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  • 79 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:59pm

    She was horny and got you to fuck her AND make her dinner. Win for her.

  • 70 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:53pm

    First 2:50, if it's fake, then no, it wouldn't be the girl. And don't act like women shouldn't be allowed to be sexual without being "whores." Fucking double standards.

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:30am

    lovin' that beefaroni

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:05pm

    Nope, when girls sleep around they are whores. It's science.

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:36pm

    That's a good girlfriend!! Girl like that actually make the rest of us look good too. Rock on girl!!

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:50pm

    the really tragic part was not my willingness to swap a frozen waffle for a blowjob... but rather that the frozen waffle was quite a bit more satisfying than the sex that followed.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:07am

    6:34 nobody gives a shit what you believe. You're probably some dumbass stereotypical atheist who despite his disbelief in a god, has some undeserved holier than thou characteristic causing him to be critical and cynical of everyone around him. You probably live in America too, in which case you know that all of Americans aren't really like this. So think before you write next time (athirst).

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:45pm

    Yes, I will be the one to call "bullshit" on this one. Stupid frat boy fuckers who think they're so badass.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:44pm

    gave her the ol' noodle, eh? way to be champ.

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:30pm

    they call me beefaroni

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    last weekend i gave a guy some morning head because he microwaved me a frozen waffle. he has no idea what i would have done for bacon and eggs!!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:50pm

    2:45???? stupid frat boys??? she was the one sucking cock for beefaroni. more like stupid sorority cunt.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:51pm

    6:34 "show some huma..." how about you just shut your retarded mouth before I shut it for you? Sound good? Since you got me started you're also goin to hell for not beleiving in god.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:51pm

    2:45 who cares? half the texts are bullshit anyways. no revelations there.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:32pm

    hi i'm a girl, and i don't ever post on tfln.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:58pm

    3:55... thanks. i think.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:34pm

    I mean, if a man does something awesome, he should be rewarded. Agree with 2:59.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:53pm

    she showed up drunk cause she was drinking and fucking her other man... she felt bad and that's why she blew you while thinking about her other man.... red flag idiot

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:34pm

    now you're just spoiling her.

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:13pm

    haha you're totally her bitch. the promise of a bloqjob and your making her food!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:52pm

    Sorry about the misquote

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:31pm

    WIN! god damn college girls are easy.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:21pm

    Luck, gotta love it!

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:55pm

    this is how bitches should be!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:42pm

    Op apparently doesn't understand sarcasm.