I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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She was horny and got you to fuck her AND make her dinner. Win for her.
First 2:50, if it's fake, then no, it wouldn't be the girl. And don't act like women shouldn't be allowed to be sexual without being "whores." Fucking double standards.
lovin' that beefaroni
Nope, when girls sleep around they are whores. It's science.
the really tragic part was not my willingness to swap a frozen waffle for a blowjob... but rather that the frozen waffle was quite a bit more satisfying than the sex that followed.
last weekend i gave a guy some morning head because he microwaved me a frozen waffle. he has no idea what i would have done for bacon and eggs!!
6:34 nobody gives a shit what you believe. You're probably some dumbass stereotypical atheist who despite his disbelief in a god, has some undeserved holier than thou characteristic causing him to be critical and cynical of everyone around him. You probably live in America too, in which case you know that all of Americans aren't really like this. So think before you write next time (athirst).
hi i'm a girl, and i don't ever post on tfln.
they call me beefaroni
she showed up drunk cause she was drinking and fucking her other man... she felt bad and that's why she blew you while thinking about her other man.... red flag idiot
That's a good girlfriend!! Girl like that actually make the rest of us look good too. Rock on girl!!
2:45???? stupid frat boys??? she was the one sucking cock for beefaroni. more like stupid sorority cunt.
Yes, I will be the one to call "bullshit" on this one. Stupid frat boy fuckers who think they're so badass.
haha you're totally her bitch. the promise of a bloqjob and your making her food!
6:34 "show some huma..." how about you just shut your retarded mouth before I shut it for you? Sound good? Since you got me started you're also goin to hell for not beleiving in god.
2:45 who cares? half the texts are bullshit anyways. no revelations there.
now you're just spoiling her.
I mean, if a man does something awesome, he should be rewarded. Agree with 2:59.
WIN! god damn college girls are easy.
3:55... thanks. i think.
gave her the ol' noodle, eh? way to be champ.
Luck, gotta love it!
Sorry about the misquote
this is how bitches should be!
Op apparently doesn't understand sarcasm.