Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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My lifeboat that and wawa hoagies
what? there wasn't enough for everybody? jk
FIRST HAHA!!!! and so true >.>
In case anyone is curious, pizzas WILL float.
Haha this is so very true. I like how this was said A LOT
this shit is NOT funny
LMAO! thaaaats freaaaaking true!
203, I'm fairly certain that by using the word 'gawd' seriously, you have made your own point moot.
keep austin weird :)
I love pizzas but you get you ass that drunk your way to far from help
So, there's not enough, and you have to jump into the ocean, and you hit the propeller just before the water?
Watching that guy *thunk* off of it and flip into the ocean made all 3 hours worthwhile.
can have it any time lol stupid submit button
Mmm pizza. Totally gonna have bagel bites (since the pizzas on a bagel i
this analogy is far too deep to have been written by any of my drunk dumbass friends... props to sender
Nothing like burning your mouth with hot ropollo's pizza after a long night of 6th st.