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  • Who else yawned when they read this?

    Submitted by Samelevennn on Feb 27, 10 at 8:28pm
  • Was she a snake? Then this text makes sense. Otherwise, you're just a moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:25pm
  • You can't have a double jointed jaw. She has TMJ. That's all. I work in the medical field so I know what I'm talking about.

    Submitted by randomname on Feb 27, 10 at 7:12pm
    • The TMJ is two joints.

      Submitted by durty on Feb 28, 10 at 9:25am
    • I can promise you that you don't know what you're talking about because I have a double jointed jaw. I see one of the top TMJ specialists in the country, as well as a team of physical therapists to help strengthen my jaw muscles to learn how to control my range of motion. My jaw used to lock five or six times a day because it is double jointed, but with the help of my oral surgeon and my physical therapists, it doesn't anymore. Having a double jointed jaw isn't as much fun as it would se

      Submitted by ummmalias on Mar 1, 10 at 12:03am
  • @ 12:17 depends what your into... Pretty wide though. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:06am
  • How did OP detect this "double jointed jaw"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 7:27pm
  • Kc mo stand up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 3:39am
  • Cool no one cares that there's no such thing as double jointed jaw...it's funny get a fucking sense of humor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:48am
  • Ppp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:55pm
  • 1203 is right. The person who posted this text is obviously referring to getting head. However I do not recommend it. My jaw is double jointed and it locks or gets stuck pretty easily when my mouth is opened wide, especially for prolonged periods of time. My boyfriend almost had to call 911 a few times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 5:27pm
  • How can you have a double jointed jaw?

    Submitted by Best_Friend on Feb 27, 10 at 7:10pm
    • It's like being double jointed anywhere else. It's rare to be double jointed in your jaw, but if you're double jointed in your jaw, you typically are everywhere else.

      Submitted by ummmalias on Mar 1, 10 at 12:05am
  • hahaha aw thats funny i totally yawned too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:34pm
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:05pm
  • Fucking

    Submitted by zomfgdrew on Feb 28, 10 at 5:47am
  • unless she can fit your balls in her mouth too then this just seems kind of pointless

    Submitted by thomasfk on Mar 1, 10 at 1:26am
  • Ridiculous. There's no such thing as a double jointed jaw. We know what op meant, but who cares? How wide does a mouth need to open for anything sexual? Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 12:17am
  • Don't all people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:00pm