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  • 77 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:30pm

    or when they just stare at you. like dont you have other things to worry about or cant you thank me for swallowing your kids?

  • 81 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:16pm

    because when you say mmmmmmmmhmmmmmm it feels fantastic!

    • 40 70
      Submitted by Gunslinger7 on Mar 17, 10 at 1:14am

      Agreed. My ex girlfriend used to do it all the time. Amazing.

  • 68 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:36pm

    uhh, im pretty sure thats why they are asking you questions.

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 1:17am

    like the dentist ..

  • 77 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    just like the dentist

  • 64 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    it was awkward to ask you to hum on it.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:37pm

    yeaa your deffinatly doing something wrong,they shouldn't be distracted with asking you questions,they prolly want you to stop

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:36pm

    If he is asking things like ... "do you like that big cock in your mouth" its usually considered a rhetorical question.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:48pm

    "you're" dude, really its time for some new material. it was funny the first time. not the billionth. hows this for a last word: RIGHT

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:35pm

    C'mon guys, its not that hard to ask for a hummer. Man up already.

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:12pm

    Haha I never ask questions. Just make them fight for air. :)

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:46pm

    4:36, apparently I'm the only one who understands what you're saying. it's their way of getting a hummer when you must not be doing that in the first place. duhhh.

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:28pm

    Newsflash stop yalkin 2. Urselff

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:36am

    they are probably asking what the OP is charging for the BJ

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:35am

    It's OK unless they are asking for your sister's phone number. Or your mother's

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:03pm

    what cell are you in?

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:59pm

    do you have any idea how good "mmmmhhhhhhmmmmm" feels while your giving oral? ask around i swear its prolly the reason why us guys gotta keep askin questions. haha.

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:42pm

    because they can talk at you and know that you aren't going to carry on some lame, dumb-cunt conversation

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:53pm

    Haha. It is an excuse to get you to hum on his cock. It feels great.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:57pm

    i'm a girl and i've never experienced this problem... but just for the hell of it, next guy that goes down on me, i'm hitting him with the spanish inquisition.

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:24pm

    Ummm, because you aren't any good and they're bored?

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:02pm

    I like that she used the plural "guys" here. Good times.

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:26am

    If you want a hummer, ask for a hummer. No need to try and be sneaky about it.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:46pm

    I'll eat dat pussay for you! You'll be humming then!!!!

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:26am

    Cause that hum feels good lol

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:07pm

    never have I agreed with anything more than I have this text

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:23am

    Because your throat will vibrate when you answer "mmhmhmhmmm"

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:43pm

    how often does this happen to you?

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:39pm

    i love to hum...makes me feel useful...but wont do it on a first blow, i've got to get something in return first!

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:21am

    Cause u are bad at it and want u to stop but nicely

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:15pm

    This is my life. The guy I'm hooking up with loves to chit chat while getting head. So awk.

  • 46 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:58pm

    Bwaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa! ME TOO!

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:58am

    Let my dick blow in ur mouth bitch....

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:15pm

    Newsflash: lick the folds of my ballsack!! Who the fuck says newsflash?!?? Putz.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:11pm

    Maybe he's training to be a dentist.. Dick

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:31pm

    The opportunity to only receive yes or no answers from a girl is rare and is cherished by men.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:41pm

    are you dating dentistry students?

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 2:25pm

    Haha maybe cuz they like the way it feels when you mmhmhmhmmmm on their dick!!!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:37am

    are they asking if they are choking you with their massive cock? I have to ask the bitches this all the time. Their eyes are bigger than their mouths

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:37pm

    humming is the reason we ask the questions

  • 35 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:08am

    If I get asked something other than a rhetorical question I stop blowing. So, lesson learned is keep the questions to the subject at hand or be prepared for the BJ to be over. Otherwise, I'm gonna hummmmmmmm you like there's no tomorrow.

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:09pm

    Oh you can contact me on facebook under sleven wilkins...i dont ask questions when thats done i promise

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:46pm

    ...say it a few more times... just so that I remember next time...

  • 45 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:25am

    i love giving blowjobs. its so fun! my imvu username is vegankitkat if u wanna fuck. *GIR was here*

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:59pm

    or do you want it on your face baby? mmmhhhmmmm.....wait what oooo my eye thats why bitch

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:23pm

    Next time you're blowning a guy try humming a song. You'll have wedding ring in your finger quicker than your tust fund can buy you one.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:07pm

    We love you you're person

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:56pm

    You're person is the funniest

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:05pm

    You are sooooo funny you're guy

  • 36 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:40pm

    9:31 = Awesome 4:23 = Dyke 5:09 funny 5:37 = incorrect... we never want you to stop.

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:46pm

    That's why they ask the questions

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:50am

    What does op stand for?

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:04pm

    or when they're dirty talking to you and expectiing some type of conversation back while you blow them

  • 43 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:41pm

    HYSTERICAL! I totally know what you mean!

  • 42 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:23pm

    I think the answer is "no thank you" and you take your mouth away.

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 3:58pm

    shit honey can i use your car to go get more beer i wrecked mine? mmmmhhhhhhmmmmm. thats why dumb ass

  • 17 29
    Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 23, 12 at 10:28pm

    It vibrates the shaft which is awesome and my ex girl friend did this thing where after I wa done she swallowed and licked the tip... It was amazing

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:42pm

    we ask because we know you have to say yes!

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:49pm

    Lmao!!! Thas too funny ooh no!

  • 35 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:42pm

    You can practice on me

  • 29 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:37pm

    Lol that's fuckin great

  • 29 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:14pm

    Newsflash: if they're making conversation, you're doing something wrong...

  • 30 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:53am

    whatever they like the humming. lol