.

  • Submitted by lexierose213 on Jul 4, 10 at 6:56pm

    Sleeping with a sailor :)

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    Submitted by IWM on Aug 4, 12 at 9:22pm

    How about being a Marine?