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  • 78 68
    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 18, 10 at 8:09am

    Insert healthcare reform joke here.

  • 70 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:14am

    You can stay out of the white shirts office and not deal with all the sticky mess from the pads if you find and old monitor that still has the paddels and they can't interogatr.

  • 79 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:45am

    It clearly says 'i thought how awesome would it be to...' he was thinking about doing that he/she never said she did do it~ dumbasses;

  • 59 47
    Submitted by poop12 on Dec 11, 10 at 8:20pm

    you shouldn't be on drugs if you're a doctor!!!

  • 64 66
    Submitted by shooter308 on Feb 18, 10 at 6:11pm

    I don't think it is impossible to do. Besides, he said he was thinking about it. I would try it but all that shit is saved in the archives in the monitor. I don't want to be called into a white shirts office asking why I shocked something when it was asystolic. I'm assuming, of course, a burrito would show asystole, seeing as there is no electrical activity in a burrito, or is there? Anywho, I don't think the pads would fit either, unless it was a super burrito. It might blow it up?

  • 63 65
    Submitted by hootenanny on Feb 18, 10 at 6:40pm

    this is jokes.\nwork is well fun

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:23am

    Why don't you choke yourself with the cords instead?

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:20am

    Op is a moron.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by deanne333 on Sep 21, 10 at 3:36am

    Fake. People in healthcare write pt as patient

  • 66 74
    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Feb 18, 10 at 10:54am

    This explains why the doctor just laughed when blood shot out of my finger that last time I was at Riverside Community Hospital. She liked the distance I got.

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:15pm

    Fake.

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:49am

    ICU at it's finest. All good til you get an electric arc off a frozen burrito.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:26am

    Hahahahha I love you

  • 61 70
    Submitted by jager_bitch on Feb 18, 10 at 8:36pm

    I actually think I know you guys...yikes..

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:28pm

    909er

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:23pm

    Yeah this is minor compared to what's gone down at my station.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:45pm

    Omfg that's the best idea ever!!!

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:05am

    I love weed

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:22am

    This is why I date doctors. I fuckin love this. And the discussion about it as well. Lol

  • 49 51
    Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 8, 10 at 9:28pm

    this is not funny. as an emergency responder, i find it totally unacceptable to perform our duties while under any influence. you endanger everyone you work with and make a mockery of our profession.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by killacali on Feb 18, 10 at 4:31pm

    lol, i bet i know these people. temecula ftw! < 3, kaylha

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:51am

    Buuurrrriiiitooooossss!!!!!!!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:35am

    Do you think it would bring the burrito back into a normal sinus rythum??...

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:43am

    Wow I hope nothing ever happens to me in the IE! Your horrible!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:49am

    I'm watching something on the news of a drunken doctor. Wonder if it's you

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:22pm

    Bam!

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:13pm

    Hahahahaa yeah we tried that at my station toooo! Lmao

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:30am

    Do you always lie to your friends about the bullshit you claim to do at work.? You're an insult to the profession. Smoke another joint retard because it's impossible to do

    • 59 64
      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Feb 18, 10 at 4:06pm

      someone is a debbie downer..

    • 52 44
      Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 8, 10 at 9:30pm

      agreed. i hate ass holes who go on calls drunk/high/whatever... their pathetic attempts at humor endanger me and those i care about... NOT ok

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:26am

    Totally impossible. OP is an idiot.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:05am

    I like to soak my weed in my pussy then smoke it :)

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:04am

    Pot head doctor

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:11am

    I love pussy soaked weed! And weed soaked pussy! Why has no one ever shown me that before??

  • 55 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:05am

    First. I'm sorry.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:57am

    Clearly, none of you who think this is fake have spent any time at a fire house. That is relatively tame to the shit we pull.

    • 53 63
      Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 8, 10 at 9:29pm

      i practically live at my firehouse. performing duties high goes above and beyond any kind of screwing around... it goes from funny to wrong. endangering your brothers is not acceptable.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by superlulz on Jun 3, 11 at 4:29pm

    951! Lol finally one from close by x)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:06am

    Dum dum

  • 17 41
    Submitted by CrrewDog on Dec 18, 11 at 11:23am

    The machine won't work like that has a heart rate monitor that detects a shockable rhythm to keep pot heads from zapping themselves by accident. Sorry Macgyver smoker try again.