Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • What kind of party has left over jello shots?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:18am
  • kid is about to have a great day. the 2 people above me why the fuck do you have children? sounds like great parenting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:28am
  • 10:08: Youre from Québec. That explains everything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:44pm
  • I'm saying that I think the chick talking about feeding her kids alcohol is probably a troll. and if she is she has been successful because she got everyone including myself all riled up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:41pm
  • do you let her bang the the refs too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:22pm
  • 10:08 at least you are honest. And at least you will have nobody to blame in 7 years when you little precious is sucking dick in an alley for more heroin money because you wanted to have a good time with her when she was younger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:13am
  • 9 43. the conversation going on is not about the text. read the chat. ok, I'm being sarcastic. yeah, obviously no one is going to stop you from making babies. and yes, they could and would take them. and yes I'm sure at 10 and 14 they probably do love it. I just think it's a fucked up thing. you are the kids mother, not their friend. and are you serious? 10 years old and you are feeding him alcohol? you really dont see whats wrong with this picture?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:00am
  • ummm your defense is that your 10yr old daughter is at home getting drunk and not running around wild? WHAT THE FUCK 10yr OLD RUNS AROUND WILD?!?! they cant even go to the mall without you bringing them....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:11pm
  • I once gave my children vodka thinking it was water. It was interesting to say the least.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:16am
  • No banging the umpires is my job and the coach too ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:25pm
  • 7:55 when have you ever heard someone worried about the canadians kicking their ass?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Don't you know when you are being trolled you retards!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:39am
  • 11:41, no, you won't tell us her name because you're a bullshitter and a PHONY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 12:16pm
  • Can't most people on here read? She said LITTLE BRO, not her kid. Jeeze Louise! Think you should have to pass a literacy test to be allowed to post

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 7, 11 at 2:54am
  • any kid playing guitar hero while wasted is going to be happy. its a known fact that alcohol is an acquired taste, there is no way they actually like drinking the stuff. they drink it for the effect or to look cool. both of which as a parent you should not support.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:16pm
  • No one is scared of the Americans in all fairness the British army are the only real threat!! 9:13 are you thick it was a troll, trolling you all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:40pm
  • right? feeding a 10 year old alcohol just makes me think theres gotta be some kind of sexual abuse floating around that home as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Maybe not great parenting, but DAMN great entertainment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:35am
  • Sorry, Greg Rusedski's footsteps*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:21am
  • Don't all of you religious nuts make your kids drink wine, and on top of all that you tell them " It's the Blood of God"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 9:21pm
  • @ 2:44 - Hey numb-nuts... 32 is Belgium, not Canada. Although, America's hat vs Europe... I can see how that would confuse you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:40pm
  • @ 7:55 - I was trying to play nice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 8:56pm
  • She does play in amateur tournaments yes. Point being? It's not like I am going to tell you her name is it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:41am
  • Don't you mean America is Canada's toilet? Canada rules fuck the ignorant Americans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:55pm
  • but srsly. successful troll is successful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:30pm
  • I would love to be ass fucked by a black guy like yourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:52am
  • fuck u Mexican troll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:42am
  • Yes I am a troll and thank you all for getting me through my laborious day at work. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 3:16pm
  • Who doesn't know what a jello shot is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 12:54am
  • Who goin check me boo?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:32am
  • 4:51- They burned it in 1814, you dumb fuck! Don't you think our weapons are a little bit more advanced? You bet your ass they are. Oh and Fuck You again, You annoy me. I hate Canadians.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:07pm
  • How can she be the best female player of 20+ years when you said she was 10?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:25am
  • since your "daughter" has so much "talent" don't you think you are starting the liver decaying process a little early. she'll get to it on her own when repressed memories of having a fucked up mom and dad finally surface.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:07pm
  • gah, my grandmother would have had a "stern talking to" with my mother if moms was getting me drunk at 10. 10 is way young. if i was a substance abuser at 10 my life would probably be in the shit right now at 20 so your daughter, if she is that good she should be playing amateur at tournaments right? just wondering, I was at the us open and watched a few of the amateur matches. some of those kids are ridiculously talented already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:50am
  • Hahahahahaha I feed my children jello shots

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:13am
  • Actually my daughter is a talented tennis player and is being touted as Canada's best female player for over 20 years. I just hope she doesn't decide to follow in Greg Rusedski and opt to play for the Brits because of her English heritage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:20am
  • lol lollol lollol lollol lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 1:44am
  • I agree with whoeverthefuck it was way back in the beginning though... what kind of party has *left over* Jello shots?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Well said 4:15. And 12:32 way to show your ignorance. Jackass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 6:12am
  • good thing she lives in Canada. childhood alcoholism is NOT covered under obamas plan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:44pm
  • How are we fucked up? Because we give her a few glasses of wine and support her through everything she chooses to do? My daughter is very happy and when she is a big success she will thank us for letting her be her own person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:13pm
  • What are jello shots?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Bitch prolly doesn't have any kids.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:00am
  • Who is going to stop me from reproducing 9:41 ? They may be able to take them afterwards, but stop me NO.. I love my kids and they love that I at the age of 10 and 14 let them get totally off their nuts every weekend with me and their step daddy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:47am
  • Lol people don't read. Little BROTHER not his kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:43am
  • ps- her brain is not finished developing so yea you are hurting her, and more than 4 glasses of wine would get a 10yr old black out wasted...im guessing when her "stepdaddy" has sex with her, thats just teaching her for when she gets married right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Girl beside me on train thinks I'm crazy b/c I'm laudghing! This was funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 7:25pm
  • It was all lies you dumb fuckers Trolled.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Note the word 'touted' she is ( in the tennis association ) being talked of being one of the greatest tennis players Canada or the world has seen. She has more natural talent at her age than Billie Jean Sue Barker or even the William's sisters had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:29am
  • The Canucks burned the White House down once, so don't be betting that they can't do it again..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 4:51am
  • If kids were smart enough to make that decision then the drinking age wouldn't be needed, besides what worse place is there to get children Drunk then church: a place that's famous for buggery and praying on the Weak Minded!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 12:02am
  • lol 2:30 nice. also if shes the best player in 20 years you wouldn't have to tell anyone her name... they could google her. or goggle her ;) peanut butter smack bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:35pm
  • Reg jello haha! If you haven't seen east bound and down you should it's am amazing short series and he uses on the reg alot in it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:35am
  • again, they let people like you have kids?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 9:41am
  • It was only a matter of time before some ignorant fool threw the whole "you're from Québec" thing at me. Oh you people are so obvious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:14pm