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  • 66 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:32am

    I'll swallow if I'm dating the guy - but I don't even go down unless we're exclusive and I know he actually has feelings for me. Call me old fashioned! If he wants to cum on me though, I'm game. As long as he'll shower with me after ; )

  • 66 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:33am

    hahaha reminds me of the time this older chick made me cum and she swallowed and was so proud of herself she was pumping her fist in the air like she just made the game winning shot.....damn i miss her!!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:49pm

    I blew my boyfriend and after he refused to kiss me so i licked his face = )

  • 66 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:53pm

    i recently learned i was an exception to the rule regarding swallowing. i don't slurp up every last drop but i take whatever lands in my mouth. its only polite. but i'm also a chick who enjoys kissing my man after he's been in my lady business, and i will fellate him after he's been inside me. i'm told that's even rarer than swallowers!

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 12:45am

    i always swallow. Unless there is a special request to cum somewhere else. Sex is supposed to be fun, take your ego out of it and your sex life will be much more fulfilling. quit judging people on sexual preferences, just because they're not yours

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:31pm

    I once high-fived a guy after I swallowed. He thought it was hilarious.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:41pm

    I swallow every single time, not swallowing seems disgusting and messy to me....i'm thinking i want it on my face--never had it...but i don't wanna ask for it and sound like a slut...

    • 38 65
      Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 10, 10 at 4:58am

      It would only sound slutty if you just met the guy you're blowing a couple hours ago at a bar. If you're in a committed relationship, your man will probably love it!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:44pm

    I swallow whats the biggg deal?

  • 58 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:05am

    good call. kissing her was definitely out of the question.

  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 11:44pm

    Ok, I know this was a really old post, but was it Shannon? Seriously. . . she always wants a high five. And 402 is her area code so . . . I wanna know the chick's first name.

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:06pm

    lol...i feel bad for you ppl that cant get a girl to swallow...if she doesnt want to you can always just surprise her...

  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:27pm

    this is why i love nebraska

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:29am

    i mean ive had the pleasure of having the girl as me if it was ok if she did?

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 3:59am

    anyone notice how there's another text in the worst night section where a girl talks about a guy that cums on her face and then high fives her? Coincidence?

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:14pm

    yaa.. see i swallow and most girls i know do to....like exactly like others said...you keep it in your mouth longer when you spit...jsut swallow and then have some water.... and as for kissing i dont mind kissing after hes gone down on me....its not that weird..... but bottom line is id swallow any day :) it whitens your teeth and is a litttle dose of protien ;)

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:44am

    10:39 guys dont like cum so their not gonnna want it in their mouths. if i kiss a guy after i swallow its a total peck no open mouth or anything

  • 55 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:39am

    lol@10:24 9:05 - why wouldn't you kiss a girl who swallows YOUR semen? It's YOURS! Take it back!!!!

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:59pm

    When they're about to cum you just go deep, it slides down your throat and you don't taste a thing! Easy as pie.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:01pm

    i don't mind if a guy i'm in a relationship with cums on my face. it can feel a little degrading so i wouldn't let a random hookup do it, but if there's a strong relationship it's just fun & kinky. i wouldn't want it to be the only place he cums though, i like swallowing and i like having it on my tits, ass, and back too....

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:51pm

    well my girl has recently taken to having me cumming on her face, she smears it and everything, she likes it, it has been the coolest thing, dont know where it all came from but i hope it stays!

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:17pm

    11:10, why so random....? Kittens, really?

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:16pm

    shitload of calories though.

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:41am

    i never understood why guys get so excited when i swallow...now i think im starting to get it...bc other girls are pathetic.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:24am

    cum tastes horrible. but if i got a high 5 every time i swallowed i might do it more often.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:46am

    9:38- I have been with my fair share, and I was dating in the late 80's when sex was like shaking hands, and I have only met one. However I will say that I did marry the first girl who i met that did anal. so...

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:33am

    hahaha i love 9:20 & 9:29...

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:58am

    i understand all too well 8:08.

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:20pm

    a teaspoon of cum only has five calories. even if a guy ejaculates multiple times it doesn't add up to that much. and if she's doing it right, she'll probably have already worked off those calories anyway.. ;)

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:36pm

    ^^ truthat i always swallow. honestly if a guy wants to spend time down on me, i can do the same courtesy and swallow. and i always get kissed after. it's not classless when you're in a relationship, 11:47. get to 15 and maybe you'll start to understand :)

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:19pm

    "if you ask a guy to kiss you after blowing him, that's class-less It's called "snowballing" him, and the snowball is a form of revenge." 1. How is asking someone to kiss you classless? 2. How is it a form of revenge if he accepts? 3. How is it a snowball if she swallowed, which is the theme of the thread? Maybe you should just go away. As for 11:47AM, he's a 13 year old virgin troll with a small penis, a socially isolated chronic masturbator, and a basement dwelling sockfucker.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    oh i've high fived plenty of times after sex. the best was when i was kissed on the forhead after giving head. i felt like a child. which is gross.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:44pm

    my boyfriend is vegetarian and his cum is so easy to swallow. i swallow every time.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:37am

    ok what is the effing zip code where all these girls that swallow live? I swear to the gods of porn i will move there tomorrow!!!

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:47pm

    8:26 Where are you? Who are you? What's your number? And can we get married asap?

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:25pm

    I always swallow, and most guys try to kiss me after but I think that's kinda gross. I am all about the post-hook up high five. But seriously, if a girl won't swallow, trade up.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:12am

    except for the fact that you really DON'T taste good enough to eat, 10:09.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:26pm

    I haven't had a swallower yet.... then again haven't had a blow job yet either, prefer to use my time/erections eating pussy/fucking instead....

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:29pm

    I dont get what the stigma is about swallowing, I mean when a guy goes down on you he kinda buries his face in whatever wetness you got going on down there. So it is polite to return the favor. Besides a guys is all over in a few bursts while the girls is "juicy" for the "duration"

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:09am

    uhm, i'm pretty sure that all of my girls swallow... we said it would be an insult if you don't, kinda like, "gross... you don't taste good enough to eat".

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:26pm

    That totally happened to a friend of mine who lives in the 402 area code...weird..

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:20pm

    I don't understand the big deal about swallowing. No, it doesn't taste great, but it seems faster and easier to just swallow than to find somewhere to spit.

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:36pm

    I wouldn't swallow a random guys' man-juice, but I don't give BJs to randies anyway. Cumming on my face is just is demeaning. But guys like going down on the vag. They consider it a treat, I think.

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:40pm

    Maybe it's just me, but I am up for anything. If I am having sex, or doing anything with a guy, (random or not) I'll swallow or he can go wherever. Swallowing is probably my favorite though. But I'll try anything twice.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:04pm

    Maybe I'll high-five guys after they go down on me.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:20am

    Awesome. BTW, cum does not taste "good". It's simply tolerable.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:33am

    1:08 I'll hi 5 ya & a clap if u gargle

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:31pm

    i always swallow and the guy always kiss me after. if they didnt i would be pissed, i mean its not like i dont kiss them after they go down on me... but getting a high five would be awesome i would think it was hilarious!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:40pm

    4:06: you're a douche. you're lucky a girl is giving you head in the first place and then you refuse to kiss her? screw you, arrogant limp dick.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:00pm

    "or are they really so pessimistic that they can't vicariously cum in some girls mouth?" I can do two things.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:39pm

    Where do all of you live? We need to party.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:54am

    that was in a joe meno story.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:13am

    White girls swallow all and any cum. FACT.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 7:59pm

    Her name was not Shannon.

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:29pm

    whats with the consistent 50 or so bad night replies? this was obviously alright for all involved or reading- high fives were exchanged- are people just juking the stats or are they really so pessimistic that they can't vicariously cum in some girls mouth?

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:52am

    7:35am - cliche much?

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:04pm

    first of al....9:05 is fucking awesome, couldn't be more true. 2nd...i would think its rarer for a girl NOT to swallow, no?

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:08am

    From now on I'm going to DEMAND that every guy I blow high fives me after I swallow.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:43am

    2:18 wow you're a dumb fuck

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:53am

    I totally stumbled upon this post by accident. Wow. That's all. Just wow. P.S. It doesn't whiten your teeth:)

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:25pm

    I got a hi-five once... Then I made it awkward for him :)

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:53am

    yeah, maybe its just me but out of like 15 girls, i think 1 never swallowed...and let me tell you thats the most interesting limbo to be in..i should have just came for the shits and giggles of it.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:36am

    I prefer it, no mess :) it's my signature thing.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:24pm

    I give high fives after every good fuck

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:31am

    All the girls on here that swallow, my place, this weekend. High 5's all around!

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:09pm

    Damn, if you guys are lucky enough to be getting head, quit your bitchin' and let the girl do whatever she fucking wants to do with your cum.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:43am

    i swallow, and yet the guy i'm seeing would rather go on my face.. wtf.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:17am

    i'm a female. i meant my group of friends and i all swallow... and it's not like, "TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE", but it's not that bad either!

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:07am

    Out of the 7 people that have given me fellatio, 6 swallowed. It doesn't seem to be as reviled by as many people as you'd think.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:51pm

    i would take a high-five over a "facial" any day.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:57am

    for real 11:32 fucking give me your number so i can meet you and worship you. and pee on you. gotta love the pee pee and tits and weiners.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:29am

    we hide ourselves well 9:20, keep your nose to the grindstone.

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:03am

    Dude, all of these posts are pointless. Are we 13? Giving high fives after swallowing, really? I swallow, love it, and let my boyfriend blow wherever he chooses. I guess if you're just hooking up a high five would be pretty funny, but it's all part of fun in relationships. My boyfriend accidentally shot a load in my eye once. It burned and my eye was red and puffy but it was funny as hell

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:42am

    3:43AM Learn to spot a troll.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:55pm

    I'll kiss after being eaten, I don't think there's anything weird about it. i think it's weird when guys won't kiss after being blown.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:40am

    Never had a girl NOT swallow. Feel bad for you losers.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:12am

    Dude I've never gotten a high five from swallowing. It's a feat, and I feel the least I deserve is a high five. Pssh.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:26pm

    I won't go down on a guy if he won't kiss me afterwards.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:19pm

    i've never minded swallowing, but when my bf gave me a high five after, i felt like a team player instead of a gf..... moral of the story kids: don't high five the girl unless she's into sports.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:06pm

    im like 20 for 20 finding swallowers....and never kiss her after. i didnt realize so many people weren't as fortunante

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:11pm

    I have friends who's stomachs can't tolerate cum -- makes them throw up.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:00am

    i do not understand the whole high-five thing. i mean, its happened to me before, and honestly i thought it was hilarious. but after all that, a high-five is what you think of? i dont get it lol

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:43am

    hahaha! i guzzle then swallow

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:43am

    9:05: Oh, why is that?

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:35pm

    12:29, so true!! As a guy, I have no problem going down. I know that I'm gonna get some juice on me. I just can't stand when I do that and a girl is like eww don't cum in my mouth or on my face. It's like, what do you think I spent some time doing earlier on you??

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:59pm

    does anybody else ever read these and be like, huh, i wonder if that was about me? haha

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:36am

    I don't understand why a woman wouldn't swallow or take a load on her face. If you make a man happy while he cums, then he will always be happy! It's so simple

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:23am

    ^matter of taste. I like the way cum taste

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:51pm

    All I can say is that all who swallow are amazing girls. Surely does it for me when a girl swallows.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:06am

    lmao @ 9:05 :) truthat.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:53am

    thanks for posting this.

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:55pm

    "From now on I'm going to DEMAND that every guy I blow high fives me after I swallow." I totally agree. Hilarious.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:40pm

    Take it like a shot, 7:28.... can't taste a thing :)

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:58pm

    I'm a little surprised at the amount of people who haven't had swallowers. I've only had one girl NOT swallow, and that was my high school girlfriend. I thought it was pretty much accepted practice at this point.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:38am

    ...is it really that rare for a girl to swallow?

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 8:08pm

    LOL. This exact thing happened to me a week and a half ago. Except I'm the girl so the high five was for me.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:05am

    7:35- I am a classy girl and I am in a great relationship. Just because I like to try new things with my man or do things that you see in a porn doesn't make me slutty. It makes things interesting. You must have a really boring sex life.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:18pm

    my ex's cum tasted sick so i hardly swallowed but the last guy i dated tasted like nothing. he gave me pecks afterwards, no tongue. eh, whatever.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:38pm

    3:21... You're a sick fuck... You blow it in her ASS, then follow those steps

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:46pm

    Dude I though I was weird for high fiving a girl after swallowing...after reading this thread...I think i was on the right track all along...ps no girl ever seemed suprised or offended by the highfive...

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:34pm

    10:17 AM, where do you live? :-) Finding a swallower isn't really that hard, you just have to let them know... Most of the time, they say they've never tried to swallow before, so you just ALLOW them to try on you!!! ;-)

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 7:12am

    Haha the first time I swallowed I high-fived my boyfriend. It was awesome. lol

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 9:32am

    good night? or best night

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:52pm

    i think i love all you ladies...i am doing this from now on, itll be a self esteem booster...god bless all you women, i dont think i can say it enough

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:59am

    hahah 9:46..... its not too hard to find a swallower. i found 2 since december. one was while i was with the other

  • 44 64
    Submitted by aweesnappers on Feb 20, 10 at 9:48pm

    this has happened to me.. and its really funny because i'm from the 402.. lol and this text got sent to one of my best friends about me from the guy that did the high five. i'd laugh if this was his actual text

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:14pm

    swallowing isnt that big of a deal i dont get why these girls freak out it has protein and whitens your teeth

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:37pm

    the best is when chicks burp after getting a load . . .

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:46pm

    Ladies what are your thoughts of a guy cumming on your face?

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:18am

    your cum will change in flavor depending on what you eat. The wife says pineapple juice make my jizz taste delicious

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:20am

    Just a high 5? Hell she deserves a high 5, dinner and a thank you card! Maybe even her name on a marquis. I have only ever found one of those in my life.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 6:20am

    @11:45pm i love when dudes kiss me on the forehead after head. since i guess its a given most guys are ridiculous and wont kiss you after you go down on them...the next best thing is a forehead or cheek kiss. definite points for dudes who do that

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:01pm

    OMG THAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME... except A]. his area code is 404 not 402. B.] hes a football player.. so does that make it socially acceptable...?

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:06pm

    Sheez, I've had girl drink out the condom.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:10pm

    heh i got a high five, a hug, a kiss and a big fat thank you. what a great guy.

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:28pm

    I used to try to swallow, but I almost threw up once so i stopped... the warm squirty-ness of it just does something to my gag reflex...

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:28am

    i always swallow and i've never had a guy NOT give me sexy full on kiss right afterward. once you swallow, there's hardly any cum left in your mouth anyway.. maybe like a couple of spermies hiding in between my teeth, but that it...

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:04am

    Once after I swallowed, the guy wanted to kiss me. I backed off a bit and he said to not worry - it was, after all, HIS cum. Now, if it had been someone else's then... yeah. You get the idea

  • 43 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:08am

    12:20 (1) HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT??? What, is it in a book somewhere?? Dumb question, of course it is. "Calorie Counter for Sluts & Prostitutes" Are you the author? Maybe you should set up a book signing, you know, at the local Dr. John's.

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:18am

    As a man, I don't support having my load swallowed. It is blatant cannibalism. Those are my half-babies we're talking about here! And you know out of a couple hundred thousand swimmers there's got to be at least one or two half/rocket scientists or half/future presidents in there... you people disgust me!

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:15pm

    i like you, 11:04. haha thats how guys should be. also... dont smoke cigs and girls will swallow.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:17pm

    1:01 we should meet for drinks. ;)

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:04am

    I'd kiss her. I'd tolerate my own, not anyone else. And swallow, both did, but the frequency is like once per 30. Maybe even per 100 right now.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:52am

    you kids are crazy these days...jesus no one swallowed ever

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 2:11am

    I gave a guy a hand job once and wasn't the most pleasant thing in the world; I would do it again, but I'd prefer good, old-fashioned hot sex. It's a lot more mind-blowing that way. I wouldn't give head, and I wouldn't expect a guy to go down on me. Then you don't have to worry about 'Spits or Swallows.'

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:15am

    I guess I'm one of the few then... I'm a guy and I have a girl that loves to swallow but I would prefer to give her a facial or cum on her tits. Call me crazy.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:46pm

    wow this is crazy !!!!!

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:12pm

    I can understand if a girl won't let you cum in her mouth, but if you cum in her mouth and she spits it out it doesn't make sense. It's already in your mouth, just swallow that shit

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:56am

    haha so true. love a good troll

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:05am

    I want to meet all the girls from june 11th 10:17 AM to 10:23 AM...AND 10:43 AM. God bless all of you

  • 38 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:30pm

    i thought swallowing was a standard procedure until at christmas my cousins and their friends were talking about girls not swallowing--i made the mistake of saying 'girls don't swallow?'---outed myself! i only kiss after i swallow if i brush my teeth first. also you cant taste anything if you already have him all the way down your throat anyway?

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:19am

    I don't know what the big deal is, cum taste good.

  • 28 45
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 28, 12 at 3:38am

    BA HA HA HA classic 👋

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:23pm

    Thank you 4:09, well said.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:53pm

    my gf swallows but ive never cummed on her face. I want to, but how would i bring something like that up without her thinking im a freak?

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:35am

    i dunno about you kids, but kissing any girl who would put a dick in her mouth is below me. I fuck sluts, but I date class. what's next, giving an upstanding girl a 'facial' or something? there are girls out there for porn sex, but there are classy girls too. they have their places.

  • 40 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:29pm

    i dont understand...i dont think swallowing is that rare. all my friends do it but maybe its just a connecticut thing

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:11pm

    Giving head doesn't make you a slut. Blowing random strangers without a relationship first makes you classless.

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 10:29pm

    Where does the wind go after it stops blowing? Into the bathroom to spit and brush.

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:47am

    class is relative. if you ask a guy to kiss you after blowing him, that's class-less It's called "snowballing" him, and the snowball is a form of revenge. As for 7:35, he's a 13 year old virgin troll with a small penis, a socially isolated chronic masturbator, and a basement dwelling sockfucker.

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:04am

    wow 9:59, you're a winner.

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:44pm

    8:26- you're my kind of guy.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:15pm

    absolutely 12:59 i have been in this exact situation where i got the post swallow high five. he had this surprised look on his face, got like christmas morning giddy and then he gave me the high five and told me i was a champ. i no longer fellate him but not bc of the high fivage

  • 31 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:29pm

    Yep happened to me after blowing a guy...funny as Hell!!! lol

  • 38 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 11:04pm

    My kind of guy! I wish i could find a boyfriend like that

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:30am

    11:32 - "Call me old fashioned! If he wants to cum on me though, I'm game. As long as he'll shower with me after ; )" You're awesome. That's the hottest thing I've read today. I've never given a 'facial' or anything on the chest or back but always wanted to. The post bj shower including great soapy sex only makes the whole experience better.

  • 39 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:43pm

    "i no longer fellate him" - Funniest quote here.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:50pm

    OMG This totally happened to me. Ahahahahaha this is awesome, I thought I was the only one who had ever gotten a high five.

  • 30 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:22pm

    a guy recently high-fived me and i thought it was hilarious. never had anyone do that before.

  • 32 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:21pm

    Anybody else have this facination with cumming in a girls pussy and having it drip into a shot glass and making her drink it?

  • 29 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:33pm

    I think it is rude not to swallow... but at the same time degrading to cum on my face. you can cum anywhere else.. but not on my face. haha Oh- and you better fucking kiss me after. I kiss you after you go down on me.. know what I'm saying?

  • 29 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 3:28pm

    Swallowing is nice, but as long as I finish in her mouth, it doesn't bother me if she spits it out.