You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:32am

    Good job, op. Try to make that 7 continents by violating a penguin.

  • 95 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:27am

    When you think about it, that is really impressive.

  • 89 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:12am

    Bold faced lie. And not funny

  • 85 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:53pm

    No... Ur a retard! There are seven contingents. He's totally able to pull that off!

  • 85 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:31pm

    Hahaha now that's something to be proud of

  • 88 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:39pm

    Tiger. Go home to your family already.

  • 82 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:17pm

    USMC leads the way! Raaaaaaah!

  • 83 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:55pm

    Umm... 12:12 actually no, if he got kicked out that means they DON'T allow that stuff. Otherwise they would have jut let him stay. Great attempt at using your powers of deduction though....

  • 90 79
    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Jan 27, 10 at 3:51am

    I admire your life.

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:37am

    You are either a grabby perve or a legend.

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:08am

    What does OBAMA stand for? One Big Ass Mistake America

  • 84 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:02pm

    That's kinda f'ed up...

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:11pm

    Has to be a marine, the're dicks

  • 77 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 6:32pm

    I got kicked out of stiff nipples in antartica

  • 82 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:18pm

    What goes on in a strip club depends on the laws in the country in which it's located. And on the management I guess.... But yeah that more than stripping goes on in some clubs in some places isn't really news.

  • 79 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:20am

    I'm guessing all but Antarctica? There's no way try have strip clubs ... But props bro!

  • 77 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:16am

    That's pretty pathetic. Wouldn't be bragging about that

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:17pm

    "in soviet russia nobody dies happy" best one yet bud

  • 72 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:53pm

    My bad I meant "continents"

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:05pm

    You retard VVVVVV there are no strip clubs on antartica! Duhhhh

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:21am

    Europe, Africam Amreica, oceania and Asia. Thats the continents, and I'm pretty sure the northpole don't have a strip joint

  • 71 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:15pm

    I just got kicked out for being incontinent in a strip club. I thought Boston barbecue was fair game...

  • 78 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:30am

    Not only are you a scumbag, you're also a jackass. Yeah... celebrate that.

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:17pm

    To everyone who's talking shit about the army or the marines think about who is fighting for you to be able to say that. Go fuck yourselves you ignorant pricks.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:44pm

    In soviet russia no one dies happy

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:25pm

    12:11...GO FUCKING DIE

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:42am

    Really?? You got kicked out of a strip club on Antarctica did you? Stupid

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:58am

    LOL. as sad and stupid as this is. its pretty damned funny. ROFL.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:57pm

    Actually, dumbasses, in the United States we're taught that North and South America are different continents (it makes more since then Europe and Asia being separate continents, if you think about it), so technically this post could be true. Its not, of course, but mathematically it could be. If you're going to call shenanigans, do it for a valid reason.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:13pm

    12:11--fuck off. Semper Fi!

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:23pm

    I consider myself a one man wolf pack

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:59am

    Actually, I personally know a guy that's been kicked out of bars/strip clubs on 6 continents. Semper Fi Marine Corps. OOHRAH!

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:53am

    You know, that girl up there, grindin the fucking stage, that's somebody's daughter.

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:57pm

    Nice!!! (go to hell all you "lies" people/person/definitely person)

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 4:16am

    Don't settle for six you lazy bastard.

  • 64 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:47am

    Bad a, bet u cant make it seven

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:45pm

    USMC= Uncle sam's misguided children

  • 63 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:19pm

    Navy sailors leading the charge!

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:45pm

    Wow. If it's true, I'm impressed, and I'm female.

  • 67 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:34pm

    That's cute I have gotten kicked out of every toys r us in the southern half of the us.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:54am

    2:44 that was fucking genius.

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:10pm

    As a Jarine myself I know this to be all too possible -- Get some Marines!!! YYYUUUTTT!!!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:40am

    The USMC is the best. I love Marines :) They may be crazy but they are the best in bed! Oorah!

  • 63 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:10am

    7:54 the Army is for all the fuck ups that can't hack it in my beloved Corps