Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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TRANSLATION: I'm staring deeply and intimately into my cats eyes and I'm contemplating on whether or not to jerk it off.
I legit just did this. Like two minutes ago. That's so weird.
Hahahah love this
Hahaha I like this too
Clearly the only thing to do in kc during the winter
You lost....you looked at the cell to type this text....Fail....
i can text w/o looking...but thats just me
Then how are you texting? You suck at life
Cats always win dude.
This text is funny you humorless prick. Apparently you have never been high.
I've been high numerous times and this shit still isn't funny. I have staring contests with my cat when I'm sober just because the little fucker doesn't ever look away.
Jan 21 at 4:44 you're a total dickhead
cat always wins. ALWAYS
I submitted this months ago and it never got accepted, but this person's did? pshttt!
Swing and a miss again mods. How about passing something funny next time?
655 people can text without looking. Unless ur 7 or something.
You just lost by texting this
Will people PLEASE stop doing retarted shyt they read on MLIA gosh that site is retarted
Hahahahahahahahaha silly stoners
Lol crazy awesome
Haha that cats a fucking ninja, mine just sleeps and poops..... I taught him well - kid
do that with my dogs all the time while they're stoned too.