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  • 85 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:00pm

    u ppl just killed the humor in this text. get over yourselves. anchorman reference = win Xp

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:47, you've either never been laid, or paid for that sex.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:30pm

    Theres a rainbow over there.....Do me on it

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:51pm

    3:39 - You sound super fun to be around.

  • 66 57
    Submitted by sactastic on May 18, 10 at 9:14am

    Where live, where on right now...I don't believe you!

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:11am

    50 % of the time it works every time

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:37pm

    no, you didn't, virgin

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:47pm

    Dude 321 would you care to lax?

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:41pm

    This burrito is delicious but it IS filling.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:17pm

    milk was a bad choice.

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:26am

    Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once. Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name? Brian Fantana: I don't remember. Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going... Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again. Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.

  • 66 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:47pm

    sez you. don't bother asking her because the bitch will probably lie to you about it until she either a) gets your sperm, b) gets your money or c) finds someone better. It's like they take a truth serum after that

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:55pm

    3:51 - I am, actually, thanks.

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 8:53pm

    totally quoted anchorman during sex, it was awesome

  • 59 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:34am

    Anchorman is by far one of the best movies to randomly quote.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 11:13pm

    Mr. Burgendy you have a massive erection.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:09am

    In soviet russia she would take you to pleasure town

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:24pm

    The arsonist had oddly shaped feet

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:02pm

    3:58 - a little difficult to demonstrate via online, don't you think? stfu. you're pointless.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 8:46pm

    Ron Burgundy was on top. Life was good We've been going to the same party for twenty years now and in no way is that depressing.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:18pm

    u guys are burnin faster than my L

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:40pm

    Screwing ur blowup doll does not count loser

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 4:03am

    She's pointing to her boobies!! I LOVE ANCHORMAN! great movie! Can't wait for the second one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:32pm

    I had a guy do that to me once... Best. Lay. EVER!

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:37pm

    If I did, it would be a woman who could spell...

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Lamar15 on May 21, 11 at 9:23pm

    At least he HAS sex unlike you 3:39

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:39pm

    roleplay is for when the sex is so bad you'd rather pretend your someone else. sucks to be you, buddy.

  • 49 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 3:26pm

    in soviet russia, role plays you!

  • 46 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:27pm

    407 - 410 is all the same person with too much time on their hands.