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  • She was horny and got you to fuck her AND make her dinner. Win for her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:59pm
  • lovin' that beefaroni

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:30am
  • First 2:50, if it's fake, then no, it wouldn't be the girl. And don't act like women shouldn't be allowed to be sexual without being "whores." Fucking double standards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Nope, when girls sleep around they are whores. It's science.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:05pm
  • the really tragic part was not my willingness to swap a frozen waffle for a blowjob... but rather that the frozen waffle was quite a bit more satisfying than the sex that followed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:50pm
  • last weekend i gave a guy some morning head because he microwaved me a frozen waffle. he has no idea what i would have done for bacon and eggs!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm
  • hi i'm a girl, and i don't ever post on tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:32pm
  • 6:34 nobody gives a shit what you believe. You're probably some dumbass stereotypical atheist who despite his disbelief in a god, has some undeserved holier than thou characteristic causing him to be critical and cynical of everyone around him. You probably live in America too, in which case you know that all of Americans aren't really like this. So think before you write next time (athirst).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:07am
  • they call me beefaroni

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:30pm
  • haha you're totally her bitch. the promise of a bloqjob and your making her food!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:13pm
  • That's a good girlfriend!! Girl like that actually make the rest of us look good too. Rock on girl!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:36pm
  • she showed up drunk cause she was drinking and fucking her other man... she felt bad and that's why she blew you while thinking about her other man.... red flag idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Yes, I will be the one to call "bullshit" on this one. Stupid frat boy fuckers who think they're so badass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:45pm
  • 2:45 who cares? half the texts are bullshit anyways. no revelations there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 2:45???? stupid frat boys??? she was the one sucking cock for beefaroni. more like stupid sorority cunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:50pm
  • I mean, if a man does something awesome, he should be rewarded. Agree with 2:59.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:34pm
  • 6:34 "show some huma..." how about you just shut your retarded mouth before I shut it for you? Sound good? Since you got me started you're also goin to hell for not beleiving in god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:51pm
  • WIN! god damn college girls are easy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:31pm
  • now you're just spoiling her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34pm
  • 3:55... thanks. i think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:58pm
  • Luck, gotta love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:21pm
  • gave her the ol' noodle, eh? way to be champ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:44pm
  • Sorry about the misquote

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:52pm
  • this is how bitches should be!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:55pm
  • Op apparently doesn't understand sarcasm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:42pm