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  • i wish i had seen that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Lemme guess this was in Bmore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:00pm
  • i just imaging the guy like "DONT TAZE ME BRO! oh shit, thats me"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29pm
  • this is probably the funniest thing i have ever heard of, and dont defend the criminals people, they should be glad it was a taser and not a bullet, thats why you are supposed to listen to what a cop tells you and dont try to steal his stuff....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:17am
  • glad to know that md admits to having morons. some states are too douche bagish to even admit it, and then they pull that state pride shit out like they're something special. THIS IS AMERCA. GET WITH IT BITCHES. use tasers on fat people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Fucking brilliant! I hope there is video.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:46am
  • People who play with other people's toys deserve everything they get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:34am
  • dont mess with the cops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:16am
  • I love MD I think more cops should leave tasers laying around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:43am
  • Gotta love maryland...only that would happen here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:41pm
  • hah let me guess, OC? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:18pm
  • God I hope this ends up on youtube...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:46am
  • niggas aren't the smartest creatures...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:42pm
  • I don't even think you need to call an ambo for a taser -- just get the guy a cold beer -- unless you're the guy that came into my hospital a few months ago with a taser suck in his cock. Yes it was STUCK there tazing him over and over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:17am
  • woah 2:24. way to ruin the jolly mood, debbie downer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:43pm
  • thats hilarious... sounds like a reno 911 sketch!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 12:17pm
  • Anyone dumb enough to take a taser from a cop and shoot themselves with it kinda deserves to die. Just saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:27pm
  • hey 11:17 you do realize that some dude died up in Canada because he was tasered, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:24pm
  • 410 is the opposite of ghetto. im pretty sure this happened in the hangover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:49pm
  • lmao. that's maryland for ya.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I guess non of you heard what happened in Vancouver BC Canada @ the airport, there was a death by tazer there and the mad dies there by having a heart attack. the cop could lose is job if he doesn't call an ambulance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:59pm
  • This went from being funny to a CNN evening special very quickly. Loosen up people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:24pm
  • the cop wasn't an RCMP officer was it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:26am
  • 3:01 is full of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Awesome night for the spectators, horrible night for the idiot. And 11:17, that's amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:28am
  • LOLL. i love maryland. the idiots make it entertaining.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:41pm
  • just got an Old school movie flash..... Youre crazy...I like you.....but youre crazy..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:29pm
  • The cop shouldn't call an ambulance. He needs to call the Short Bus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:13am
  • that didnt happen in the hangover. what movie were you watching? Stu got straight up tased by the cop (no wires), Phil was taser-gunned in the balls, and Alan was taser-gunned in the face by the fat kid but didnt go down so the cop had to tase him more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 7:39pm
  • 11:17 is a fucking moron. a taser has enough juice for 2-3 quick pulses. they absolutely do NOT fire continuously, it's one quick zap and you're fucking on the floor in a puddle of piss. and assuming it could somehow get stuck "on" it would be drained in under a second. the story you describe isn't even possible, plus the guy wouldn't be able to move much less drive himself to the hospital.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:34pm
  • 2:24-- On average, one person dies per week from being tased--that's why they call it "less-lethal," like ballistic beanbags (which have also killed people). They shouldn't have been dumbasses and gotten tased in the first place. Btw-- I would have laughed at the stupidity of that guy. I have to try not to laugh when I see people get tased at work all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Don't fuck with tazers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:41am
  • that's the ghetto part of md...big surprise a moron would that. morons don't exist in the cool rich parts of md

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:55am
  • 11:55 - Uhh, 301 is the ghetto part of MD. Not 410.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:46pm
  • TYPICAL. a cop WOULD do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:38am
  • The proverbial Simpsons HA HAAAA is appropriate for this. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:16am
  • ohhh Baltimore... i love this place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 1:29pm