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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:25pm

    Why don't you pick on something that can defend itself? Dumbass

  • 99 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:36pm

    I love cats. That's mean. DISLIKE.

  • 88 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:49pm

    Spraying a cat with water isn't an effective way to rid a pet of dander. I suggest brushing him well with a soft bristle brush twice daily and vacuuming any carpeting regularly! -Mr. Clean

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:42pm

    Stop BAWWing over cats getting sprayed by water. Does it make the sky cruel when it rains on the cats too?

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:12pm

    this is the type of person that should a) not be allowed to own a cat and b) die of alcohol poisoning.

  • 88 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:12pm

    Wouldn't most cats run away?

  • 81 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:40pm

    Cat haters, just because you don't like cats does not make it "okay" or funny to abuse them. Fucking retards.

  • 82 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:37pm

    That is so cruel and mean!!!!!! I hope you are reported for animal abuse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:07pm

    That's kinda sad : (

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:46pm

    Jesus. Some of you people take things so seriously. It's a joke. God damn. Get Over it. It's probably fake anyways. And stop saying I hope u get arrested for animal cruelty. It's not animal cruelty to spray animals with water.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:09pm

    You shouldn't own pets, ass hole

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:52pm

    8:45 if you can't find anything more entertaining than spraying a cat then your balls obviously need to drop

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:35pm

    Dear 6:25 aka Cat Creep, They can defend themselves, have you ever been attacked by a crazed cat and its killer claws? I rest my case. -Calder Sounds like you're the biggest pussy ever. Ashame you can't man up and handle a scratch or two.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:19pm

    You kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried.

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:24am

    The whole of America needs to man up. It's not animal cruelty. It's water! And this is tfln! What the fudge did you expect?? 'you kept telling the cat "I looove you! Have some food!"'??? P.s. Loved the 'Nut up or shut up'. I'll be using that one for sure.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:12am

    This is ironic. Everyones being a pussy, and they need to man up. What's the most harm that could be done? Don't vacuum if there's a dog in the house, that's animal cruelty. Fuck outta here.

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:23pm

    Where is my wife? -Mankrik

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:49pm

    The person that actually did this is a huge asshole

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:34pm

    6:31 As 6:30 pointed out, I will then claw the fuck out of your face.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:35pm

    Where is my wife? -Mankrik November 16, 2009 7:23PM loves me some WOW references :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:03pm

    Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker mother fucker tits fart turd and twat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:57pm

    That cat will piss in your shoe sometime in the near future. Man up!

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:43am

    I love my cat, but this is so funny!!!!

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:17pm

    Wet pussy is the best pussy!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:14am

    Some people shouldn't own animals! Dick

  • 71 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:28am

    I love cats but omg this is hillarous what would have been better if it would Og came back and bounced on you

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:57pm

    I don't no what kinda night this was

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:43pm

    Have you ever seen that video of the guy being attacked by the cat he was trying to put up for adoption? The cat attacked the shit out of him and made him get stitches on his ballsack, so cats are insane when they want to be...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:26am

    Oh, I need to do that to my roommate's cat that's in heat. Take some revenge for the sleep deprivation she's caused me.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:47am

    Sorry I wrote so much. PETA pisses me off. ^.^

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:23pm

    I love my cats but I do occasionly use a spray bottle with water in it to get them of the counters or table. I don't think it's cruel, but what the op did is.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:32pm

    HAHAHAHA 6:35pm hahahahahaha. seriously. if you cant handle a cat scratching you then you obviously need your balls to drop.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:30pm

    Dear 6:25 aka Cat Creep, They can defend themselves, have you ever been attacked by a crazed cat and its killer claws? I rest my case. -Calder

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:36pm

    awww poor kitty :( its not cruelty just sad. you better love the shit out of that cat

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:24pm

    how could anyone declare this a bad night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:22pm

    hahaha awesome text. and calm down it's just water and cats suck most of the time anyway

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 2:21am

    Hahahahahaha amazing.

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:10pm

    This is fucking funny as shit everyone can lighten up or shut upp

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:17pm

    This is fucking funny!

  • 65 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:15pm

    Actually, it's not really torturing the cat, but I wouldn't do it, regardless of how much I drink... Also, some cats, such as the Turkish Van like water and will rest in sinks and such)...

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:16pm

    Way to fail, TFLN. Animal cruelty is NOT funny.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:23am

    Go fuck urself idiots!

  • 37 40
    Submitted by EmoChick182 on Aug 1, 11 at 6:50pm

    I cant wait for the next text complaining of infected bites and scratches

  • 62 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:29am

    Spraying a cat with water is like spraying a fully clothed person with water, its just fucking annoying.

  • 65 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:58pm

    Ha ha! Cats are evil! ~Crystal~

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:49am

    i loled and then felt so bad for the cat, the poor thing!

  • 62 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:11am

    Sorry, I have to agree-animal cruelty isn't funny

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:54pm

    HE WAS DRUNK!!!!DAMN it's a fuckin text that's prob fake. This interrupted my wet dream

  • 61 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:52pm

    it IS animal cruelty because it makes the creature upset, yet the abuser continues to do it. cats are instinctively impartial to water, as they cannot and should not swim, hence their obvious sensitivity towards it. what if someone pouring windex on your skin? it wouldn't kill you, but it would be a huge fucking bother, right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:54pm

    this is fucking mean die

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:48am

    Rude and funny at the same time.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:24am

    Spraying a cat with water? Mean bastard.

  • 60 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:35pm

    I think that's crulity to animals

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:58pm

    Clean pussy = good pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:18pm

    that's awful, you're fucking retarded. fuck you

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:44am

    Cats are evil. The only good cat is the one under my tires!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:38pm

    Hahaha this is great. And all you haters it's just water. So chill out. No harm done. Well as far as we know hah

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:33pm

    Never spray carz wid water

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:38am

    This makes me sad :(

  • 61 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:28pm

    you cat lovers need to stfu. its just a cat. its just water. its not like the op used acid. want a cause? go help starving ppl. how? drown the cats next time and use them as food! boom! ya burned!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:38pm

    God, that's awful. Way to traumatize a poor animal.

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:10pm

    Ugh, my life cast into sharp relief. Rock harder Austin.

  • 59 95
    Submitted by Oskarthegirl on Jan 26, 10 at 6:39pm

    ahhhh this is terribly funny. I just imagine a drunk person doing this...too funny. Poor cat, but it isn't as if it's being smacked or kicked.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:12am

    This is so fucking hilarious! The people that are saying that it's animal cruelty need to get the stick removed from their asses

  • 56 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:25am

    Cats are the worst.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:38am

    That's cruel man -Diabetes

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:49am

    Even better 11:50... Put tape on a foot or 4

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:04am

    Ever put a sock on a cats head? .... Try it and tell me if you can breath after the laughing attack you suffer

  • 55 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:40pm

    Animal cruelty. Not funny. Tfln sucks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:22pm

    Animal cruelty. Always fun.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:11am

    Cmon even spraying a kid with water isn't as bad as spanking it lol

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:35pm

    That's exactly wat I was thinking 7:12

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:06pm

    this is my favorite one ever

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:03pm

    Not cool. That's animal cruelty

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:55pm

    HILARIOUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:02pm

    I've never seen a cat cry

  • 46 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:56am

    That's messed up and WEAK! Abuse to defenseless animals is cowardly and ridiculously crewl. NEVER HAVE KIDS!!!!!!

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:20pm

    Dude, they you to spray niggas with water too. big deallllllllllll

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:36am

    I don't know why but that's funny as shit

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:04pm

    Dear 6:35 aka Roid Rage, Really? -Calder

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:12am

    Fuck yes, more people should torture cats. What a win. fuck it, I run them over regularly with my SUV. I fucking hate cats. OP is a legend, but should try petrol instead.

  • 51 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:51pm

    I am Pussy, I speak for the Cats

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:06pm

    I HATE cats!! Cats from the neighborhood shit all over the backyard... It's so fucking hard to clean

  • 42 70
    Submitted by redhead07 on Jun 22, 11 at 2:22am

    Poor kitty!

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:19am

    all these bitches are crazy talkin bout how squirtin a cat with water is animal cruelty. LOLERZ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:20pm

    Lol YESSSSS grear song called "family reunion" by blink-182

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:45pm

    7:32 stfu if a cat cant handle a little watter then its balls obviously need to drop

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:31pm

    6:30 -- Who the fuck said the cat isn't declawed? LOTS of people declaw their housecats. Good assumption, dumbass.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by mindtricks on Jul 15, 10 at 12:13am

    Since when is water abuse? Jesus. It's water. This is funny. For those of u who can't handle that, shut up. Thank you

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:21pm

    so if you can't handle "pussy" you can't handle the real thing.....sucks for you!!!!!

  • 38 66
    Submitted by help on Jul 24, 11 at 12:20am

    hahahahahahaha cats suck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:42pm

    HE WAS DRUNK GET OVER IT. I THREW MEATBALLS IN MY FISHTANK WHEN I WAS DRUNK. SHIT HAPPENS. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:16pm

    Tfln needs more funny animal cruelty stories

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:40pm

    I love cats, I have some of my own but this is hilarious. haha. not saying I ever treat mine like that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:46pm

    All cats should die.

  • 48 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:27am

    Nothing wrong with alittle wet pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:28pm

    way to be cruel, asshole.

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 12:23am

    That shit was funny.

  • 48 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:12pm

    I own cats...and this is funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:52pm

    Fuck cats. ThAt's awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:55pm

    Wow. Where's Peta when you need them (to kill this guy) SCREW YOU!!! :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:16pm

    haha fuck cats... swerve towards them when you drive

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Feb 12, 10 at 9:00pm

    That's not funny, that's sad! The poor cat!

  • 46 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 11:56pm

    Hahahaha!!! Fuckin awesome.

  • 51 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:56am

    Aww, so mean. Yes it is just water, but cats HATE water. It is like poison to them. It freaks them out

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 9:43pm

    Cute guys who love cats call me 84five five96 zero873

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:48pm

    Duh they are. Nobody texts abnything good anymore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:13pm

    6:03 isnt random, thats a fucking great song. blink rule.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:10pm

    Kinda random, 6:03, but I do love the Carlin...*tear*

  • 45 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:28pm

    WTF! Never have kids. Poor kitty... I'd like to drown you... *rawr* >:3

  • 49 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:56pm

    U tell em 10:54!!! They need to getta hobby and I'm sorry bout ur dream :(

  • 43 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:18pm

    ....cus its hilarious!!!

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:23am

    Prime. Father. Material.....

  • 44 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:38am

    Omg soooo funnyyy!!!!!!!

  • 41 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:18am

    Eat shit and die you fucker!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:01am

    This person is officially my new hero. One of the best TFLN ever! The only good cat is a dead cat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:07pm

    if the cat was dumb enough to just sit there instead of trying to run away the dumb piece of shit deserved it.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:08pm

    This is not animal cruelty, nor is it inhumane. Second, learn to fucking spell. How seriously will others take you if you cant even spell the simplest of words. Case in point, the person who thinks this is animal cruelty but cant even spell cruelty. That leads me to believe you dont even know what the fuck cruelty means. If the cat is not being harmed or tormented, then its all goooooood. Smoke a fattie and STFU. ATX yeaaaah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 7:23pm

    Cats do need to man up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:17pm

    fail textsfromlastnihht!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 6:33pm

    That's how we do it in round rock

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:00am

    funny all the liberal shitheads getting upset because poor little kitty got some WATER on it. Bet you all drive Subaru's and drink Starbucks. Pussy's

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:58pm

    i have 3 cats, love them to death, but this is some funny ass shit!! reminds me of my friend who always tells me "they have wussy names"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:12am

    Hahaha this is really funny. I hate cats and their cries make me smile. :-)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:13pm

    Some people just don't deserve to breath. Try laying off the drugs douche bag.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:41pm

    all cats should be shot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:12am

    This is ironic. Everyones being a pussy, and they need to man up. What's the most harm that could be done? Don't vacuum if there's a dog in the house, that's animal cruelty. Fuck outta here.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:54pm

    How is getting a cat a little bit wet cruel? It's not like the person was drowning it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 9:46pm

    That's horrible!! Poor kitty...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 8:57pm

    That's how we do it in Austin

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 11:50pm

    Get a life, it's water for Christ sake! It's not like he was lighting it on fire or kicking it (which he probably should have because cats suck)