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  • Why don't you choke yourself with the cords instead?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:23am
  • You can stay out of the white shirts office and not deal with all the sticky mess from the pads if you find and old monitor that still has the paddels and they can't interogatr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:14am
  • I don't think it is impossible to do. Besides, he said he was thinking about it. I would try it but all that shit is saved in the archives in the monitor. I don't want to be called into a white shirts office asking why I shocked something when it was asystolic. I'm assuming, of course, a burrito would show asystole, seeing as there is no electrical activity in a burrito, or is there? Anywho, I don't think the pads would fit either, unless it was a super burrito. It might blow it up?

    Submitted by shooter308 on Feb 18, 10 at 6:11pm
  • you shouldn't be on drugs if you're a doctor!!!

    Submitted by poop12 on Dec 11, 10 at 8:20pm
  • Insert healthcare reform joke here.

    Submitted by artnerd on Feb 18, 10 at 8:09am
  • This is why I date doctors. I fuckin love this. And the discussion about it as well. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:22am
  • This explains why the doctor just laughed when blood shot out of my finger that last time I was at Riverside Community Hospital. She liked the distance I got.

    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Feb 18, 10 at 10:54am
  • Hahahahha I love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:26am
  • this is jokes.\nwork is well fun

    Submitted by hootenanny on Feb 18, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Buuurrrriiiitooooossss!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:51am
  • I love weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:05am
  • Op is a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:20am
  • 909er

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:28pm
  • It clearly says 'i thought how awesome would it be to...' he was thinking about doing that he/she never said she did do it~ dumbasses;

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:45am
  • Yeah this is minor compared to what's gone down at my station.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 5:23pm
  • Do you always lie to your friends about the bullshit you claim to do at work.? You're an insult to the profession. Smoke another joint retard because it's impossible to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:30am
    • someone is a debbie downer..

      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Feb 18, 10 at 4:06pm
    • agreed. i hate ass holes who go on calls drunk/high/whatever... their pathetic attempts at humor endanger me and those i care about... NOT ok

      Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 8, 10 at 9:30pm
  • Fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:15pm
  • Hahahahaa yeah we tried that at my station toooo! Lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:13pm
  • I'm watching something on the news of a drunken doctor. Wonder if it's you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:49am
  • this is not funny. as an emergency responder, i find it totally unacceptable to perform our duties while under any influence. you endanger everyone you work with and make a mockery of our profession.

    Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 8, 10 at 9:28pm
  • Omfg that's the best idea ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Pot head doctor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 2:04am
  • Do you think it would bring the burrito back into a normal sinus rythum??...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 12:35am
  • Wow I hope nothing ever happens to me in the IE! Your horrible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 10:43am
  • Totally impossible. OP is an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:26am
  • Bam!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:22pm
  • 951! Lol finally one from close by x)

    Submitted by superlulz on Jun 3, 11 at 4:29pm
  • Fake. People in healthcare write pt as patient

    Submitted by deanne333 on Sep 21, 10 at 3:36am
  • lol, i bet i know these people. temecula ftw! < 3, kaylha

    Submitted by killacali on Feb 18, 10 at 4:31pm
  • ICU at it's finest. All good til you get an electric arc off a frozen burrito.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:49am
  • Clearly, none of you who think this is fake have spent any time at a fire house. That is relatively tame to the shit we pull.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 4:57am
    • i practically live at my firehouse. performing duties high goes above and beyond any kind of screwing around... it goes from funny to wrong. endangering your brothers is not acceptable.

      Submitted by firegirl62165 on May 8, 10 at 9:29pm
  • First. I'm sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:05am
  • I love pussy soaked weed! And weed soaked pussy! Why has no one ever shown me that before??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:11am
  • I actually think I know you guys...yikes..

    Submitted by jager_bitch on Feb 18, 10 at 8:36pm
  • I like to soak my weed in my pussy then smoke it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:05am
  • Dum dum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:06am
  • The machine won't work like that has a heart rate monitor that detects a shockable rhythm to keep pot heads from zapping themselves by accident. Sorry Macgyver smoker try again.

    Submitted by CrrewDog on Dec 18, 11 at 11:23am
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