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  • I think if you say that, and the girl says "Predecons, TERRORIZE!" you've found yourself a keeper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:05pm
  • hahahaha, i think you should have known they wouldn't appreciate that but it's hilarious! i want to "beast mode!" a hot chick right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:54am
  • 10:55 - let's do it, i'll take an early lunch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:58am
  • sweet sweet beast wars reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:01am
  • Only cool if you donkey punch her right after

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:53am
  • 10:58 if shes down to fuck a random online im sure shed be down for a threesome haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:46pm
  • OMG i laughed so hard when i read this. but if a guy ever said it to me when we were at it, i wouldn't kno whether to punch him or die laughing ahaha. August 19, 2009 12:33PM that would be my exact reaction. id actually probably turn around like "what are you doing? fuck me already" haha ps: this would be nassau county<3 gotta love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 7:29pm
  • lmao I would love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:50pm
  • you can beast mode me baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:55am
  • OMG i laughed so hard when i read this. but if a guy ever said it to me when we were at it, i wouldn't kno whether to punch him or die laughing ahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:33pm
  • If he chooses not to join us 3:40... We can party without him. I'm in 678.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 8:33am
  • is that true 11:14? if so i'm going to berkeley to get some

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:18am
  • im not a transformer fangirl at all, but something just turns me on about a transformer dork.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:23am
  • im not a transformer gangirl, but transformer dorks are hot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:25am
  • 3:40 here.....reppppinnn the 613!...8:33, I'm in ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:43am
  • LOL LOL LOL!!1 NEVER GO FULL RETARD, CHAMP!!! LUUULZ!!! HE. WILL. NEVER. GET. LAID. AGAIN. 1-2-3-4-INTENSE PELVIC THRUSTING NEVERNOMORE!!! GOOOOOOOOO FORCED ABSTINENCE BY WAY OF NEGATIVE SEXUAL REPUTATION!!! AND I'M SPENT!!! LOL LOL LOL!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:57am
  • lmao, did you get that from the video game "bloody roar" ?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:04am
  • i think any lady would laugh and then say make the beast scream, baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:00pm
  • I'd love it. Rough sex say what?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:46am
  • 11:57... whenever you reply to a thread? it's obvious it's you and we all get a little stupider.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Hahahaha ohh my god thats amazing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Fuck yeah I would! I'd have to take a few seconds to laugh, but then I'd think it was great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Clearly not a Golden Bear. Any CAL girl would have loved that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:14am
  • 10:55 - 10:58 here, missed each other last night. I can get off early but I don't get "off" too quickly. You can definitely finish.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:25am
  • I'd appreciate it

    Submitted by zoeythepenguin on Aug 16, 10 at 12:00pm
  • 2:46 some girls are into that, some aren't. Also depends on if it's MFM or FMF.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:59pm
  • HAHAHHA! Fuckin amazing is all i can say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:19am
  • I'm glad to know that Mr. Lynch is using his time productively while on suspension from the NFL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:58pm
  • This one got a roar of laughs when I read it out at my office. It'll never die!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 12:44pm
  • ... Too old i guess, thought this was an "altered beast" reference...arcade/sega style!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 12:55am
  • would Marshawn Lynch get royalties of you did that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:17pm
  • 3:40 and 10:55 i'll gladly step in for him and make it a threesome... I can get to 678, what area code are you from 10:55? I'm in 708, we should meet somewhere in the middle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 10:09am
  • To: 10:55 & 10:58....Care to make it a threesome? You know, give "beast mode" a whole new meaning?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 3:40am
  • Some girls have no taste...I salute you sir

    Submitted by bussmann44 on May 6, 10 at 7:13pm
  • She should have responded with, "Oh you just wait...."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:13am
  • this guy just doesn't meet girls that appreciate good humor. a legit girl would of growled or roared or something. HAHAHAH. Beast mode makes everything better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 4:08pm
  • thats the funniest shit ive ever read on here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:32am
  • i think "Yes, my queen!" might've gotten a better reaction, but i'd go with "For the colony!" lolol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:28pm
  • Could've been worse. I mean, he could've exclaimed something about making her scream, "Primus, yes!" in the sack, right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 8:10am
  • 10:58 How early is your early lunch? signed 10:55

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:28am
  • *laughs* I think I need to meet you *eyes her beast wars collection* but yeah, any girl that gets offended from that just isnt any fun XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 8:56am
  • Just don't get "off" too early. I get to finish too, or no deal. signed 10:55

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:01pm
  • 2:31 I definitely agree. Glad they type in all caps so I can ignore them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Definitely inspired by the FML post about "beast mode"

    Submitted by ebrid on Oct 19, 11 at 1:37am
  • I love Nassau County...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Hey 10:55, 10:58 here. Missed your message before but I can get out early

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:38pm
  • HAHA, that's awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 10:56am
  • 3:40 here...also a girl ;) LET'S DO THIS!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 10:50pm
  • LMAO, god damn that made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:44pm
  • 3:40 - I don't know if that's her thing, you have to ask

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 11:25am
  • @11:46 it don't get no better than solid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:54am
  • yea dude that's bloody roar... it's an oldschool PS1 game instant classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:09am
  • this is 10:55. I feel very sad I missed your three way conversation. I'm a girl. And hell yes I'm in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 12:49pm
  • dude... my boyfriend would do that kinda turns me on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:06am
  • I don't believe it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Nah 11:04 and 11:09, Beast Mode is from "Beast Wars" transformers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:37am
  • OMG I love how ppl are using this to arrange hook ups. You sex addicts! HA! :)

    Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 9, 11 at 6:05pm
  • Oh. I would have laughed!

    Submitted by MadMariah on Oct 9, 11 at 5:59pm
  • Things to remember: most people that say they do goofy fucking crap like this have never seen a vagina in the first goddamned place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:23pm
  • no kiddies that would be transformers beast wars cartoon and anyone that knows that is a dork like me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:06am
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