so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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HAHA, that's great!!! Personally if I was the brother I would find you and cut it off.
That is cruel and disgusting! If it ever happened to me, the person who sent the text would never, EVER get me in bed again!
Also, I agree with the poster above about the brother hunting him down and cutting it off.
You fail at life
Wow. I hope her bro kicked your ass as you were leaving. on principle of course.
Your mother would be so proud of you.
That's low! I don't even have a sister, but you can bet if I did and I received that message, shit would go down and the OP would be hurtin'
Lmao, awesome, I love my region.
i hope the brother was either your friend or your worst enemy
my brother would cut it off and make sure you never walked again.. but hes protective
You should send a picture of your fist and say, "This did, too."
Somebody doesn't want to get laid by her, or any of her friends.
Stupid ass move.
Funniest shit ever u probably didn't get laud after that did?
I wanna know more.....what happened next....
Were you trying to make him hot for your cock?
Stay classy, Beaumont. It is proper Texas etiquette to send the pic to everyone in her phonebook. You trying to win the "sensitive guy" award?
BAHAHA! I'm female, have a brother and i can still see this as a CLASSIC humour moment!
Hahahahahahahahaha FUCKIN CLASSIC
You have no idea hoe bad I would kick your ass you had done this to me\nIt was prolly tiny anyway\nYou be a rapper\nCall yourself lil wang
U shouldve had same text, pic of your fist all lined up. Still funny tho
Hahahahahahah nice man..but if I was him you would be dead by now
I'm pretty sure you broke every man code and she has no reason to ever sleep with you again. your obviously 15
you just wanted to show her bro yer dick. there's nothing wrong with being a BIG HOMO!
Bwaaaaa ha ha ha. Op is the man, why have I never thought of this, except with one difference... cc all!
U should of sent it to her mom
OP is clearly hilarious.
if i were that brother you would be dead and dickless
11:17 HA i get it :)
oh my god... im from the 409 area code and why am i not surprised..
That's some bullshit..ur a dumbass
If I were her brother, I would kick your ass. You'd never do that again.
Awesomeness. I don't know why I've never done this before. Although, I'd send it to her dad so he really hates me.
That's the text of day. To damn funny
Ladies, your brothers aren't really that tough and we're not actually afraid of them, but thanks for playing.
My brother would turn you into a eunuch
I wood have sent it to everyone on her contacts but ur idea isn't bad either
If that was my sister I would have bubba violate you in your ass and take pictures
You shudda sent it to her mom too
This is fuckin epic lol good shit
THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡!!!
this is so stupid. kill yourself.
Lol...if this happened to me, my brother would probably laugh about it and then high-five the guy the next time he saw him
What a wanker.
Haha funniest shit ever
hahahahahah thats so baddddddd
If I was the brother I'd send a picture of my fist saying this is gonna fuck you up
That is some funny fucken shit I'd do it lol
You're my hero
Let's hope her brother is a pussy, or else this guy got the shit beat out of him
Haha I'm so gonna do that, cause my girlfriends brother deserves that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EPIC WIN :D
Best "dick" move ever
Haha. That's classic. Way to go man.
another reason why i love texas! im going to try that
Did you clean the lint out of the tip of your dick first??
I did the same thing when I found out I was the "other guy" to her full-time bf :) Best breakup ever!
Hillarious. Nut if someone did that to my sister. I'd find them and they wouldn't having a good time.