So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
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You can stay out of the white shirts office and
not deal with all the sticky mess from the pads if you find and old monitor that still has the paddels and they can't interogatr.
I don't think it is impossible to do. Besides, he said he was thinking about it. I would try it but all that shit is saved in the archives in the monitor. I don't want to be called into a white shirts office asking why I shocked something when it was asystolic. I'm assuming, of course, a burrito would show asystole, seeing as there is no electrical activity in a burrito, or is there? Anywho, I don't think the pads would fit either, unless it was a super burrito. It might blow it up?
you shouldn't be on drugs if you're a doctor!!!
Insert healthcare reform joke here.
Why don't you choke yourself with the cords instead?
This is why I date doctors. I fuckin love this. And the discussion about it as well. Lol
This explains why the doctor just laughed when blood shot out of my finger that last time I was at Riverside Community Hospital. She liked the distance I got.
Hahahahha I love you
Op is a moron.
I love weed
this is jokes.\nwork is well fun
It clearly says 'i thought how awesome would it be to...' he was thinking about doing that he/she never said she did do it~ dumbasses;
Do you always lie to your friends about the bullshit you claim to do at work.? You're an insult to the profession. Smoke another joint retard because it's impossible to do
someone is a debbie downer..
agreed. i hate ass holes who go on calls drunk/high/whatever... their pathetic attempts at humor endanger me and those i care about... NOT ok
Yeah this is minor compared to what's gone down at my station.
Hahahahaa yeah we tried that at my station toooo! Lmao
I'm watching something on the news of a drunken doctor. Wonder if it's you
this is not funny. as an emergency responder, i find it totally unacceptable to perform our duties while under any influence. you endanger everyone you work with and make a mockery of our profession.
Omfg that's the best idea ever!!!
Do you think it would bring the burrito back into a normal sinus rythum??...
Pot head doctor
Wow I hope nothing ever happens to me in the IE! Your horrible!
Totally impossible. OP is an idiot.
951! Lol finally one from close by x)
Fake. People in healthcare write pt as patient
lol, i bet i know these people. temecula ftw! < 3, kaylha
ICU at it's finest. All good til you get an electric arc off a frozen burrito.
Clearly, none of you who think this is fake have spent any time at a fire house. That is relatively tame to the shit we pull.
i practically live at my firehouse. performing duties high goes above and beyond any kind of screwing around... it goes from funny to wrong. endangering your brothers is not acceptable.
First. I'm sorry.
I love pussy soaked weed! And weed soaked pussy! Why has no one ever shown me that before??
I actually think I know you guys...yikes..
I like to soak my weed in my pussy then smoke it :)
The machine won't work like that has a heart rate monitor that detects a shockable rhythm to keep pot heads from zapping themselves by accident. Sorry Macgyver smoker try again.