I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
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I blew my boyfriend and after he refused to kiss me so i licked his face = )
anyone notice how there's another text in the worst night section where a girl talks about a guy that cums on her face and then high fives her? Coincidence?
I'll swallow if I'm dating the guy - but I don't even go down unless we're exclusive and I know he actually has feelings for me. Call me old fashioned! If he wants to cum on me though, I'm game. As long as he'll shower with me after ; )
I swallow every single time, not swallowing seems disgusting and messy to me....i'm thinking i want it on my face--never had it...but i don't wanna ask for it and sound like a slut...
It would only sound slutty if you just met the guy you're blowing a couple hours ago at a bar. If you're in a committed relationship, your man will probably love it!
"if you ask a guy to kiss you after blowing him, that's class-less It's called "snowballing" him, and the snowball is a form of revenge."
1. How is asking someone to kiss you classless?
2. How is it a form of revenge if he accepts?
3. How is it a snowball if she swallowed, which is the theme of the thread?
Maybe you should just go away.
As for 11:47AM, he's a 13 year old virgin troll with a small penis, a socially isolated chronic masturbator, and a basement dwelling sockfucker.
^matter of taste. I like the way cum taste
this is why i love nebraska
i always swallow. Unless there is a special request to cum somewhere else. Sex is supposed to be fun, take your ego out of it and your sex life will be much more fulfilling.
quit judging people on sexual preferences, just because they're not yours
well my girl has recently taken to having me cumming on her face, she smears it and everything, she likes it, it has been the coolest thing, dont know where it all came from but i hope it stays!
I dont get what the stigma is about swallowing, I mean when a guy goes down on you he kinda buries his face in whatever wetness you got going on down there. So it is polite to return the favor. Besides a guys is all over in a few bursts while the girls is "juicy" for the "duration"
10:39 guys dont like cum so their not gonnna want it in their mouths. if i kiss a guy after i swallow its a total peck no open mouth or anything
oh i've high fived plenty of times after sex. the best was when i was kissed on the forhead after giving head. i felt like a child. which is gross.
I once high-fived a guy after I swallowed. He thought it was hilarious.
I swallow whats the biggg deal?
i never understood why guys get so excited when i swallow...now i think im starting to get it...bc other girls are pathetic.
cum tastes horrible. but if i got a high 5 every time i swallowed i might do it more often.
you're a douche. you're lucky a girl is giving you head in the first place and then you refuse to kiss her? screw you, arrogant limp dick.
i swallow, and yet the guy i'm seeing would rather go on my face.. wtf.
i recently learned i was an exception to the rule regarding swallowing. i don't slurp up every last drop but i take whatever lands in my mouth. its only polite. but i'm also a chick who enjoys kissing my man after he's been in my lady business, and i will fellate him after he's been inside me. i'm told that's even rarer than swallowers!
im like 20 for 20 finding swallowers....and never kiss her after. i didnt realize so many people weren't as fortunante
Where do all of you live? We need to party.
yaa.. see i swallow and most girls i know do to....like exactly like others said...you keep it in your mouth longer when you spit...jsut swallow and then have some water.... and as for kissing i dont mind kissing after hes gone down on me....its not that weird..... but bottom line is id swallow any day :) it whitens your teeth and is a litttle dose of protien ;)
Never had a girl NOT swallow. Feel bad for you losers.
hahaha i love 9:20 & 9:29...
Learn to spot a troll.
whats with the consistent 50 or so bad night replies?
this was obviously alright for all involved or reading- high fives were exchanged-
are people just juking the stats or are they really so pessimistic that they can't vicariously cum in some girls mouth?
hahaha reminds me of the time this older chick made me cum and she swallowed and was so proud of herself she was pumping her fist in the air like she just made the game winning shot.....damn i miss her!!
Where are you? Who are you? What's your number? And can we get married asap?
my boyfriend is vegetarian and his cum is so easy to swallow.
i swallow every time.
Maybe it's just me, but I am up for anything. If I am having sex, or doing anything with a guy, (random or not) I'll swallow or he can go wherever. Swallowing is probably my favorite though. But I'll try anything twice.
i mean ive had the pleasure of having the girl as me if it was ok if she did?
Awesome. BTW, cum does not taste "good". It's simply tolerable.
good call. kissing her was definitely out of the question.
From now on I'm going to DEMAND that every guy I blow high fives me after I swallow.
I prefer it, no mess :) it's my signature thing.
i do not understand the whole high-five thing. i mean, its happened to me before, and honestly i thought it was hilarious. but after all that, a high-five is what you think of? i dont get it lol
i thought swallowing was a standard procedure until at christmas my cousins and their friends were talking about girls not swallowing--i made the mistake of saying 'girls don't swallow?'---outed myself! i only kiss after i swallow if i brush my teeth first. also you cant taste anything if you already have him all the way down your throat anyway?
I always swallow, and most guys try to kiss me after but I think that's kinda gross. I am all about the post-hook up high five.
But seriously, if a girl won't swallow, trade up.
wow this is crazy !!!!!
haha so true. love a good troll
yeah, maybe its just me but out of like 15 girls, i think 1 never swallowed...and let me tell you thats the most interesting limbo to be in..i should have just came for the shits and giggles of it.
ok what is the effing zip code where all these girls that swallow live? I swear to the gods of porn i will move there tomorrow!!!
9:38- I have been with my fair share, and I was dating in the late 80's when sex was like shaking hands, and I have only met one. However I will say that I did marry the first girl who i met that did anal. so...
@11:45pm i love when dudes kiss me on the forehead after head. since i guess its a given most guys are ridiculous and wont kiss you after you go down on them...the next best thing is a forehead or cheek kiss. definite points for dudes who do that
I give high fives after every good fuck
heh i got a high five, a hug, a kiss and a big fat thank you. what a great guy.
shitload of calories though.
i'm a female. i meant my group of friends and i all swallow... and it's not like, "TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE", but it's not that bad either!
I'm a little surprised at the amount of people who haven't had swallowers. I've only had one girl NOT swallow, and that was my high school girlfriend. I thought it was pretty much accepted practice at this point.
i don't mind if a guy i'm in a relationship with cums on my face. it can feel a little degrading so i wouldn't let a random hookup do it, but if there's a strong relationship it's just fun & kinky. i wouldn't want it to be the only place he cums though, i like swallowing and i like having it on my tits, ass, and back too....
for real 11:32 fucking give me your number so i can meet you and worship you. and pee on you. gotta love the pee pee and tits and weiners.
except for the fact that you really DON'T taste good enough to eat, 10:09.
I used to try to swallow, but I almost threw up once so i stopped... the warm squirty-ness of it just does something to my gag reflex...
I wouldn't swallow a random guys' man-juice, but I don't give BJs to randies anyway. Cumming on my face is just is demeaning. But guys like going down on the vag. They consider it a treat, I think.
i've never minded swallowing, but when my bf gave me a high five after, i felt like a team player instead of a gf.....
moral of the story kids: don't high five the girl unless she's into sports.
I don't understand the big deal about swallowing. No, it doesn't taste great, but it seems faster and easier to just swallow than to find somewhere to spit.
I totally stumbled upon this post by accident.
Wow. That's all. Just wow.
P.S. It doesn't whiten your teeth:)
I'll kiss after being eaten, I don't think there's anything weird about it. i think it's weird when guys won't kiss after being blown.
I won't go down on a guy if he won't kiss me afterwards.
12:29, so true!! As a guy, I have no problem going down. I know that I'm gonna get some juice on me. I just can't stand when I do that and a girl is like eww don't cum in my mouth or on my face. It's like, what do you think I spent some time doing earlier on you??
thanks for posting this.
As a man, I don't support having my load swallowed. It is blatant cannibalism. Those are my half-babies we're talking about here! And you know out of a couple hundred thousand swimmers there's got to be at least one or two half/rocket scientists or half/future presidents in there... you people disgust me!
9:05 - why wouldn't you kiss a girl who swallows YOUR semen? It's YOURS! Take it back!!!!
first of al....9:05 is fucking awesome, couldn't be more true. 2nd...i would think its rarer for a girl NOT to swallow, no?
10:17 AM, where do you live? :-) Finding a swallower isn't really that hard, you just have to let them know... Most of the time, they say they've never tried to swallow before, so you just ALLOW them to try on you!!! ;-)
9:05: Oh, why is that?
1:08 I'll hi 5 ya & a clap if u gargle
2:18 wow you're a dumb fuck
Out of the 7 people that have given me fellatio, 6 swallowed. It doesn't seem to be as reviled by as many people as you'd think.
swallowing isnt that big of a deal i dont get why these girls freak out it has protein and whitens your teeth
this has happened to me.. and its really funny because i'm from the 402.. lol and this text got sent to one of my best friends about me from the guy that did the high five. i'd laugh if this was his actual text
12:20 (1) HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT??? What, is it in a book somewhere?? Dumb question, of course it is. "Calorie Counter for Sluts & Prostitutes"
Are you the author? Maybe you should set up a book signing, you know, at the local Dr. John's.
your cum will change in flavor depending on what you eat. The wife says pineapple juice make my jizz taste delicious
hahaha! i guzzle then swallow
"From now on I'm going to DEMAND that every guy I blow high fives me after I swallow."
I totally agree. Hilarious.
You're a sick fuck...
You blow it in her ASS, then follow those steps
that was in a joe meno story.
uhm, i'm pretty sure that all of my girls swallow... we said it would be an insult if you don't, kinda like, "gross... you don't taste good enough to eat".
Just a high 5? Hell she deserves a high 5, dinner and a thank you card! Maybe even her name on a marquis. I have only ever found one of those in my life.
7:35am - cliche much?
Dude I've never gotten a high five from swallowing. It's a feat, and I feel the least I deserve is a high five. Pssh.
my ex's cum tasted sick so i hardly swallowed but the last guy i dated tasted like nothing. he gave me pecks afterwards, no tongue. eh, whatever.
I can understand if a girl won't let you cum in her mouth, but if you cum in her mouth and she spits it out it doesn't make sense. It's already in your mouth, just swallow that shit
the best is when chicks burp after getting a load . . .
Dude I though I was weird for high fiving a girl after swallowing...after reading this thread...I think i was on the right track all along...ps no girl ever seemed suprised or offended by the highfive...
I don't know what the big deal is, cum taste good.
All the girls on here that swallow, my place, this weekend. High 5's all around!
White girls swallow all and any cum. FACT.
Her name was not Shannon.
That totally happened to a friend of mine who lives in the 402 area code...weird..
Where does the wind go after it stops blowing?
Into the bathroom to spit and brush.
When they're about to cum you just go deep, it slides down your throat and you don't taste a thing! Easy as pie.
Damn, if you guys are lucky enough to be getting head, quit your bitchin' and let the girl do whatever she fucking wants to do with your cum.
Ladies what are your thoughts of a guy cumming on your face?
I haven't had a swallower yet.... then again haven't had a blow job yet either, prefer to use my time/erections eating pussy/fucking instead....
we hide ourselves well 9:20, keep your nose to the grindstone.
All I can say is that all who swallow are amazing girls. Surely does it for me when a girl swallows.
I gave a guy a hand job once and wasn't the most pleasant thing in the world; I would do it again, but I'd prefer good, old-fashioned hot sex. It's a lot more mind-blowing that way.
I wouldn't give head, and I wouldn't expect a guy to go down on me. Then you don't have to worry about 'Spits or Swallows.'
does anybody else ever read these and be like, huh, i wonder if that was about me? haha
I got a hi-five once... Then I made it awkward for him :)
good night? or best night
1:01 we should meet for drinks. ;)
a teaspoon of cum only has five calories. even if a guy ejaculates multiple times it doesn't add up to that much. and if she's doing it right, she'll probably have already worked off those calories anyway.. ;)
i always swallow and i've never had a guy NOT give me sexy full on kiss right afterward. once you swallow, there's hardly any cum left in your mouth anyway.. maybe like a couple of spermies hiding in between my teeth, but that it...
I'd kiss her. I'd tolerate my own, not anyone else.
And swallow, both did, but the frequency is like once per 30. Maybe even per 100 right now.
lmao @ 9:05 :) truthat.
Ok, I know this was a really old post, but was it Shannon? Seriously. . . she always wants a high five. And 402 is her area code so . . . I wanna know the chick's first name.
lol...i feel bad for you ppl that cant get a girl to swallow...if she doesnt want to you can always just surprise her...
Sheez, I've had girl drink out the condom.
Giving head doesn't make you a slut. Blowing random strangers without a relationship first makes you classless.
i always swallow. honestly if a guy wants to spend time down on me, i can do the same courtesy and swallow. and i always get kissed after. it's not classless when you're in a relationship, 11:47. get to 15 and maybe you'll start to understand :)
11:10, why so random....?
i always swallow and the guy always kiss me after. if they didnt i would be pissed, i mean its not like i dont kiss them after they go down on me... but getting a high five would be awesome i would think it was hilarious!
Maybe I'll high-five guys after they go down on me.
"or are they really so pessimistic that they can't vicariously cum in some girls mouth?"
I can do two things.
I guess I'm one of the few then... I'm a guy and I have a girl that loves to swallow but I would prefer to give her a facial or cum on her tits. Call me crazy.
OMG This totally happened to me. Ahahahahaha this is awesome, I thought I was the only one who had ever gotten a high five.
OMG THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME... except A]. his area code is 404 not 402. B.] hes a football player.. so does that make it socially acceptable...?
hahah 9:46..... its not too hard to find a swallower. i found 2 since december. one was while i was with the other
Dude, all of these posts are pointless. Are we 13? Giving high fives after swallowing, really? I swallow, love it, and let my boyfriend blow wherever he chooses. I guess if you're just hooking up a high five would be pretty funny, but it's all part of fun in relationships. My boyfriend accidentally shot a load in my eye once. It burned and my eye was red and puffy but it was funny as hell
...is it really that rare for a girl to swallow?
i think i love all you ladies...i am doing this from now on, itll be a self esteem booster...god bless all you women, i dont think i can say it enough
Take it like a shot, 7:28.... can't taste a thing :)
a guy recently high-fived me and i thought it was hilarious. never had anyone do that before.
I have friends who's stomachs can't tolerate cum -- makes them throw up.
I don't understand why a woman wouldn't swallow or take a load on her face. If you make a man happy while he cums, then he will always be happy! It's so simple
absolutely 12:59 i have been in this exact situation where i got the post swallow high five. he had this surprised look on his face, got like christmas morning giddy and then he gave me the high five and told me i was a champ. i no longer fellate him but not bc of the high fivage
i understand all too well 8:08.
LOL. This exact thing happened to me a week and a half ago. Except I'm the girl so the high five was for me.
Thank you 4:09, well said.
i dont understand...i dont think swallowing is that rare. all my friends do it but maybe its just a connecticut thing
you kids are crazy these days...jesus no one swallowed ever
11:32 - "Call me old fashioned! If he wants to cum on me though, I'm game. As long as he'll shower with me after ; )"
You're awesome. That's the hottest thing I've read today. I've never given a 'facial' or anything on the chest or back but always wanted to. The post bj shower including great soapy sex only makes the whole experience better.
Once after I swallowed, the guy wanted to kiss me.
I backed off a bit and he said to not worry - it was, after all, HIS cum.
Now, if it had been someone else's then... yeah. You get the idea
7:35- I am a classy girl and I am in a great relationship. Just because I like to try new things with my man or do things that you see in a porn doesn't make me slutty. It makes things interesting. You must have a really boring sex life.
8:26- you're my kind of guy.
i dunno about you kids, but kissing any girl who would put a dick in her mouth is below me. I fuck sluts, but I date class.
what's next, giving an upstanding girl a 'facial' or something? there are girls out there for porn sex, but there are classy girls too. they have their places.
wow 9:59, you're a winner.
Yep happened to me after blowing a guy...funny as Hell!!! lol
"i no longer fellate him" - Funniest quote here.
BA HA HA HA classic 👋
Haha the first time I swallowed I high-fived my boyfriend. It was awesome. lol
class is relative. if you ask a guy to kiss you after blowing him, that's class-less It's called "snowballing" him, and the snowball is a form of revenge.
As for 7:35, he's a 13 year old virgin troll with a small penis, a socially isolated chronic masturbator, and a basement dwelling sockfucker.
my gf swallows but ive never cummed on her face. I want to, but how would i bring something like that up without her thinking im a freak?
i would take a high-five over a "facial" any day.
I want to meet all the girls from june 11th 10:17 AM to 10:23 AM...AND 10:43 AM. God bless all of you
i like you, 11:04. haha thats how guys should be.
also... dont smoke cigs and girls will swallow.
I think it is rude not to swallow... but at the same time degrading to cum on my face.
you can cum anywhere else.. but not on my face. haha
Oh- and you better fucking kiss me after. I kiss you after you go down on me.. know what I'm saying?
Anybody else have this facination with cumming in a girls pussy and having it drip into a shot glass and making her drink it?
My kind of guy! I wish i could find a boyfriend like that
Swallowing is nice, but as long as I finish in her mouth, it doesn't bother me if she spits it out.