He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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LMFAO what a genius
That's so sketch yet so clever. I'm not sure if I hope he gets an STD or if I think he should write a how-to manual.
He'll most likely get an STD and that's when he'll retire and write a book about his sexcapades. Just like Tucker Max.
This is kind of how a real life Misery scenario plays out. He's gonna fall straight into the arms of a total psychopath.
im def doing that from now on
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Try picking out the ugliest girl contest at closing time. The dick is blind and you will have soje great stories to share guaranteed!
HELL YES! GENIUS!
God damn awsome !
I salute you sir!
your closing time is 2am? how sad for you guys
I'd feel bad for the girls if they weren't so easy and stupid.
Is that pretzel commenting kid super ripped or just retarded
It's an old running joke around here.
Works equally well with depressed, moping hot guys if you're a chick btw.
Why would anyone feel sorry for the girls? He's about to cheer them up. Women like sex too, don't they? DON'T THEY?!?!
So f*cking genius!
I really hope this took place in Geneseo at the IB.
HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!!!
That is exactly what I thought when I read this
Wow. I officially have a new hero.
In a bunch of states it's illegal to serve alchahol after 2 am
2am close is early
Yeah, but some (terrible, Prohibition relic) jurisdictions don't leave you much of a choice in the matter.
not that genius hey