I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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1:18, the duggars are not mormon.
I am going to drink a lot and eventually passout but first I am going to I am going to attempt a witty metaphor about defiling myself
Ayo I'm gunna let you finish but..
In Soviet Russia, middle-aged Irish guys waste you!
I like atheist hippie girls with more free love than they know what to do with
I'm moving to Utah :( fml
NOT FUNNYYYY!! people are trying too hard, these texts are getting dumb and dumber
I'm Irish, no of you yanks can drinkfor shit!
Will you Euros and Americans just stop arguing about drinking and sports. Good lord all of you are whiny little bitches. Especially you 10:29, you are the biggest piece of shit on here.
Soccer is a great game I wouldn't call it a sport golf soccer tennis darts pool chess their all real fun games.
Roll tide just sayin....
Roll tide just sayin.....
I'm a hot Mormon girl...its our cute sunday dresses ain't it? ;)
Roll tide not sayin just sayin...
Roll tide just sayin...
imagine playing your shitty sport on ice using a fucking bent stick to hit a much smaller "ball" and actually be able to make contact with each other. Remove all the fun and athletcism out of hockey and you get soccer
1:17 fat girls need love too! And they are not EW you dick wipe!!
The Irish are responsible for the stabilization and growth of the Western US
I'm Irish. And I make Mormon girls leave church. Just who do you thing you are fooling with your drunk?
1022 the actual "manly" version of soccer would be either hockey, lacrosse or rugby. All of which they don't cry after contact and expect a yellow. Soccer women and fans have more balls than the male players
Sorry don't want to piss the losers off who correct everyone.
first off, if they'll hook up with you, they're probably not actually a believer of the mormon faith.
and second, whatever idiot alabama fan kept posting "roll tide,"... stop. because you give all of the not-annoying alabama fans a bad name.
Mormon girls are hot.... Mormon guys are hotter...
You yanks are bigotted bastards we ain't the scum of the earth just because we know how to have a good time
C-A-T-S CATS CATS CATS
6:43pm... That's def an FML. I'm visiting right now and the people are weirddddd...
I'm Irish, a hot girl, definatly not Mormon and doubt you could out drink me.
Roll tide! Pasadena bound!!
God bless the Duggars!
Oh and ManU hell yeah!
Apparently you haven't partied with many Mormon girls
Mormon girls are pretty nice. Helps keep
me awake on Sunday
6:43 I'm sorry...
ManU ftw :)
5:20's a loser. I know plenty of Irish (men and women) who are great people. but if I had to pick I'd take a Russian guy any day!
soccer is for pussies.. Field fairies
Very original. Made me lmao. Thank you.
one thing to get wasted but you have to know how to fight WHILE wasted if you want to upstage the Irish.
not all of us 5:40! i admit it's just the ignorant ones, of which there are unfortunately too many.
Mormon girls are HOT! dammit I love Utah!
Thats really ignorant to say!
My family consists of a lot middle aged Irish men...yeah. Not possible
It's so sad that these are my peers, whose worlds are so small that this is the most exciting thing they can think to do.
There is so much wrong with this op
Stop hating on the Irish, bitches! .. We're cool :P
i don't know how you getting wasted can make middle aged men look like teenage girls.
6:40, you are the ass. You typed "ur" instead of "you're." It makes you look like a childish fuck. And that other guy is right. Fuck the Irish! Manchester United! Oh and I'd leave that asshole before he beats you.
You are doing it too.
8:07 really?! Is it as bad as people say it is?
it's not the irish that you need to learn to out drink, it's the Scottish! We rule at knowing how to have a good time! You haven't been to a party till you've been to a Scottish one!
Some people on here obviously don't get the joke. He doesn't mean he will get wasted until they LOOK like Mormon girls.
He's referring to the stereotype that middle aged Irish men are typical drunks and Mormon girls are supposed to be very conservative.
Therefore, he will get so wasted that Irishmen will look like Mormon girls compared to him.
10:57 I think is mixing Mormons up with either the Amish or the Jews
Wettest pussy I ever had was a phillipino Mormon girl...
10:10 can go fuck himself...actually he'd probably enjoy it. I bet he's American. You fat prick. Go watch some American football while we play real sports
I'm 5:20 and for the record the Yanks are horrible too but the Irish...may God have mercy on you drunk, fat terrorists
Haha Mormon girls are amazing. I almost regret moving from Utah just because I miss the eye candy.
I live in Mormon country. \n\nBelieve me...they're the same thing.
Seriously? My boyfriend is Irish. 5:20, ur an ass. The Irish are awesome and have sexy accents!
What's with the slutty "Mormon" girls on here who are probably 14 saying, "I'm a hot Mormon girl" when in reality they probably have no measurable chest size and think the idea of a fun time is going to build-a-bear? Please leave the Internet you skanky bitches, and stop acting like a bad ass. Thank you.
Just another lousy ass drunk. How do you start out getting wasted? You need help. Try AA.
Mormon girls are hot
what....no tits? Hairy chest? Bad teeth? I'd rather do a middle aged Irish guy in the ass than a Mormon bitch
I'd believe this this crap if I was 10
I hate Mormons. It's a fucking cult!
The Irish are the scum of this Earth.